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Same name on Bluesky. Ex Pats writer. Wrote @chemknights + TD Dance. Sports, comics, anime, 🏳️🌈, 🥏.
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Trump wins West Virginia.
Trump is up 3-1.
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This is the single dumbest decision I’ve ever seen a business owner make
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I really do feel like Kobe's one of the people who put in the work to evolve over time. He 100% made mistakes but he was a better man at 40 than he was at 20, like so many of us. This news is tragic.
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The year is 2060. Trees no longer exist. Every morning you must complete one (1) Wordle to earn your rations for the day. Tom Brady just completed yet another 30 TD, 4000 yard season.
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I think part of why NE is spending so much also is because next year, once the cap bounces back, the contracts are going to be even MORE absurd. These deals feel high now but in 2022 they're about to skyrocket. This is a buyer's market for NE.
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*whispers*
If Kizer still isn't doing the job and Rodgers is out for a long period of time...maybe the Packers can look into bringing in someone else:
- A native Wisconsonian
- A Super Bowl QB
- Great record AGAINST the Packers
His name, of course, is Colin Kaepernick.
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The revelation that Bill Belichick texts with "?!?!?!?!?!?" is blowing my mind
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@dirtbagqueer
The conservative weirdos becoming anti-sports is the best possible outcome, they've lost the mainstream
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Can't wait to use this image whenever Zach Banner gives up a sack in his career
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One thing I've realized more and more recently is that I'm not as terminally online as I once thought. There are people MORE terminally online, they are constantly miserable, and they want to bring everyone down to their level.
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This except Lebron and the Lakers tonight
every time I see an Angels highlight it's like "Mike Trout hit three homes runs and raised his average to .528 while Shohei Ohtani did something that hasn't been done since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Tigers defeated the Angels 8-3"
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Tom Brady left Bucs camp for a reason...
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On the new Patriots draft pick, Rohrwasser....
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BREAKING: The Patriots have officially signed a set of brothers as RFAs. TE Jacob Hollister - Wyoming and WR Cody Hollister - Arkansas
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All of these men are the same height and weight
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Reminder that Pat Tillman was virulently anti war
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I really hope that someone in the Overland Park, KS (or who knows of people in that area) get Tamba Hali the help that he needs. These Tweets are concerning and symptomatic of a paranoid scizophrenic.
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If the asking price for a lightly used Josh Rosen has already depreciated in value by TWO FULL ROUNDS just a year after selection, that says a LOT about teams overvaluing the unknown vs. known commodities.
This is how KVN/Trent Brown trades happen for Patriots.
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Quietly, one of the biggest issues this year was the loss of David Andrews. No run game all year. It greatly hindered PA opportunities/down and distances.
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Can we just split from the older millennials at this point? 1990-1996 is our own group
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Blake Bortles is the first member of the 2014 NFL QB draft class to win a playoff start
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This is king tier trolling
Oklahoma State
#12
wearing pride Nikes to troll Liberty makes him my favorite player in the game
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Kevin White would be the best WR on the Bears right now
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If Josh Gordon really left the Browns facility to get away from the Hard Knocks cameras, more power to him. Not everyone wants their entire lives broadcasted, and he may not want his redemption story to be made into a TV spectacle.
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The Patriots literally just won a Super Bowl and the only way they broke through was using run heavy personnel in a passing set to cultivate a defensive mismatch. Saying that the run game doesn't matter is like saying you can win a game of chess by just using your queen and rooks
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Honestly original Jake seems happier
Btw I just looked it up, the original Jake was an actual employee of the insurance company that they found through an internal casting call.
He's a bartender in Illinois now while new Jake assumed his identity and is sitting courtside at games with celebrities
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Idk what to even say here I'm just saving for posterity
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Through 4 games the Patriots OL has been so good. Per PFF:
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Shaq - 7th OG
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Eluemenor - 9th RT
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I feel like the one player who unites all NFL fans in wanting the best for him is Teddy Bridgewater
It is very, very hard to dislike Teddy Bridgewater
Teddy for President
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Roddy White should be in the NFL 100 just due to the fact that he would make car noises when he'd run routes. A legend.
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This tweet is 10 years old today it is a fourth grader
PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."
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The Patriots are sympathetic for third party fans now the dynasty is truly over
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Jimmy Graham went from Miami to New Orleans to Seattle to Green Bay, what a loss in terms of night lifestyle from city to city
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It's very clear to me that a lot of people didn't watch Nelson Agholor last year
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The Monstars didn't have secret stuff this is not canon
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Annual reminder that mock drafts are the sports version of fanfiction
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This tidbit by Tony Pauline on the Texans War Room is...interesting...
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Pats didn't even play that well and are up by 21
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Pats next four games are Panthers, Baker w/ one arm, Falcons on a short week, and Titans at home. All feel winnable.
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I wonder if Trubisky can use his NVP win in his contract negotiations
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Ken Dorsey taking over the Bills offense
oh wow these did not turn out well lmao. idk what exactly brian did different than i did but something did NOT work here. oh well
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To be clear --
1. We should want more of a statement here; i.e. why didn't he know the symbolism tattoo in the first place
2. The media should not let him off the hook with just the response
3. I still believe he shouldn't have been drafted
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I'd actually argue Georgia is incredibly important, the 2024 Senate Map is incredibly unkind for Democrats (lots of defense, limited attacking space). Getting 6 years of Georgia sealed up would be huge.
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Byron Jones lowkey a Hall of Famer caliber talent who won't make it because teams don't throw at him
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Baylor coaches met DIRECTLY with complainants after assaults. Wow.
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This is the list of rookies since the merger with 12 sacks
We should be talking more about Bradley Chubb
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So.....some personal news.
After 5 years living in New York City, I’m moving to San Francisco to work for Twitch.
I’m incredibly excited for the opportunity.
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The TMNT and Simpsons multiplayer arcade games are two of the best games of all time
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I think next year Uche is going to blow up (in a good way)
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Courtland Sutton with a 6.57 3 cone...he's a surefire 1st rounder to me
That 3 cone time is quicker than Deion Branch, Julian Edelman, or Brandin Cooks, for reference
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For anyone who isn't Jewish and doesn't get why the reaction to Kanye and Kyrie is so strong - it's not just a matter of hurt feelings or being offended. It's that Jews have heard these fearmongering stereotypes many times before and they tend to serve as preludes to scary shit.
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@CountCaleb
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Is he off of his Lexapro? He doesn't sound...good. I thought he was doing better but this is a pretty big relapse.
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Not a huge fan of the new rule that Ed Hochuli has to deliver all referee decisions in iambic pentameter
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Kenny Moore, CB, Valdosta State signs with the Patriots. 5 foot 9, 185.
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Rooting for Saints/Pats and the city of Atlanta to be FILLED with hate in two weeks
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@bombsfall
Broke: Refusal of the call
Woke: The call goes straight to voicemail and the protagonist never listens to it because the only people that leave voicemails nowadays are robocallers
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Ever since Edelman and Gordon showed up, it's be a whole new world for the Patriots on offense. The defense still has lots of questions, but they can move the ball now.
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Ilhan such a great imposter at Among Us that Republicans are about to use it in their attack ads
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The reason why I'm slightly less pessimistic on the Patriots is that they were pretty empirically unlucky to not make the playoffs this year DESPITE Patricia/their STs. They should have beaten Bengals and Raiders, I think Vikings as well. I'm hopeful for 2023-24.
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We all know the real Japanese wizarding school is Jujutsu Tech
The most recent example is the map of the wizarding world, which made me scream “JOANNE I HAVE QUESTIONS” at the top of my lungs
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This Gilmore release feels like the Patriots doing a solid for the player. They weren't going to resign him long-term so now he can dictate his own market. Gilmore was incredible and I'll miss him, but hopefully this means the Patriots invest in Jackson.
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Say it with me, say it loud, say it proud
Lamar Jackson is an NFL QB
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My eyes could not roll any further into the depths of my skull
Peter King on
@DaleKeefeWEEI
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Josh Johnson has not updated his LinkedIn fwiw, gotta get it together
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