i have to do this tonight or i’m going to be thrown off schedule for the next week.

okay so i know i said that i would go to sleep tonight, but no one else does the work how i like it, so i have to be the one to do it.

( * yawning, followed by him snapping his jaws at the air a few times, and then going back to looking at data for a recent experiment. )

some people think everyone else are stupid, even though they’re being an idiot.

i give up. i’m actually voluntarily seeing a doctor for once. i haven’t slept in five days. i need professional help.

people don’t understand things until they lived it. so younger people think anyone five years older than them is a senior citizen.

it’s an unfortunate reality of aging, i guess.

( * laying on the floor face down, his webs underneath him and the couch placed carefully on top of him. he hasn’t slept in five days. he’s getting desperate for some goddamn sleep. )

some of you are pissing me off. i’m 33, not 45 😒

/ / god has tried killing me once with cancer, i fear he’s going for the long game, but little does he know the only way to properly end me is the goddamn asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

( * swinging on webs, just looking around at his surroundings. )

@COSMIC_THWIPS / / it’s a molt! it links to a reddit posts where the owner is attempting to identify the sex of the spider. some people keep them even if they already know the sex of the spider, and preserve them to keep their babies memories i love them sm

before we go to bed tonight, could you just whisper to me in spanish? please?

that’s spanish. have you known spanish this entire time?

no, the other part.

¿qué? say that again, peter.

peter, no. we’re taking you to therapy.