Co-host of
@TheBasementYard
. 2002 January Student of the Month. Fighter of the Nightman. Champion of the Sun. Master of Karate and Friendship for everyone.
I’m letting you know now. Mark my damn words. If the Office is removed from Netflix EVER, I’m cancelling the subscription I don’t pay for. I’ll bring this whole company down idgaf.
I'm trying to put together the words to express how much this means to us. Before I figure that out, I just want to thank everyone. It means more than you know <3
I am speechless. We've seen such insane growth in the podcast these last few months and it hasn't stopped for a second. Frank & I are so grateful & happy that all of you enjoy watching us bitch and yell at each other every week. Thank you. Every single of you.
There go them boys! Thank you all so much for 30,000 patrons. That’s a number that we could never even dream of. This shit is fucking crazy. Thank you.
Maeve Robin Alvarez ❤️ 1/7/23. Thank you
@Beansyisms
for giving me the greatest gift of all, again lol. I can’t say enough to express how grateful and thankful I am that our children have a mother like you. Thank you for trusting me to be the man/dad I’ve always wanted to be.
I beat Ocarina of Time yesterday for the first time in my life without any assistance. It’s insane how well this game plays 25 years after it revolutionized the video game industry. Aesthetically it might look its age but it operates and flows better than some modern titles.
Figured as much. Calling it now, it’s gonna be him hunting down his old toys to give to his kids. The toys we know will be a scattered to different owners and he goes to find them.
We’ve come a long way from holding court at the lunch table. All we’ve wanted to do was make each other laugh and made some of you laugh along the way. Thank you all so much. Sold out in one week. Unreal. NYC announcement soon 😏
@JoeSantagato
Seriously appreciate all the love for
@TheBasementYard
we’ve been getting. Make sure you check us out on Tik Tok, IG, YouTube and wherever.
@JoeSantagato
Me to my son: “Dude I’m so excited for you! Second grade is going to be amazing!”
My Son: “When you stand up I can smell your butthole. You smell good by your head but your butt is the bad part of town”.
🫠
Marketing: “This soap is gentle and hydrates your skin with every use”.
Marketing for Men: “Whatsup pussy want to smell like whiskey and beer and fire and forget your dad is silently disappointed by you?! This soap is made with sandpaper and wood and knives and big titties.”
Finally someone took the spotlight from me. Ruby Willow Alvarez is here. Mommy and baby are rockstars. Couldn’t be luckier to have them in my life!
@Beansyisms
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Wawa: “Wawa has Pizza!”
Me: Oh ok cool I guess.
Wawa: “Wawa has pizza”.
Me: yea you said that already.
Wawa: “Wawa. Has. *cocks gun*. Pizza”.
Me: please let me leave.
Apple needs to add an emoji for us realistic men. I feel like a disappointment if I use the eggplant. How about string cheese? Or a cannoli? Lick-A-Color?
Get your Hawaiian shirts and hot dog loving stomachs ready because The Basement Yard boys are coming to Bowie! 1 month from today we will be joined by
@FAlvarez8085
and
@JoeSantagato
as they will be throwing our Ceremonial First Pitches!
Get your tickets now!
🎟️: Linked in Bio
James Earl Jones, the revered actor who voiced ‘Star Wars’ villain Darth Vader, starred in ‘Field Of Dreams’ and many other films and is an EGOT winner, died this morning at his home in Dutchess County, NY. He was 93.
Read about his life and legacy here:
For the record. If you have never used your sorcery skills in the shower to fuse two pieces of soap together, you’re a pompous 1%-er who needs to get off your high horse and invite me to dinner please.
You know what’s crazy? By the time my wife sees this, there will literally be no evidence to suggest I had a plate full of pigs in a blanket for lunch. Literally none.
@Beansyisms
BREAKING: Actor Michael Gambon, known to many for his portrayal of Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore in six of the eight “Harry Potter” films, has died. He was 82.
Can’t thank the the dudes from
@StacheClubW
enough for allowing me to talk wrestling again. Go check out the episode and convince them to have me back on one day. The FACTUAL one still got it 😏
WWE WRESTLEMANIA 40 PREDICTIONS w/ Frank Alvarez (The Basement Yard) | Ep. 72
🤝Thank You,
@FAlvarez8085
!
📕Will Cody finish his story?
😲Mania surprises?
💪Time for Gunther to move up
👿Damian WILL cash in
Audio version streaming everywhere!
Watch here:
Just applied for the
#CableTV
Marvel Movie Marathon. I mean is there any one better to take down this behemoth of a challenge?! Twitter. Help me get these stones so I can *SNAP* this challenge into dust straight THANOS style.
@CableTV
@JoeSantagato
1. Trojan twisted pleasures.
2. Trojan the one with the Ben gay on it.
3. Stale lifestyles from a NY dive bar jar.
4. Saran Wrap
5. Abstinence.