Zeke
@Ezekiel_III
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STREAMING TUES-SUN @ 10AM PACIFIC ON TWITCH https://t.co/5F4M0R0Qki - VODs https://t.co/tQ9nfPOny0 - Co-host of @DroppedFrames - Biz Email: [email protected]
Denver, CO
Joined March 2011
A couple of pics from @ClassyKatie's Halloween makeup stream!. Fucking amazing work, babe. ❤️. BOI
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I honestly thought I'd rent my whole life, but here we are. Checks written, contacts signed. Ezekiel_III, homeowner.
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There might be a lot of you that saw this coming. Well, we came.
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Here's a clean one. Damn guys. Danielle did a FANTASTIC job, right. I don't even recognize myself.
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I'm Zeke. I have moderate depression and ADHD. I take medication every day to correct this brain imbalance. I am normal, and so are you.
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Stephen Gammell's drawings for these books will ALWAYS haunt my memories. It was the first time I remember being genuinely unsettled by artwork.
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I'm a little drunk, and I miss my pop tonight. What made me think of him? I really don't know. :). Why am I sharing this feeling? Because I need to get it out, and I know a lot of you understand loss.
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Announcement:. I got a 3-day suspension from Twitch that starts today. I played an indie game I thought was going to be a little "cheeky" that turned out to have a still image of hentai. It was an accident but still against the rules. I'm not mad, and neither should you be. ❤️.
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Me and @ClassyKatie had my birthday meal at Mooby's™ pop-up restaurant in Denver today. We dressed appropriately. The food was pretty good, and it didn't even taste like piss and flies!
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Yet another dude who INSISTED on taking a photo with me. I ❤ my fans!
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I was getting jealous of another streamer recently, and a friend said this:. ". it boils down to you are getting to do something that people dream about. Even on the worst days it's the fucking best.". Yep. That shut me up.
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Vasectomy is complete!. Almost totally painless. Just the anesthesia pokes that felt like tiny rubber band snaps, then no feeling at all. I'm having a very minor amount of normal discomfort (like after you accidentally sit on your balls), but it's not bad at all.
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🚨🚨 ATTN: MEN 🚨🚨. Vasectomies are awesome!. ✅ quick. ✅ economical. ✅ mostly painless. ✅ helps prevent unplanned pregnancies. I got mine, now go get yours!.
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I went off my meds for a couple days. That's why I've been absent from streaming. I got upset and wanted to wallow in my bullshit. So, I stopped taking them. Then 1 day turned into 2. Then, as it often does, D&D brought me out of being in my head. I owe a lot to being a nerd.
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Time to weed out all the nobs. I HAVEN'T HAD A GF IN 12 YEARS.UBER EATS SENDS ME B-DAY GIFTS.I ROLEPLAY IN 2 WEEKLY TTRPGS. If you still wanna follow me after all that, congrats! You’re not a douche.
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I've made a lot of jokes about my dad since he died. Some of them pretty dark. However, I think if he knew when he was alive that he'd still be making people laugh well after he was dead, he'd have have a giant, shit-eating grin on his face. I know I would. Miss you, pop.
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I just met @CohhCarnage's Mom, and I love her. She's a tiny ball of unfiltered JOY. 😆. (Don't worry. I got her permission to post this. 👍)
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Yo @verified & @TwitterGaming. I been in the game for 10 years, interviewed the biggest names in the gaming/voice acting/comics business, and I get mis-tagged as a Dallas Cowboy at least once a week. How bout dat blue check?
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@CohhCarnage "It is me, CohCarnag. I am havving yor game now? It is tru me. Al uther r lieing. I will expoze yor gam for u and get u mony! Giv now pleese."
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Dark Souls 3 is complete. Bittersweet to be sure. Here's a taste of what the journey has been like for me. [LOUD].
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I'm gutted that for the first time in 40 years I'm not going to see my mom and grandma on Thanksgiving. My grandma is 91. She may not have a lot of holidays left, but I'm going to make DAMNED sure that she won't end her life on a respirator because of my selfish want to hug her.
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Please, please FUCKING PLEASE @Twitch let the people organizing the partner parties know that loud, bumping music is for the BIG party. Partners just want to chat and catch up with friends new and old. I promise. I mean how many years have we been saying this? Come on now.
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I don't usually post political stuff. Most times I feel like I might not be eloquent or informed enough to back up my stances. However, this is the modus operandi of a dictator. I feel compelled to share this. Really scary shit.
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Someone talk me out of this purchase. Or talk me into it. 13 year old me is squealing. 40 year old me is 40 years old.
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Thank you to everyone who came out to @CohhCarnage's stream and to those who donated to @American_Heart today!. I didn't have 'shave off my beard' on my bingo card this week, but @Twitch said, "Hold my beer." 💜
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No argument here. Other wastes of time:. Spectating any sporting event. Running. Waiting for the sweet release of death. Doing a crossword. Thinking up new flavors for edible underwear. Sleeping. Watching an old guy on a TV show be old and not understand new things. Reading.
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I got a tummy full of cheese burger, a perfect lady friend, and a menagerie of dogs to snuggle. Best birthday ever.
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Mom just left after helping me clean up my disgusting house. The last thing she said as she was leaving:. "Things will be OK. They always do.". Yep. She's my mom. Love her so much.
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When @CohhCarnage leans back in his chair he becomes sexier to me for some reason. (shoutout to @TheMrScottEvans for the heads up on this)
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Congrats to @CohhCarnage and @Sacriel42 for joining the team at @loadedgg!. I remember when they announced I was signing with them, they gave me the royal treatment too. Good times.
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Hey fellas. Are you wondering, "Besides voting, what ACTIONS can I take to support women in these dark times?". Well, good news!. Put your money where your sack is and get a vasectomy. I did it, and I'm here to answer any questions and clear up misconceptions. Ask away. 🙂.
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I told my chat that Star-Lord's mom looked just like MY mom. Plaid shirt and all. Then I proved it. It's fucking UNCANNY. 😆. (She's holding my brother Nate @shopn8 fyi.)
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Thank you all for coming out to Rough SFX Holiday Edition with me and @ClassyKatie!. Glam Santa's got a special package just for you.
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I'm not sure what causes people to commit violence. I know one thing for sure, though. Shooting pixelated people on a screen is NOTHING like firing a gun in the real world. Video games are not to blame for these tragedies. If you think they are, you are part of the problem. (9/9).
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Someone told me what to do in my channel just now. This tweet is showing that person I can do WHATEVER THE FUCK I want to do, WHENEVER I want to do it. Including bring the show to a screeching halt to tweet dumb shit like this while I'm still live. 👍.
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This "Onezeke" created and gifted to me by @Jonny_Skar. Thanks. Now I actually look like the biggest asshole at the convention.
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Took my first painting class today. I messed up the angle of the legs, so I gave him a stool to sit on!
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I've watched this clip 20+ times, and I'm literally SHAKING with disgust. There's a couple of BIG issues that both have valid POINTS to discuss. The question: Is this OK for Twitch?. My answer: No, bra.
I believe all woman can do whatever they want but I wanted to upload this clip and ask Twitter. Should girls wear bras while streaming or is this OK for Twitch?
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I want to reiterate this:. I owe this Japan trip and all the joy I'm getting out of it to the kindness and generosity of my viewers. Thank you for making this possible for me. I'm grateful as fuck.
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No PC build stream for @ClassyKatie and I today. We are entertainers. That is our job. With all that's going on, we don't believe we could do our job right now. I hope that's understandable. Stay safe.
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Here's my personal gun story as it relates to my life as a gamer/streamer. Before Twitch I worked at a pawn shop. I purchased and sold firearms for them. One day I thought to myself, "I'm an American. I should own a gun. It is my right, after all.". So, I purchased one. (1/9).
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🚨Heads up to streamers🚨. If you have a PO/UPS box that's public, there's a rumor people are sending "airtags" or GPS devices that can show its current location. So, open packages at your box before you take them home!. Thanks to the viewer that brought this to my attention. ❤️.
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Did everyone just want a Fallout that didn't suck? Because that's what The Outer Worlds is to me. (I'm playing it offline.). Nothing special or revolutionary. Just a decent game in a genre we like. Like ramen, I think people overhype something that is 7/10 at it's very best.
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Vacation is go. Got my gal, got my dogs, and life is good. See you when we get back!
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I love this woman. Not because she looks like a fucking hot biker assassin sometimes. It's because she walks the grocery shopping carts back EVERY time. ❤️
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Geoff is an absolute legend. He's someone I respected and admired. His sharp wit and astounding intellect will be sorely missed. Truly one of a kind.
With immense grief, we announce Geoff’s unexpected passing due to sudden illness Saturday. We ask privacy as his family works to understand what happened and make arrangements. To honor Geoff or offer comfort to his family, we suggest donations to @SoCalBulldog, which he loved.
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Here's what @ClassyKatie turned me into last night on Rough SFX!. It's a totally original design, but I thought maybe it looked kind of like a vampire that had been burned and needed blood to heal. Amazing work, babe. ❤️🧛♂️
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1. I'm fine. My controller did most of the work. 2. Here's the clip:
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Not scared. Not angry. Not threatening to move to another fucking country. I'm staying here to do my best to make everyone's life better.
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Even though I've become an adult, and I'm doing adult things like buying, renovating, and landscaping a house, I find I wish ol' Randy was here more than ever. Mostly to show him how well his boy has done for himself. And that he doesn't have to worry any more. Miss you Pop.
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I'm having a great birthday, btw. I'm relaxing, playing DDII, and enjoying some coffee & Krispy Kremes with my lady and my pups. 🐩🐩🧛♀️💜
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No stream today. I've received messages over the years from various people thanking me for giving them a distraction when life gets rough. I'm SO humbled and grateful I can do that, and it's a big reason I love my job. Today, though, I need the distraction. See you tomorrow. 🙂.
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Dev 1: He asked if he could be in the game. Dev 2: Shit. He's our largest backer. What do we do?. Dev 1: I got it. Hey Cohh? Put on this "special suit" and grab this mug. Now hold real still. End Credits: SUPER AWESOME YELLOW MUG GUY - @CohhCarnage.
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Holy shit. I'm an NFL running back AND a doctor?. My mom's gonna be SO proud of me!.
Dr. Zeke Emanuel (@Ezekiel_III) on a reported 500K Americans dying from Covid: "It was not inevitable … the CDC delayed issuing a mask suggestion and order. We had keeping restaurants and indoor dining open, not fully putting in place other safety measures.”
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Shit. I slept through my alarm and am just now getting up. Gonna shower and brush my teeth quick, but the stream is gonna be delayed by ~72 hours. My bad, y'all.
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Hey y'all! @MANvsGAME came through like a BAWS and demanded a hotel room for us for the night. He didn't specify 2 beds, though. Is this a hint?
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“Do I stutter, bitch?”.-Captain Spaulding. Another amazing makeup SFX masterpiece by @ClassyKatie!
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Millie was my stream companion for the last year. She'd snooze away the day only waking when I'd carry her to the backyard to squeeze pee out of her lifeless hind quarters. In fact, her very last act on this earth was drenching me in hot, acrid pee. I'm gonna miss you, Milfred.
Millie is gone. She passed in our arms. My heart is officially broken.
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Gratz to the chat-voted winner of the celebrity @MANvsGAME + @Ezekiel_III look-a-like contest @oxFireDiamondxo!. She picked a Enter the Gungeon as her prize. Great choice and thank you for this hilarious moment!
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Weird. That's my life. My stuff. All the things that matter most or are absolutely necessary to me. In a little box.
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Step 1 - Clean self ✔️.Step 2 - Clean house ✔️. All other steps seem at least doable now. The reason I'm sharing this: I want anyone to know all manner of people go through dark periods. It's hard to ask for help, but it's always been worth it for me. I'm not weak, I'm human. 👌.
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Just gonna leave this here to show you definitive proof of what we already knew about @CohhCarnage in our hearts.
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I could never get okay with being bad at things I think I should be good at. It makes me a terrible person to be around and understandably prevents me from being invited to fun events. It destroys me inside and out. I need therapy.
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Hey @TwitterGaming. I'm hosting for @Twitch in front of a million plus people. Can I have a checkmark please? I'll love you forever!.
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I made this tweet almost exactly 4 years ago. This is why I vote. For days like today.
Not scared. Not angry. Not threatening to move to another fucking country. I'm staying here to do my best to make everyone's life better.
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And the award for best name for a cameo in a Triple A game goes to. Flaming Crotch Man!. Gratz @JesseCox.
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Miss you, Pop. Happy Father's Day everyone. Tell the guy you love him (if you do). And laugh at his jokes, even if they aren't funny. ESPECIALLY if they aren't funny.
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Qapla'!. Another amazing work of art by my gal @ClassyKatie. ❤️. This is an original Klingon of her own design, but I think I kind of resemble a mix of Gowron and K'mpec. 😁
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Dude.
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Today:. I'm giving all my employee the day off for election day!. Yeah, I know I'm my only employee. That's not the point. Election day should be a NATIONAL HOLIDAY for the rest of time. #VOTE.
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8(ish) years ago I quit my day job, and I've been living a fantasy life ever since. Thank you all. 😘.
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