Evil Genius Vic
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After an amazing wedding weekend with truly the best people I know, we head out on our honeymoon. Thank you to ev…
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This week on The Two Onions Podcast we talk with Beetlejuice himself! Alex Brightman
@abrightmonster
the current star of Beetlejuice, drops by to talk about the play's eviction, spit, Broadway, taking it in the face, and some other similarities to porn.
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We met 20 months ago, been together 11 months, and will be married in a few months. She still takes my breath awa…
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The hell with Folgers ... The best part of waking up is waking up to you...
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
#LiveLoveLa
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Thanks
@industrybyrick
...
@akadanidaniels
looks amazing ... I look like I am standing next to her
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Life Hack: Guys, instead of a condom, carry a moist towelette in your wallet. Let's be honest, you run into chicken wings a lot more often than sex.
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I wish I had as much closet space as people in horror movies.
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Yesterday I married my soulmate...now the adventure truly begins. I can't imagine my life without out you. Time …
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Sexy Sunday with the sexiest woman I have ever known... The Mrs. Gorgeous on the outside but even more beautiful on the inside!
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
#TheWife
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Taco Bell is selling fries. Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on chicken sandwiches. This is what happens when you legalize marijuana.
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Trying not to freeze our asses of on the side of the road in Iceland
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer is my favorite classic story about how people are dicks until they need you for something
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Happy Birthday Gingersnap. You are my favorite Daughter. 25...now you can rent a car!
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The wife
@akadanidaniels
being shot by the legend Mick Rock ... If you don't know who he is just Google Mick Rock Queen. This will be epic! Wait until you see this project. So incredibly proud of her!
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The first rule of the OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
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About to embark on our adventure together... marrying my soulmate very soon. Love you!
#K
#LiveLoveLaugh
#Marria
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For those who suggested I should paint my wife since she painted me. I draw. So my rendition of my Mrs.
@akadanidaniels
And now we can see why we leave the art to her!!!
Love your face Mrs. C!
#WifeAppreciationPost
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#LifeHack
... Every time you get dressed, just remember, if you die that's your ghost outfit forever.
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Happy Birthday Mrs C ...from your husband and Odin the one eyed bad ass puffin. I love you!
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The batteries in my electric toothbrush died before I finished. I've never sympathized more with women in my life.
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I imagine the worst part about working for the Department of Unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
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How long are you supposed to rest between sets during a workout?
I'm at 6 months.
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#LifeHack
: To get rid of a guy hitting on you, when he asks if you are seeing anyone. Reply: "do you mean like a therapist or hallucinations"
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This is how you look good...you stand next to the most incredibly gorgeous woman on the planet and try not to screw up the photo
#PornhubAwards
#Winning
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Pretty much one common denominator in my best 9 of 2017....my wife
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
... No surprise there
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No matter what I do she's always there for me. Always has my back, always supports me and believes I can do anything no matter how much evidence there is to the contrary. With you by my side I know I can achieve any goal. My wife, my muse, my soulmate…
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I'm at an age where I need at least 3 weeks of advance notice before doing anything spontaneous.
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I can't believe I have to post this again. This is my wife. We are ACTUALLY married. She isn't in Ghana, does NOT have a twin sister. Her Father is alive, her mother isn't in a hospital in Ghana. She isn't studying nursing in Ghana...that's just idioti…
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On New Years 2017 .. one year ago...i got engaged to my soulmate and best friend. 10 months later we were married and I look forward to all the years ahead with her
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
. Here's to 2018... may it be better than 2017!
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The Mrs. crushed it in her shoot for the premier issue of
@ClinicMagazine
stay tuned
@akadanidaniels
#Magazine
#Ph
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We met three years ago, are together two years and I am more in love with you than when we first started dating. We have amazing friends, old and new, a great family, and an incredible life. Our wedding was epic and our love grows stronger daily.
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Knowing your alcohol limit and accepting it are two different things
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I'm.thinking about starting a noodle delivery joint called "Send Noods".
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There’s a moment when you put a steak on the grill your mouth waters from the amazing smell. Do vegans feel the same when they mow the grass
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This Halloween I'm going as a millennial and wait for the candy to come to me because I deserve it.
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Can home today to one of the greatest honors of my life. My wife
@kiraleeart
surprised me with a painting of myself. It's absolutely amazing! Love you Mrs. C
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The fact that Jellyfish have thrived and survived for 650 million years without a brain gives hope to some people.
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Episode 3 is in the can...
#DinnerWithDani
They get better with each one! Amazing guests
@tanyatate
@sophiedee
@rayjoycat
@jeffleach
#britishinvasion
And thank you to an incredibke
@themediacitystudio
@newd4yjovi
@dlyte315
@mendrinos_in_exile
@giulietta
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Sorry not sorry. PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING. This is a targeted post at some and a general post about the current internet zeitgeist we live with.
#WeCanDoBetter
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I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look. That one is shaped like an idiot.
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Our good friend
@joannaangel
has a whiskey brand
@doomswhiskey
with her hubby
@thesmallhands_
... This is the most incredible whiskey I have ever tasted...this coming from a man with 30 years of whiskey tasting under his belt. 100 proof but smooth as a b…
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A week of Honeymoon after an amazing wedding weekend and I got to say I love her a bit more every day. Looking fo…
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I would like to apologize to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
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It's official, I'm middle aged. I don't need drugs or alcohol, I can get the same effect by standing up real fast
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Everyday I wake up and love her a little bit more than the day before. Paris we will be back on our honeymoon!
#Pa
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The night that started this journey...my shredded pants as your Kung Fu bandana. Two months later we started datj…
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Me, the Mrs
@kiraleeart
and Bluto...her latest work. Always so amazed by her art...it never ceases to astound me how talented she is. You have to see the work in person to see how incredible they are. Yes, I am proud husband ... Very proud
#MyWifeIs
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You know you want this T-shirt! Link in my bio! Get it now. This hidden "Wanna Fuck" pocket Tee. Over half of the pre-orders are sold. Ships Feb 8th. In time for Valentine's day.
#Tshirt
#DaniDaniels
#WannaFuck
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If by yoga you mean stretching from my bed in an awkward way to plug my phone into the charger, then yes, I do yoga every day.
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My wife. We are ACTUALLY married. She isn't in Ghana, never been, doesn' have a twin sister. Her Dad is alive, her Mom isn't in a hospital in Ghana. Her grandmother didn't need an operation. She isn't studying nursing in Ghana. WHY the fuck would anyone…
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If we are being honest, we have all been in a relationship with someone we would feed to a tiger.
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With you by my side I can accomplish anything, with you by my side I can survive anything, with you by my side I can be anything. You are my everything.
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Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.
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Happiness is Beignets and My Babe. Where's your happy place?
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Some people call it "alcoholism", I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated".
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To my wife...it's been a wild ride so far! 2 TV shows, book, fashion, subscription box, lingerie and food. We work hard, we play hard and we love unconditionally. You are a dream come true, my soulmate, best friend and partner for life. The best is ye…
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You came into my life as a surprise...a chance meeting that shouldn't have happened. 2 years later we are husband…
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This is my "Bubba" aka Darwin...this is the look I get when mommy
@akadanidaniels
isn't home and he wants to hang …
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Hugh Hefner lived so long his first wife was named "Mildred" and his last one was named "Crystal."
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Duct tape may not be able to fix stupid, but Tide pods sure will.
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I married truly the best person I know... my daily inspiration, my love, my biggest supporter, my best friend and …
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When they discover the center of the universe, there are going to be a lot of people really disappointed to discover it isn't them.
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The human body converts carbohydrates into energy, sugar into fat, and alcohol into awesomeness and regret.
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Wedding reunion with two of my favorite people...somehow we never end the night sober
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Happy Valentine's day Mrs. C. My days all start and end with you, my soulmate, my best friend, my one and only. You make me a better man...I love you!
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I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.
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When we want your opinions we'll give it to you. My ride or die, she's always got my back, my Consigliere...
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
#SicilianProverb
#FishWithItsMouthClosedNeverGetsCaught
#DamnMyWifeisHOT
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If you could hear people's thoughts, the gym would sound like angry kindergarten: lots of people straining hard to count to a relatively low number.
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My woman crush everyday...heading to two years together!
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If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started.
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This is probably not the year to hang mistletoe around the workplace.
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Life Hack: If you like to have sex while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get applause every 3 or 4 minutes.
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Currently in Miami realizing Mosquitos are basically flying dirty needles.
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Key to a happy marriage...I only do what the voices in my wifes head tell her to tell me to do.
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Today is my favorite day of the year because this is the day that gave me you. Happy Birthday to my best friend, …
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To all of you who supported our relationship and saw the love we have for each other... thank you and we will see …
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...for those of you who ask what life is like with my wife
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
... and I wouldn't trade it for anything!!!!
#LoveMyWife
#BestWifeEver
#AlwaysHavingFun
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The Mrs. Nailed this photoshoot for
@underground_nyc
... Part of an upcoming project that's fun and provocative. Stay tuned!
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My daughter teamed up with Pay It Forward . Sign up now..the first 50 sign ups get a signed Mickey Rivers poster. Make sure you choose Dani's Dugout for how you heard about it. NO CREDIT CARD REQUIRED.
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Amazing how good my Mrs. look no matter what she does...
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Ok...one more..We didn't have the completely traditional wedding except we didn't see each other the night before …
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Lazy sunday mornings with my love
@akadanidaniels
@kiraleeart
...my woman crush everyday. My wife, my soulmate, my life
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#LifeHack
- set your alarm extra early to make sure you have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to get up.
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There are so many scams on the internet. Send me $29.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
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Thoughts brought on by insomnia - Social Media is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don't want to see a lot of it.
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I always hit the "no receipt" button at the ATM because I don't need that negativity in my life.
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No matter what wonders I see, the incredible art work I have looked at upon, the beauty of Tuscany... it's her smi…
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According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging
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Thank you to the best damn bridal party EVER! Sharpe AF! WE LOVE YOU ALL. And the 70 of you who came to the wedd…
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