Jangles
@ExaltedUnico
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Unico Uniuni and Gary Larson’s biggest fan
Joined March 2022
I am Charlemagne. I am Julius. I am Napoleon. I am George Washington. You are an aging insect, nearing your expiry.
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These people talk about a day shift at McDonalds like it’s two tours in Iraq.
The little green wizard is annoying cause he pesters retail and service workers.
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@TheognisOMegara I have Mart blocked for the sheer amount of blatant homosexuality he has put on my TL. It’s not Purity Spiraling to lash out in anger after he pulls the same shit for the 15,000th time.
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RT @Historycourses: Johnny Horton singing 'You Fought All the Way, Johnny Reb" to the last living Confederate veteran, aged 116, in 1958. h…
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@harmaceutics I use it to look at architecture and art. That’s about the only two things it’s still good for.
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I was inadvertently taught that Democracy is little more than a racial headcount by the American education system before they even taught me statistics.
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RT @currentlyisme: Spending 10 hours a day online for years to find out that politicians run the government
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The real reason Varg limits his kids’ access to the internet is so that they don’t know their Dad gets ratioed by that one account that just posts Gigachad Asuka rape dialogues.
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@Mischauss Tbf, they were all alcoholics from the moment alcohol touched their lips according to every account I’ve ever seen.
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