Mat Harrison⚡️
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Co-host, Fantasy Football Weekly on @KFAN1003 . Go to @ShockFantasy for my rankings. @STMABoysSoccer assistant coach, dad, hubby. By day: @LeagueSafe @Fanball
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Last Seen Profiles
Was talking to an Eagles fan today and showed him this pic.
I took this picture at Super Bowl 52 of this dad and his kid. Philly Twitter, help me find this guy, they deserve this picture.
Help me find him. They were at the game.
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Say what you want about Kirk Cousins’ ability or value, but he’s not a fun player to watch play football.
It’s like watching a vanilla ice cream cone melt.
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Found the dad and the kid on a video. This might help.
Although that dude with the phone...
I believe this is section 239
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Jakey’s new invention, because holding the iPad while watching a movie is hard.
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There’s a 38-year old veteran QB on the market who knows this Vikings offense better than anyone.
Nobody is even thinking about putting this guy under center, but you have to admit, he’s most qualified to step in and run this offense.
His name… Kevin O’Connell…
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I have so many questions about the Gophers 1904 schedule.
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Dear fantasy players,
Respond to trade offers as soon as you can. If you don’t want to trade, reject it and say you’re not looking to move anyone.
Non-action is the worst thing you can do. It actually kills leagues.
We know you’re busy. Respond to offers or don’t play.
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Today I taught 4 second grade classes how to do the “SKOL” chant after I banged on a garbage can.
Then when the resident Packer fan second grade teacher came by, we absolutely nailed it.
@PAOnTheMic
would have shed a tear.
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@CoachPitinoMN
It’s not often that this town genuinely wishes an exiting coach success, but that’s a testament to how you’ve consistently represented this state in the best possible way.
Wishing you lots of Ws in the future.
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I saw Larry Fitzgerald at baggage claim at MSP today. What do you think that means?
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Also, I apologize for the repetition. I may have had a few glasses of wine before posting.
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I'm pretty damn excited to vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. I hope you are too.
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Just submitted my Covid test at Brooklyn Park facility. It was absolutely packed.
One of my kids tested positive this week and I’m 99% sure I have it too. It’s absolutely knocked me on my ass in the last 24 hours. It’s not fun.
May you all stay healthy and safe.
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Top RBs in the NFL...
1. Dalvin
2. Zeke
3. Mattison
4. Aaron Jones
5. Mike Boone
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Let’s fix baseball.
Drop April off the schedule. Start May 1.
AL and NL. No divisions.
Top 8 make playoffs. Start playoffs September 1 (that’s right, it’s a 4 month regular season instead of 6).
Best of 7 series the whole way through. That’s 4 rounds of BO7.
Done ✅
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If you're in the Christian McCaffery
#1
overall crowd.
Why don't you feel the same way about Saquon Barkley?
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We got a new washer and dryer today that connect to an app. I get to name the machines in the app.
So, say hello to George Washingmachine and Don Dryersdale.
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I kind of love the idea of a dynasty league roster cut down day.
Allow people to get their roster up to 25 or something during the rookie draft and drop it to 18 on cut down day.
Would probably cause a flurry of trades.
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Probably an unpopular take, but Zuckerberg just donated $25M to covid relief.
Who cares how much of his net worth that is.
Think of all the good that $25M can do. He didn’t have to donate anything, but he did.
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Life update:
I returned to SportsHub/Fanball/LeagueSafe/BB10s today.
It's great to be back!
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Picks up phone…
“Deal!”
Hangs up phone…
As a huge ( life long ) Steelers fan, it’s time for a new beginning, and that’s why we should trade a 1st and 3rd for KIRK COUSINS
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The more Chase Claypool TDs tonight the better! Who’s with me?!?!
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Happy 10th birthday to my youngest, Sam! He’s a super fun and positive kid. I love you Sammy!
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Hey! I only lost 8 followers so far! 👋
I'm pretty damn excited to vote for Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. I hope you are too.
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I stole this from Reddit, but it’s a fun question.
If, instead of rebooting movies, it became a trend to retell them from a different characters perspective, what film would you want to see retold and from who’s point of view?
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My 14-year old daughter spent all afternoon making me an Oreo cake. It looks delicious! Love her!
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I’m a kindergarten teacher for the first time ever today.
They don’t even know what PPR is!
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Proud dad moment: my kid Jakey scores the game winner in OT in his district game.
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I’m incredibly proud of my son Tate for winning this awesome award. He’s an amazing kid,
Congratulations to this years AAA Award winners from STMA Maddie Gartner & Taten Harrison. These 2 students excel in the Arts, Athletics and Academics! We had a great group of candidates this year. Great job Maddie and Taten!
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LeVeon Bell will be an Indianapolis Colt next season.
Mark it down.
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The Timberwolves are undefeated when a protester tries to affix themselves to the basketball court.
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I know it's not always the best choice when you're starting a new business to get political, but
#BlackLivesMatter
.
#BlackLivesMatter
#BlackLivesMatter
If you can't handle that, I'm completely fine with an unfollow, a mute, a block, whatever. The world NEEDS to change. NOW!
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Today is the 10th anniversary of my first Fantasy Football Weekly show.
Thanks for the opportunity
@PaulCharchian
!
And thanks for goofing around with me on the radio for all those years
@btxj
,
@ScottFish24
,
@jtuvey
&
@coolerheads29
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I will forever question Gordon Bombay’s coaching acumen based on one decision.
Julie “the Cat” Gaffney was clearly the superior goaltender, and he knew it, but he kept rolling with Goldberg.
Makes no sense.
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Proud dad moment.
My son Tate was called up to varsity for the expanded sections rosters (boys soccer).
I’m super excited for him.
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@MnNiceFC
Nope. Boo that guy. He’s been a liability on the USMNT for at least 8 years. His pass completion was poor. His decision making poor. His leadership led us to no WC berth.
Fans get to boo their players when they don’t perform. As a US player, he’s on our team too.
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Super excited to announce that
@7thavenuepizza
is the official pizza of the
@ShockFantasy
podcast.
I’m eating the Lucky 7 for lunch today and holy delicious!
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Sausage pizza is vastly superior to pepperoni pizza 🍕.
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According to Tony Romo you can’t play zone against Patrick Mahomes. And… you also can’t play man-to-man against Patrick Mahomes.
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Two years left in the Cousins contract.
Two years until Trevor Lawrence goes pro.
🤔
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Your team’s NFL season in a GIF. Do it. Make sure to list your team.
Mine:
Vikings
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Can we all agree to just outlaw black jellybeans? They don’t belong in all the fruit flavors.
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Yesterday alone the Vikings had:
-A 50-yard TD reception.
-A 66-yard running play
-A 98-yard kick return TD
-A successful fake punt
-An interception in OT
-No turnovers
…and they lost.
Also, not one Vikings fan is surprised by this.
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My 10-year old was released from his quarantine today. Congrats Sam!
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The only way I can keep my kids from eating the muffins before breakfast.
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These parents are setting terrible examples, and the ump did the totally correct thing.
At any kids sporting event, shut your damn mouth about the ump or ref's calls. We're running out of youth officials for exactly this reason. Who would want to deal with this?
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I bought a bidet today.
All you suckas are playing checkers.
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I am 400% happier when wearing shorts instead of pants.
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Just think if this lockdown was happening in 1995.
No smart phones
AOL dial up
Reliant on your VCR and cable for TV
No podcasts or streaming music
No social media
What am I missing?
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Some unfortunate career news. Today is my last day at
@Fanball
.
In search of the next great opportunity.
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True story, I was just stuck in the elevator at work with
@ScottFish24
,
@coolerheads29
&
@jlee_300
for about 90 seconds.
Scott Fish stated during that short time, "We need to establish a pee corner!"
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So I took a runner off the dome last night. He was out.
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The best male professional athlete in Minnesota right now is Darwin Quintero of
@MNUFC
.
If you're not paying attention to what he's doing, you should. He's fun to watch. He's fearless. You walk away from 5-6 plays per game with a "how did he do that?"
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It’s
@PaulCharchian
’s birthday!
Happy birthday Charch!
What GIF makes you think of Charch the most!
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Alexander Mattison was the biggest landmine of the week.
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I didn’t know it was already
#SFB12
season!
Thanks
@ScottFish24
for all the hard work you put into this.
If you want a chance to play, apply at
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The more footage I see of everything surrounding the cult in DC this weekend, the more disgusted I am.
Trump can't be out of our lives soon enough.
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Here it is. The Super Bowl 52 Prop Bet Game!
If you're playing this year, please do the following for me.
1. Like this tweet.
2. RT this tweet so more people find it.
3. Follow this year's score master
@Tjones5
Thanks for playing this at your party!
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I don’t care what you think of his politics, this guy is just an asshole.
People burned alive in their cars trying to escape. Thousands of people lost their homes.
What person in their right mind would put this out publicly in a time like this? What an insensitive dolt.
There is no reason for these massive, deadly and costly forest fires in California except that forest management is so poor. Billions of dollars are given each year, with so many lives lost, all because of gross mismanagement of the forests. Remedy now, or no more Fed payments!
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Huge night for my son Tate who should see his first varsity soccer action (he got to ride the pine for sections last year but didn’t play).
I’m so proud of his hard work this last year.
Go Knights!
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Hey
@KFAN1003
, where's the Fantasy Football Weekly t-shirts?
How about NINE TIMES or a peacock or something!
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About 1,500 kids woke up with a
@ToysForTots_USA
Xmas present this morning courtesy of
#fantasycares
,
@ScottFish24
& all of you fantasy players.
Thanks to all of you! Merry Christmas!🎁🎄🎁
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He probably won't see this, because it's his first day of retirement, but
@WCCORosen
was the definition of sports broadcasting in Minnesota for my entire life. Thanks for the story-telling, the memories, the time on both the
@PowerTripKFAN
morning show and KQ. You'll be missed!
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Breaking: Sources confirm that none of Trevor Lawrence’s Clemson teammates showed up to his birthday party. 👀
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I think I'd like to organize a 32-team mock NFL Draft, in which we have 32 people actually draft, make draft day trades, etc.
Anyone in the fantasy industry want to do this with me?
If you do, let me know the top 3 teams for which you'd want to draft.
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The outpouring of support has been awesome. Thank you all for that.
It’s just the day job that’s going away for now, Fantasy Football Weekly is still TBD. We’ll see where we are in the summer.
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The greatest episodes of Hard Knocks ever, would be the ones where they show an ownership group interviewing head coach and GM candidates.
Would be absolutely amazing to watch.
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Got to hand it to the
@NewMexicoUTD
supporters. They’ve been loud and proud all game long at
@allianzfield
.
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If tomorrow is Mike Zimmer’s last day as a coach, that’s not a day I will celebrate.
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Teams that should explore the possibility of trading for Russell Wilson:
Buffalo
Miami
NY Jets
Cincy
Baltimore
Pittsburgh
Jacksonville
Tennessee
Oakland
Denver
NY Giants
Washington
Dallas
Philly
Minnesota
Chicago
Detroit
New Orleans
Tampa
San Fran
Zona
That's it.
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Jets reportedly "in" on free agent tight end Mark Chmura.
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These last 6 months have really sucked. Both on a personal/professional and global level.
Still, kindness is clutch. And I try to do something nice for someone every day.
If there’s ever anything I can do for those of you trying to break into the fantasy industry, let me know.
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