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Sketch is so unbelievably unfunny man it’s like when James Droz went corporate level unfunny
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I completely understand why he didn’t work out as a major league manager
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Giants CF Jung Hoo Lee currently has a perfect bracket through one day of March Madness, per the NCAA.
He said “I don’t know any of the teams I just picked the logo and colors I liked” 😂😭🤣
Less than 1% of brackets are still perfect as of this morning.
What can’t he do
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Literally every Asian player ever has aura but this guy. Hes on Rich Hill levels of negative aura
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Cricket fans would go into cardiac arrest if they saw this video
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Deadass one of the best batted balls I’ve ever seen by a righty in this park
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@Schizziee2
Streamer who basically acts like he has autism and people think it’s the funniest shit
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California Twitter users coming to see if anyone else got the earthquake alert
#Earthquake
#CaliforniaEarthquake
😭 😭
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@braveskadin
real college baseball watchers like me watched him all season, they just saw him in Omaha.
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Retweet to spread the word! Let’s help Luke Jackson get his mojo back Giants fans!
#SfGiants
#NothingLikeit
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Farhan added
Lee
Snell
Chapman
Murphy
Soler
Hicks
Ray
Farhan got rid of
Wood
JD
Joc
Disco
Haniger
What a off season Farhan. Can’t believe this is my life
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Notice how he didn’t say anything negative about what word Duran said 🤔🤔🤔
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Jordan Hicks tonight:
5 IP
0 H
0 ER
1 BB
10 K
72 pitches
2.65 ERA, 14.8 K/9 this spring. Who says he can’t be a starter?
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Matt Chapman had a .000 wOBA on pitches down the middle.
He has seen 50 pitches in that down the middle zone. He also ranks 14th in pitches seen down the middle in all of MLB
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Him watching the superbowl in his cell 😂
𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Patrick Mahomes Sr has been arrested for DUI for a third time, per
@TMZ
The 53-year-old father of Patrick Mahomes was arrested last night in Texas, according to online booking records. Bond is reportedly expected to be set later today.
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The Blue Jays would be getting a DOG in Trevor Bauer if they’re were to sign him 👀
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Ok so I figured how to queef earlier and I’ve always had this weird thing I can suck air in with my cooter and I was like soooo you think I can take a hit of my pen? 😭 It may be stuck now and I may be on the way to the ER 😭😭😭
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@rbhockey6
No way a ground ball pitcher gets ground balls and not strike outs? 😱🤯😨 This CANT BE!
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Life now that jobless bums won’t be tweeting “soccer” at 11 am on weekdays
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Life as a JHL fan is still harder
2 impeachments. 4 arrests. 91 charges. 2 attempts on his life.
STILL STANDING.
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Brandon Q take
Please tell me there'll be an alternate version with a different cover athlete.
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No way you exclude a bad game by a player and they have better stats 😱
Excluding the Korean series game Yamamoto has a 2.00 ERA and 2.59 FIP
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Yeah we aren’t shocked that “Deverscheque” is 13
Made my freshman baseball team and I am the starting 3rd basemen
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CHAPMAN HELLO THAT WAS A FUCKING HANGER HOW ARE YOU FROZEN?????
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I will see 20+ dudes with this as there profile picture tomorrow
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“Cant space the offense” this definitely wasn’t the best offensive team of all time by statistics or anything
This season will prove the Kings need to upgrade over Domantas Sabonis to seriously contend for a title.
I love what Sacramento is building. But Sabonis is a limited defender and he has lots to prove as a shooter. Finding a frontcourt partner or an upgrade will be the next step.
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@ProjectStrider
I’m not sure on Apple but on android you just gotta hold down the wallpaper and it should give you an option and it will look like this after
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@kamedwards_
Kam that dude is a pedophile. It was like a big thing. Prob shouldn’t quote him not a good look
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@ProjectStrider
Omg Jarred you have done it this time 😭😭😂😂😂 oil up and bend the fuck over 🤣🤣🤣
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Deadass who has it better then ProjectStrider
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Ur such a fucking geek man ur pushing 50 get a grip
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NOT JINXING ANYTHING NOT A JINX NO JINX INTENDED - do you ever think “wow, it’s crazy that DeversEnjoyer is still alive?” - NOT A JINX NOT JINXING NO JINX
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dbacks fans going after phillies players looks now is absolutely disgusting. get a fucking life.
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cornball of the year
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Guess you can’t be a fan of ur team anymore according to this account
He is the unfortunate event
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YOU ASKED HIM TO SIGN A FUCKING SHOE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT LFMAO
@Bradyraidersfan
yeah it was rough man, i like ran over from the other side of the dugout bc i saw him and i waited my turn and he signed my shoe and just seemed so fucking put off like just look at his face
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Thread of racist replies
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We also need to talk about how far it set the franchise back. But I would do literally anything to rewatch that season. That season fucking changed my life deadass man
The 2021 giants need to have a documentary man I can’t think of a bigger outlier season ever
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Take a moment and please sign this. It might help change a life.❤️
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Mike Yastrzemski in 8 games and 20 plate appearances!
1 hit 🔥
11 strikeouts 😳
.050/.050/.224 slash 🥵
-34 OPS+ 😤
-0.2 WAR 😈
-17 wRC+ 👺
47.8 K% 👽
.132 wOBA 😱
0.0 Barrel% 🤖
0-4 with 4 Ks with RISP 🥶
Super human numbers
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I wanna wish the happiest 26th birthday to my boo boo bear and the man who made me refall in love with baseball. Jung Hoo Lee (이정후). I don’t know where I would be in life without you my love. Thank you for being an awesome role model for me❤️🇰🇷🥳
Sincerely your pal
EvanEvan
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Mookie is still a better and more valuable player this season
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Susan now was it really that funny
LOL MadBum to K&K "It's really not that hard to see from up here! You guys really should have did better!"
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I’ve deadass never seen half the amount of emotion that Lindor just let out on my baseball team EVER
The Mets catch Jackson Merrill stealing to end the inning and Francisco Lindor is FIRED up
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Everybody in Detroit rushing to Wingstop after the Pistons won
#Wingstop
#Detroit
#DetroitTwitter
#DetroitBasketball
#FreeWings
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I’m going to completely ignore the obvious, but what the actual fuck are you people eating
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☆ pls rtwt to spread
hey im new to
#drugtwt
and im looking 4 moots‼️‼️ ive been smoking weed since im 13 but i only started doing heavier drugs this year
bout me:
- im from Uruguay
- i practice damage control
- my fave drug is coke
- im an estp 3w2 387
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Genuinely why is this word even in peoples vocabulary in 2024 if your homophobic or not literally nothing good comes from this word
From Jarren Duran via the Red Sox:
“During tonight’s game, I used a truly horrific word when responding to a fan. I feel awful knowing how many people I offended and disappointed. I apologize to the entire Red Sox organization, but more importantly to the entire LGBTQ community.
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lmao 2019 gerrit cole was born 97 years and 1 day after his dad nyc diner’s final apple feature that still serves coke the old-fashioned way with that kiss though on the nicest field on the planet which has 3 apps that gotta go,which one are you choosing? 😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔
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I hate when people have fun at baseball games like lock the fuck in we’re down 1 run
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What I was freaking out about
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Best defense he’s played all year
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Notice how when you trade good players you get good exciting young players back
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Me pulling up to watch
@DeversEnjoyer
@McFrosty86
@Stridahhh
@LindXwOBaCon
@PrimeKelenic
@GonsolinRBW
@padsplswin
@jackstros23
on the big screen
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