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If you met me in real life, you would feel comfortable taking shots at me within minutes. It is my superpower and I cannot explain it. Maybe it is because I always have a smile on my face, who knows, but I love that I can put people at ease so quickly that a smart alec comment
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@ProudElephantUS
I do my own home Hannity. I tell my wife I have a question, but I talk for five minutes actually getting to it, and then I just talk over her when she tries to answer. Expecting my own show any day now.
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@LarryDJonesJr
Finally! Voters have had enough of the wasteful spending, maybe they are finally getting the message.
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At what point is it ok to say I am only 91 away from 2k , can you help me out? Is it now, or too soon? I don’t want to mess this up!
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Last night my son asked me why I still drive an 18 year old minivan, and it led to a discussion I am so glad we had.
I told him that from the time I was probably 16, all I ever wanted was a family of my own. I wanted to be a great husband and father and nothing else was as
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@RepStickland
Jonathan, how did you break the cycle of having to have money, to get elected. I actually know you and I know you didn’t come from money. Is there someplace you have written about this? What you did was pretty amazing. Thought of trying it myself, but the financial hurdle, yikes.
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@WarlordDilley
@DanCrenshawTX
He didn’t release the J6 tapes. He let Americans rot in jail. I don’t give a rats a** what other things he did. All he had to do was keep his word in this and maybe there could have been a little good will toward his other failures and blowing the Ukraine.
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@djdubmasterflex
@sentdefender
Probably just tired, but this made me laugh more than it should have Lost. 😂
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@TheBabylonBee
Love it when people can still laugh at jokes. My wife laughed out loud at this. 😊
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@JonathanTurley
Anyone with intelligence will eventually drift right. They may not go whole hog, but if you nail them down on individual stances, their answers will land more on the conservative side.
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@robreiner
The difference between conservatives and liberals is I can make this statement.
I agree with Rob on this one, and guess what, if he ever says something I agree with again, I will support that to. I think it’s unlikely, but he did direct some of my favorite movies so who knows.
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@TrumpDailyPosts
I used to love Sean but his style gets old quick once you notice it.
I do my own home Hannity. I tell my wife I have a question, but I talk for five minutes actually getting to it, and then I just talk over her when she tries to answer. Expecting my own show any day now.
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@leslibless
Walk them down to ground zero for a drink of water and and a camp out. I bet they wouldn’t do it.
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@AntifaWatch2
@MagaGoldHat1
At the minimum, they should be treated exactly as the J6 prisoners have been. No bail, no trial, solitary confinement, abused and medical withheld for a minimum of two years.
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@TomMorgan68
@exposing_white
Tom you and I both know that makes way too much sense. On these open and shut cases why do we waste so much time and so much money keeping them alive. It’s about 2 dollars of material to wrap up the case and move on.
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I love to see projects people do themselves for way less money. We did this grill shed last month for $500
This ain’t gonna make it into Southern Living Magazine, but let me say this…
I did this project this morning for ZERO $$$ (repurposed wood) and it only took me 3 hrs.
I’ll take that as a win…it should make the beer a tad more satisfying, later today 💯
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My 19 year old son is just about finished with his machinist schooling, and they let him bring home all the parts he has made. They teach how to use a mill, lathe and CNC machine.
I think he was worried we would be disappointed when he said he didn’t want to go to college but
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I know it’s no secret, but a rotisserie chicken from Sam’s for $5 is a life hack.
I am doing keto right now but just the value alone makes it great. You can strip that bad boy down and turn it into so many other things.
This may be the only food tip you ever get from me. 😇
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@MalCan4401
Congrats!!! My son got his first at 15 years old. 200yards and dropped him in his tracks. I was so proud I could have burst.
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@Leyh___Brian
@PamelaGeller
How is that possible, what if the J6 footage is needed for evidence in any number of trials that are ongoing or yet to be? This is a bunch of bullmess.
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Am I a loser?
Your stance on the kid with the Chiefs costume can bring some clarity to this question.
If you thought it was anything other than awesome. You are a loser.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
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When you lose a child the pain never goes away, but you learn to live with it, keep it in the background, and the days that you cry get further apart. But some days, out of no where, it hits like it was yesterday. I miss my son so much today. His name was Drew.
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@KimDotcom
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Many years ago, my wife made these shirts for her boys. This picture still makes me smile.
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First it was a pillow intervention, now we may need a Christmas tree intervention for my wife. She says it’s a fall tree. That’s not a thing! 😂
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When the cows won’t stop blocking your view of the feeder, Send out the wife to scare them off!!! Hard to see but she has a stick! 😂😂
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How it started 1987 and how it is going 2023. We are reproducing the couple on the wall behind us.
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@blackhawkce457
@realstewpeters
My cousins goes fairly often and has not seen it either. Of course a friend got back from Chicago and wasn’t murdered so maybe it has something to do with the parts you go to? Like are there gangster Hasidic Jews in the bad parts of Israel?
Workshopping this and I have to say it
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I saw Sudafed trending and it reminded me of the first time I went to purchase after it was moved behind the counter.
Pharmacy Woman: "How much do you need?"
Me: "I am not sure, how much do you need to fill a bathtub halfway?"
She didn't laugh, and she wouldn't sell me two
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@LoveTherapis1
Do we really need to go after the 5% that make the decision to hold out for marriage? My wife and I did, and we have zero regrets, btw its been 31 years now. Sex before marriage has not been the key thing to keep anyone I know together. Common faith and beliefs do though. 😇
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Nothing more true than this. If you are not following
@TremoloTim
, do yourself a favor and change that. Just scroll through his stuff it is solid and very funny to me at least. 😊👍
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Last year, around this time, my niece asked me to be the officiant for her wedding in Cancun. I didn’t even know what that was or that just about anyone could take the steps to do it legally. She filled me in on the details and assured me that it was what she wanted more than
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A great Thanksgiving this year. Family and food Thursday. Up at 3am to make the drive to the deer lease. A quick post on my wives passive aggressive paper towel folding, then hunting, my son gets a nice 8 point, then home to rest and relax. 🙏😊
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@PamelaHensley22
The worst boss of the year is shared by everyone that decided that a vaccine mandate was appropriate and fired those that did not comply with medical tyranny.
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Saturday, when my son bought his new rifle, I told him let’s go ahead and purchase the ammo. It’s a 308, and the price of ammo varies quite a bit, from about $47 to $26. I told him get 2 boxes of the better stuff for sighting it in and hunting, and 4 boxes of the cheap stuff for
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In a Dollar Tree, with the wife, in a semi sketchy part of town. The smell in here is not great. If it were a cologne I would call it Sketch, by Humanity.
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@BookerSparticus
I do my own home Hannity. I tell my wife I have a question, but I talk for five minutes actually getting to it, and then I just talk over her when she tries to answer. Expecting my own show any day now.
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@DustinMcelreath
This is getting much closer to a reasonable stance and striking this tone would make Desantis supporters much more tolerable.
Here are the ones that are no goes for me and the reason he will not pull me off my support for Trump.
He thinks Trump lost which means he lacks basic
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@fitfan777
@mollie_don
No matter how much you really want to do it, a throat punch isn't the answer. 😀
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Today was a great day. My 19 year old son, started his full time machinist job last week and we are going deer hunting together for Thanksgiving. So today, we went to Cabela's and got our super combo hunting licenses, he bought himself a new Tikka 308 that he gets to pick up
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@TDRColorado
I didn’t need one either, but because it causes hysteria in liberals, I went ahead and built one. 😊
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When my wife and I were dating, I made a video that still gives me the feeling of being 21 and madly in love. The song was The way you make me feel. I can cut lots of clips from it but I like this one. My brother taught her to hit the bone in the top of my shoulder with her
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I tried to get as many of my favorite people as I could worked into this but it was just way too short. Hope you enjoy it. 🙂
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@DineshDSouza
@robreiner
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln was a time traveler who hand crafted this saying specifically for Rob.
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If I was single again my flirting would go like this.
What time do you like to go to bed? 9:30? Me too! What is your most common sleep injury? It’s my back too! Sometimes a sprained ankle but not as often. Do you wake easy from snoring? Oh you do? What about if someone just
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I am a tsunami of rage every time I have to open sausage. Please, tell me there is a life hack for getting it out of this package!
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@ProudElephantUS
Forcing people to cheerlead something they do not believe in, is the foundation of wokeness.
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Today at Sam’s, I walked by an older guy trying to talk his wife into letting him get one of those survival food tubs with meals for x amount of days. The part of the conversation I heard had EMP, or attack on the power grid in it, which made me feel like we could instantly be
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@JonathanTurley
The founding fathers laid their lives on the line to gift us our freedom. You think what they said about king George would have been hate speech by todays standard?
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@CollinRugg
@DebGoldPaso
When it is all said and done, the history books may very well show that that
@elonmusk
had more to do with the preservation of The United States of America, than any other single individual.
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I am just going to come out and say it.
My wife needs a pillow intervention.
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Christmas lights, life hack. We put up our lights today and it took a total of 30 minutes, taking them down goes even faster. All this efficiency is because 9 years ago, my wife had me install cup hooks under the eves, then she measured and cut pieces of 1x2, mounted the lights
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Old photos sometimes tell a story on their own. Do you think baby Troy could sense that this Santa was already a serial killer or just that he was likely to become one? Look at his cold dead eyes, no no wonder I was terrified!
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@EmeraldRobinson
@MattH_4America
My oldest son was born with some severe disabilities. He passed away at 23 in 2019. My, wife, his mom, did everything by the book. Ate healthy, vitamins, no caffeine and it was still hard not to blame herself. Imagine the guilt if your child was harmed by an unnecessary jab.
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My favorite post are those that reveal something about the person behind the keyboard. Tim was one of those people I ran across very early on when I came back to X. He is tremendously talented, funny and most of all has been one of those precious few people that I consider a
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Men are superficial, looks are often the first attraction.
Getting to know a woman can make them significantly more, or less, attractive.
If you've been married for a significant amount of time, and your husband says you are beautiful, take him at his word. He doesn't see the
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Here is the list of people mentioned for easy following. Beware Mosquito Death Squad, he can be a bit edgy.
@GirthyB1
@RN_Mandi10
@WitchyWagon
@TremoloTim
@just_why12345
@SMSPirate
@FreonMusk69420
@stacy_redvirgo
@ShirleyJwriter
@Kkaylasparkss
@OfficialComent
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I hit 2k tonight, that was truly crazy! Thank you to everyone that followed and reposted. How many boob girls do we think slipped through? I blocked at least 5. 😊 You all are great and I appreciate it!
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My wife’s gnome addiction is scaled way back on the Christmas decorations. This is the only one she made herself. She also made the dog version of our dog.
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When I was 7 my mom divorced my dad, when I was 11 she remarried and my step dad and changed my life in many ways. That is a post for another time though. What is important is that my step dad taught me to hunt, with the strict rule that you eat what you kill. When I was about
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@simonateba
I wonder if people that got gifts from the Biden’s should check the to make sure the packing paper isn’t classified documents. 🤷♂️
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You see harmless bags of some obscure cereal. I am telling you, this is Troy’s Chex Mix never tainted by the pretzel, and rated a 9 on the addictive scale. The worst thing in the world for me to have in the house when on keto! I must be strong. I must be strong.
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@kingojungle
I have a friend who took the c19 shot. We are very alike on politics but we cannot speak about it possibly causing adverse reactions or death without him getting angry. I know he his just scared like so many others but head in the sand syndrome isn't going to help keep him safe.
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@EightBallAcey
@cynicallycute
@pearlythingz
Not liking tattoos does not have anything to do with how you feel about the person. I love my nieces, I just wish they didn’t cover themselves in human bumper stickers.
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@Family_viralvid
The parent in me is like ask them to back up some! Also the parent in me is like…
THAT
IS
AWESOME!!!
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I wanted to be a dad from the time I was 18. My youngest was born when I was almost 40. They say God has a plan, I say he has a sense of humor and sometimes takes his bits a little too far. 😊
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My friend Girthy found this one. Only watch if you have time to laugh, very very hard.
🤣🤣Ok I love these and they are always funny but this one had me rolling. Watch the lady on the right scream when they hit the air! You’ll know it when it happens😆😆😆🤣
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If I follow and don’t get a follow back it’s fine. I may remove you to correct the ratio one day, but maybe not, no biggie.
But if you follow me and I follow back just to be unfollowed so you can pad your numbers, there is a special place in hell for you. 🔥🔥
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Let me get this straight, its ok to trend
#ZionismIsTerrorism
but it is not ok to trend
#MuslimsAreTerrorist
? I think even the slow ones in the back should be able to see the double standard here.
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I think I need to follow this guy. Funny
I'm so tired of people accusing me of supporting Donald J Trump, Just because I voted for him twice and I think he is cool.
It's quite an acquisition to make.
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@Alisha12287
@rover_eduardo
@crazyclipsonly
I agree, but the article is a little misleading. The soup was so hot it melted the lid. It was not hot, only spicy, when it was thrown in her face. Again, still totally wrong, but if it had been hot enough to melt a lid when it was thrown, it could have disfigured or blinded her.
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My son and I were wrestling a California queen mattress up the stairs today. It was heavy and there wasn't enough room on my side, so I said. "Whoa, whoa, my prison wallet is rubbing up against the wall!" He lost it laughing and the whole thing almost went back to the bottom. 😂
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@archeohistories
I don’t even like math, why am I reading over this like I am going to be responsible for grading it?
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Here is the actual video, I am disappointed that I did not post it first since fewer will see it. To me it is hilarious because she says cows hate her and she is frightened of them, but we sent her out anyway with that stick for defense! 😂
When the cows won’t stop blocking your view of the feeder, Send out the wife to scare them off!!! Hard to see but she has a stick! 😂😂
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@WarlordDilley
Make no mistake, whoever wins the next election, is in a no win situation. What is about to happen to our economy is not going to be a quick fix. When/if any steps are taken to try and stabilize or correct it, will be met with outage and blame.
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One of those days. Had to have a serious talk with one of my employees on Monday, just making too many mistakes. Today, I went to visit him in the hospital for stress induced heart attack. He will be ok, but how do you shake the feeling of responsibility for that? Calling a lid
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@accordingtowoz
@nonya1277
@FBTroy66
I checked my wife's laptop and saw searches about how to kill your husband and get away with it. When I confronted her she replied. "Oh, I just forgot to clear the browser."
What a relief!
Relax, relax, this is just a joke, she never leaves evidence behind. 😂
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Yesterday was by far the most fun day I have ever had on X! So many people got in on this bit and my wife thought I was bonkers for how much I was laughing. Reaper was such an awesome sport about it as well. Hopefully lots of new connections were made all around. 😊
That feeling you get when you want to follow
@ReaperKilo
but are also kind of afraid you are hanging with the edgy kids that may get into some trouble.
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I haven’t been on X much, but today I have a question.
When you put a pillow case in a pillow, do you put the zipper or tag towards the opening or stuffed it in toward the closed side?
I am a tags and zippers opening side guy. 😊
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@WarlordDilley
Honestly I wish I could unsee that German girl they killed. I have seen some bad stuff before but that struck me like no other. Even here we get numb to crime and death but to see just how evil those people are is just unbelievable.
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Seriously, it will be a cold day in hell before I ever buy an EV!
Anyone else feel that way?
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@LarryDJonesJr
@BonnieL27773370
@IanJaeger29
Over 1000 impressions and I am the only one that thought that was funny enough to comment? Come on people. 🤷♂️
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The Death of the Courtesy Wave - Our modern day canary in the coal mine.
The day I turned 16 years old I passed my drivers test. I was living in Houston, and for half a year, I had put my time in, learning to drive, in one of the most hostile places in Texas. There was a
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When you forget to plug in the power strip and you tell your wife you bet she won’t fit under the queen size bed you just assembled for your giant 6’2” son to fix it. 😂 She fit!!!
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Let the rotisserie life hack begin. Eating the appendages and pulling the rest off for chicken enchiladas. Side note, I failed as a parent because my children think eating chicken from the bone is weird. /sigh
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Young people don’t get it, but when your in your 50’s, 2020 seems like a year ago. Time just keeps picking up speed! Good stuff always on The Comment Guy. 👍
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@Rampage95_SGTG
@elonmusk
@TomFitton
I wish he would answer this because I keep telling everyone that the amount of resources needed for batteries and what they have to do to get them are terrible for the environment. Do a real world break down of what it really cost to build an EV.
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This man is speaking for so many of us. Incredibly well said. ❤️
I worked hard for over 30 years…. I need to rant for just a moment. I'm getting old and I’ve worked hard all my life. I have made my reputation, the good and the bad, I didn't inherit my job or my income, and I have worked hard to get where I am in life. I have juggled my job,
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The next intervention for my wife will be for these Gnomes. She makes them for every occasion. I mean, I kinda like them, but what kind of person makes gnomes? Who did I marry!
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A cautionary story about the perils miscommunication in Marriage.
About 7 years into our marriage, my wife and I got our first gas stove. She was always a little paranoid about the reach of the heat from the burner and would move things much further away from it than needed.
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