@NoContextBrits From Homer Simpson to Gareth Southgate 🤷‍♀️

@LFC The final 'Merseyside Derby' at Goodison Park ending on a draw... #bittersweet

@LFC Only LFC are allowed to score at 90+8 !! ... the final Merseyside Derby at Goodison Park ending on a draw 🤷‍♀️

@LFC Legend!! SALAHHHHHH

@fesshole So you can rewind and wank over it you mean 🤮

@Matt_Pinner Swizzels Parma Violets

@BillyM2k 1. He's a knob 2. Buy some Bitcoin 3. Party more

@Matt_Pinner Your nipples 🤷‍♀️

@MajorManor @Bobbone37019105 @MartinSLewis 😂😂😂

@birchpolypore @MartinSLewis Cheers for pointing out the obvious, Peter - but this way I save on a Bumble subscription 🤷‍♀️

@fesshole Prends une douche et arrête d'être un mésange, Dave!

@beardmeatsfood For a second I thought you were at Cornish Pasty Co in Phoenix AZ (Monroe St) anything in a pasty! I had a Sunday roast in mine when I visited... northerner 😂

@DaveOCKOP Strategic...

@LFC Strategic? Less games to worry about with bigger fish to fry...

@fesshole You're obviously not from my office block, they don't even cock a cheek in there! It just rips up their backs like an Eastenders duff-duff 🙄

@MaskedSingerUK Natalie Cassidy

@MaskedSingerUK @ITV Bush is Natalie Cassidy!

@BBCNews John-Jo Duke, or Cayden Coby

@BBCNews Gary