THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE FOR ALL THE SUPPORT!
And thank you so so so much
@LudwigAhgren
for such an amazing opportunity. Glad I got a chance to be a Maverick 😎
I want to formally apologize for my last tweet; I took for granted the internet's reachability. Like Icarus, I reveled in the glory of spreading seemingly harmless comments, much like he spread his wings. I hope you forgive me
@qtcinderella
, for I flew too close to the sun.
I MADE IT TO THE FINAL WEEK OF LUDWIG'S FLYING ACES!
Thank you all so much for all the support I've received so far, I appreciate it more than you know. I won't let you down.
It would mean the world if you voted "Evan Gao's Subathon for
@CPCharity
" as Best Philanthropic Stream Event in
@qtcinderella
's
As a recap, I ran across the Golden Gate Bridge, jumped out of a plane, streamed 18 days, and raised $20000+ for charity!
HELP
My friend Witzbach was in a car accident that totaled her car, injuring her and her roommate with her roommate requiring surgery. The car disposal fees are over $1000 and the hospital bill will be in the several thousands.
Please consider donating!
18 Days and $20206.69 raised for charity!
Thank you all SO much for all the support-the donations, the messages, the raids, the laughs, everything. Couldn't do it without you
Special shout-out to
@NoticeTheZ
for absolutely CARRYING the stream while I was gone! Literal trooper
Nobody has names. You can't "have" a name any more than you have a preposition or an adverb. The concept doesn't make any sense. Names are not things you can own. They aren't pets or accessories. Proper nouns are parts of speech. That's it. You don't get to customize them.
Nobody has pronouns. You can't "have" a pronoun any more than you have a preposition or an adverb. The concept doesn't make any sense. Pronouns are not things you can own. They aren't pets or accessories. They are parts of speech. That's it. You don't get to customize them.
Alright I'll say it.
There were MULTIPLE Breaking Bad references in Oppenheimer. They had a scientist named HEISENBERG that Oppie met? And then they built the super secret lab in NEW MEXICO? Like hello? A bit derivative, don't you think Christopher Nolan?
Officially been 30 days since I started working out! Gained 9 lbs, stopped drinking soda, and overall feel way healthier! Can't wait to see where I'm at in 2 months
First 2 pics: Day 1
Last 2 pics: Where we at now
Hello Twitter! I'd like to start drama for absolutely no reason so here is my unpopular opinion for the day:
If you say you hate capitalism but buy Starbucks or boba every day, I instantly lose respect for you. You do not hate capitalism; you are an armchair socialist
@DarrenEwingAZ
Thank you for your support!!! I'm really excited to be doing this, it's for a great cause, can't appreciate your help enough. Love you dad!
🚨 BIG NEWS: 🚨 I am auctioning off my Patrioc banner, signed by
@DarrenEwingAZ
himself, for charity! Auction starts at noon PST 6/08, and ends at 10pm PST 6/08!
The link to bid:
See you there! Also thanks
@Atrioc
for the raids pls follow me back
@JUDASVEE
Don't rub your eyes, wash your skin with something with high lipids, like milk or Dawn soap. But most of all, whatever you do, DON'T get it on your dick. Literally cover your dick if you get sprayed, and take off the cover afterwards. Cuz that shit hurted
🇬🇧🇬🇧LONDON BRIDGE🌉 HAS FALLEN DOWN🇬🇧🇬🇧JUST LIKE THESE PANTIES👙🩲 DING🔔DONG 🍆 THE QUEEN👑 IS DEAD ☠️☠️ THE MILF🤰OF ENGLAND 🇬🇧 HAS CUM💦💦 DOWN WITH A DEATH DROP 🪦💃SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR COUSINS👫👭👬 AND HUSBANDS 👰♀️🤵♂️ SO YOU DON’T GET SNIPED 🔫🔫 BY THE ROYAL GUARD 💂♀️💂♀️
Trying to explain to the employee at Subway that the reason I'm wearing a Top Gun outfit in public is for a niche internet contest held by Ludwig, but she won't believe me and threatened to call the cops???
@samreich
Il Vaticano: When two pawns are surrounded by two bishops, the bishops can swap places, capturing the pawns in the name of the Pope.
NOTE: The bishops MUST be rotated clockwise, and never counter-clockwise (that is against the word of God)
My nicknames, rated:
Evan_Gao - 10/10 That's my name!
Ethan Goo - 0/10 Not my name
Evam Gao - 0/10 Not my name
Rvab Koo - 0/10 Not my name
Even_Thou - 0/10 Not my name
Kevin - 0/10 Not my name
Even - 0/10 Not my name
Big Daddy - 11/10
Evan Gay - 0/10 Not my name
The worlds largest aircraft prototype is called the Air Lander 10. The helium pumped hybrid aircraft consists of an airplane, airship and helicopter built all in one.
I AM AWAKE! Since last night, we have raised over $5700 dollars for charity! THANK YOU!!! 41 hours to go
I am doing an Amazon stream starting at 1pm PST! The amount I will spend will be however many donations I receive in the next 2 hours. See you there!
Hello Twitter! I'm back with more unpopular opinions:
If you are a picky eater (NOT allergies or dietary restrictions, just being picky) or have ever thrown away food that WASN'T expired, you are a privileged asshole and need to check your privilege.
More coming tomorrow!