RT @theliamnissan: Lauren Boebert calling for the abolishment of the Department of Education is like chlamydia speaking out about the dange…

I can't handle all of the winning

@mdudas Wonderful moments like this are what help me get through the rest of the CT maga/grifter timeline

@philvischer It just made my day to find out that the veggietales guy isn't one of "those" christians (small c because they may be religious but they look nothing like Christ) 🙌🏻🍅🥒🥕

@GiulioAprin @LEGO_Group

Ah tariffs... Add them to the list of all the other ways MAGA taxes themselves... They already have scratch lottery tickets, Dollar General, rent-to-own, check-cashing services, MLM ponzis, for-profit worthless "degree" schools, crypto bros and digital marketing grifters....what else?

@dieworkwear 🫡🇺🇸

I'm compiling a list of things that usually mean the opposite when you see them in someone's profile bio: Patriot 🦅 Christian ✝️ Critical thinker 🧠 Alpha male 💪🏻 Pro Constitution 📜 What else?

This is Master Obi Wan Kenobi. I regret to report that both our Jedi Order and the Republic, have fallen with a dark shadow of the Empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Jedi. Trust in The Force. Do not return to the Temple…that time has past. And our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged. Our trust. Our faith. Our friendships. But we must persevere. And in time, a new hope will emerge. May the Force be with you, always.

Remember in The Lion King when Scar told the hyenas he’d give them everything they wanted once he was king, and then he destroyed the Pridelands and when someone held him accountable he blamed the hyenas because he never held himself responsible for anything? Anyway… /bewell24 on 🧵

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@T_Zahil Thanks for this

Gong Xi Fa Cai 恭喜发财 Happy Chinese New Year 🧧🎉

RT @KellyScaletta: If you change the name of something like "Gulf of Mexico," everyone will use the new name. Just ask anyone on Twitter.