Eyepatch Wolf
@EyePatchWolf
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adult gets too emotional over anime and pro wrestling. Convention/ business stuff: [email protected]
Joined October 2010
Hey. I made up a fake anime and I’m selling merch for it as if it were real. It’s called Eyepatch Wolves. You can see it here:.
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irelands census asked us to write a message for a time capsule that will be opened in 100 years
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So. a fan asked me to make a fake video to help him propose to his girlfriend, and the result is maybe the sweetest most surreal thing I've ever seen
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chainsaw man is a beautiful important work of art that conveys so much about the human condition and our inherant need to contextualise ourselves simultaneously through experiences of both profound joy and profound sorrow but also if makima wanted to step on me that would be fine.
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I just found out about my own divorce through this article. I am devastated.
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The greatest to ever do it. Good bye, and thank you for everything.
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Kentaro Miura, creator of Berserk, has died at age 54. There are no words.
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Kazuki Takahashi, creator of Yu-Gi-Oh, has passed away. An incredible author and artist responsible for some of the most iconic characters in manga, and a foundational creator in what modern shonen is, the industry will forever be indebted to him. Rest In Peace
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I used to buy coffee from this woman. good coffee. 3 years. no small talk. never even knew her name. one time leaving her shop i tripped and spilled my coffee. with shame, I turn around, and she had another one ready. pushed it towards me. "no charge". best friend I ever had.
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I streamed a bunch of weird horror games over Ghostober, here were my top 5:
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I hit on the sexy baldurs gate vampire and he replied. "Im sorry. Its not you, its me. I have standards."
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Akira Toriyama has died at 68. A master of his craft who transformed the world around him. Rest in peace. Thank you for everything.
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I found out what a sigma male is this week. I feel like masculinity has entered its buu saga, and we are now just making up power levels.
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trying to enjoy a nice anime and suddenly feel so attacked
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more like super bi patch wolf. happy bi visibility ury body
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Yo it's Trans Day of Remembrance, stay beautiful, be who you are🏳️⚧️.
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She's shy. We've been together 17 years. Still get excited when I hear her key in the door in the evenings. She still makes me laugh everyday. Still can't think straight when she wears a dress.
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just to be clear this photo is me about to cast a street fighter-esque fireball, not me begging for my life. just wanted to clear that up.
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One of the hardest things this year was staying productive/ creative. If you made things in 2020, even if you think they sucked, that is an achievement, and you are great and I love you.
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IT IS TIME. This is the hardest video I've ever had to make. This is also some of the most I've ever enjoyed making a video. Thank you Kentaro Miura.
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i didnt know it was possible for a logo to have divorce energy.
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According to my partner, last night in my sleep, I laughed then whispered: "Nomura you sonova bitch".
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Well. It happend. The Garfield video has surpassed my Simpsons video to become my most watched video of all time. My future. My legacy. He takes everything from me.
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i got an email from someone saying their life is in danger and that they're sending me the script to there star wars fan fic so it doesnt die with them. im so tired.
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YOU HOPE AND YOU PRAY FOR ADAPTATIONS ON THIS LEVEL WHILE KNOWING DEEP DOWN ITS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN BUT GOD DAMN IT WE HAVE ARRIVED IT IS HAPPENING
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The highest quality Berserk pages I could find all had thick white lines through the double page spreads, ruining the compositions. I spent quite a while stitching those pages together and repainting them. Im linking a gallery of those spreads here:.
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Hello. I'm looking for illustrators for a project, particularly people with strong character illustration. If that is you, and you’d like to be a part of it, please link three of your pieces below that you feel best represent your style.
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of all the wierd shit that has happened me online, this ranks somewhere around the middle.
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heres a photo of me and Matt Groening from 14 years ago. i dont know why I look like cgi.
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I’ve been trying to understand the situation in Gaza, and my takeaway is this: it is not complicated. Ordinary people are being ripped from their homes and murdered by forces infinitely larger and more powerful than they are. That is it. It is wrong. It will always be wrong.
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still think of that time a guy asked me "are you super eyepatch wolf" and I replied "unfortunately yes" and he just paused, looked at the ground and said ". I'm sorry.".
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Take comfort in the fact you will never fuck up this badly in your entire life:
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"Only by embracing the darkness within, can we become the truest version of ourselves" . -Jon Arbuckle
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Hello. This Saturday I will be presenting a panel with @hbomberguy. Attached is a photo of what it looks like when we stand next to each other. If you would like to experience this joy in person, come to @Akumakon in Galway this weekend.
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i like how modern day mid life crises start when your 23 and end when you die.
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"Only by embracing the darkness within, can we become the most authentic version of ourselves."
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I do not think Social Media Influencer courses are Good. I think they are quite bad. Here is a video as to why I think that.
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RIVERDALE UPDATE. Archie and Betty survive a multi-universe merging bomb blast by hiding under a table. Veronica hires an assassin to kill her dad. Cheryl is possessed by an evil witch. Betty encounters the shows 15th serial killer. Archie and his dog develop super powers.
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i wish nearly every horror movie of the last 20 years didn't have that scene where the protag google searches the ghost.
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Remember the comment thread I made a couple of months back on how anyone claiming they’ve “cracked the code” to gaining online followings is probably not acting in good faith? Well
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I come from a country with a painful history of racism and oppression. The fact that even that history pales in comparison to what black lives have gone through -and are still going through- breaks my heart. Polite neutrality isn’t enough, it never was. Please do what you can:.
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the thing that really bothers me with the @TotallyNotMark situation, is that ultimately its about large corporations suppressing any conversation they can't control.
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I missed world mental health day so here it is:. I have anxiety and depression, and that is ok. I talk to my friends and family, I go to therapy, I get help. I'm not weak for doing it. I’m just weird and complicated and that's fine.
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I think its really weird how horny people are about the giant resident evil woman. Especially me. Very disappointed in myself.
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RIVERDALE UPDATE. Veronica attacked by shotgun wielding grandma, Betty chainsaw dismembers ex boyfreind zombie, Tabitha teleports Percival back in time to face Satan, Archie stabbed 13 times, true villain of the show revealed- a meteorite that will crush Riverdale in 24 hours.
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had the pleasure of being gifted some beautiful art from one of my favorite artists @Kekeflipnote
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the new silent hill merch is so bad I genuinly love it
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have you ever felt like a fictional show was straight up laughing at you.
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I am sorry. I can not Riverdale Update the latest Riverdale. Riverdale has out Riverdaled Riverdale. It has broken me. I thought I was laughing at it. But I have was the joke all along. I will need more than 280 characters. I will need. To go back.
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i remember this one time at a con, a guy came up to me and told me how much my Legend of the Galactic Heroes video meant to him. I had never watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes. I explain this to him. He refuses to belive me.
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Hello. I wanted to warn people that this picture of me, is not a real photo, but a doctorted digital image.
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Met @TotallyNotMark atop a mountain for our fated IRISH ANIME YOUTUBER DEATH BATTLE. Turns out we really get on, and had a lovely time instead.
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In 2013, a podcaster I listened to said they disliked an anime that I enjoy. This dramatically affected the direction of my life. Over the next 10 years, I learnt their likes and dislikes, I started a youtube channel, I fabricated a fake identity and personality, infiltrated.
NEW VERSUS WOLVES: Hunter x Hunter vs Cybersix
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someone asked me how i am doing over the queens death. i am doing fine.
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The ps5 looks like a ps3 wearing a shirt and popped collar, I feel like its about to crush me at beer pong
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Congrats to Maya and Paul! met these two at a con about a year ago, and they were really lovely. Thanks for letting me be part of such a sweet moment ~.
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me after spending five weeks producing and directing my own space jam 2 fan fiction
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remember how i said i was done making long videos and id be keeping vids tighter from here. well.
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I’ve been doing this for 7 years. Chainsaw Man is my favourite piece of media to release in that time. Here is my video on it: .
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my greatest regret in life is not buying the shitty silent hill tshirt
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Once or twice a year, I like to do a video that makes me think: “Wow, this could destroy my career.”. Here is that video.
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Had a few people on Patreon leave because of loosing jobs/ financial woes, and leaving apologetic messages. People shouldn't feel guilty for that, taking care of you and your own is infinitely more important than supporting a yt channel. Any creator worth supporting knows that.
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6 months ago I thought “I should put out a little video on fake video games in between bigger vids, that sounds fun.”. Half a year later, here’s a 2 hour video, that for some silly reason, is about the nightmare of existence through fictional worlds:.
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I won’t be making a Current State of Shonen Jump Video next year, and likely not any year after that. Been doing those videos for six years, and I don't feel excited to make them anymore, and there’s people in the Jump community better suited to make those videos than me.
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so shocking when an absolute piece of shit turns out to be an absolute piece of shit
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"If you're in our premium class, your seat belt works like this, if you're in economy class, your seat belt works like this.". thanks american airlines. most dystopian thing i've heard in a while.
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RIVERDALE UPDATE. Tabatha is shot, which sends her back in time, where she attempts to stop the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, assisted by arch angel Rapheal (who looks like jughead) who reveals his true form, causing peoples eyes to bleed and shattering their minds.
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My exact face as I line up the audio from the Berserk video and realise its over an hour and a half
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getting rid of my old chair. goodbye old friend. I am so sorry for everything my ass did to you
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My Dad was like:. "Hey you hit a million subscribers. Also, stop leaving the hot water on.".
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hey @Glinner looks like your accounts going away .so just a reminder that I ranked all 4.9 million people of Ireland from best to worst and guess who came in dead fuckin last buddy.
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RIVERDALE UPDATE. Percival Pickens (A 1000 year old immortal time demon) lures the gang into activating an evil curse through a scam involving over due liberary books, Veronica kills a man by having (spider) sex with him, Reggie begins his training to become a wizard.
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