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Football Analyst⚽. Writer🖋️. Chelsea fan💙. Promoter. Davido, Jaytrill, Slimbuck and Cristiano Ronaldo fan. Lampard is GOAT. LLB(Hons).

Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Joined October 2023
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The two most Influential footballers of all time. GOATS
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@eurofootcom Jamie Carragher, Garry Neville and the English media right now
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@MadridXtra His girlfriend looks like she's older than Shakira
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@SaycheeseDGTL Why's he receiving backlash. He was being honest
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@yabaleftonline Mr. Macaroni staying true to the end. Mr. Macaroni for governor Lagos state.
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@Football__Tweet They should build a statue for him
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@FabrizioRomano I don't know about you guys but Mudryk seems like a nice guy to me.
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@DanielRegha na you sabi. me later at surulere
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@burnaboy Oga nobody is beefing with you, do your music and enjoy life. Everytime hate, hate, hate. You for sing Big 8 instead of Big 7.
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@DiscussingFilm married 1991 till his death... that's how you know a real man
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@SaycheeseDGTL Nice move by the senate. Man trying to stash cash away and using Ukraine and Israel as a platform. Let's focus home
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@SaycheeseDGTL Nigga cheated with 100 different women but no one could ride him like she did.
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@markgoldbridge You're very bias. You're calling out "50 percent" players but won't call out a bias coach who was yelling at Martial for tracking back rather than Rashford for standing like a statute. Get it together mate
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@yabaleftonline una dey really disrespect well well. Apart from "I go dagger am", wetin Odumodu wan talk.
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@yabaleftonline Man wanted to give you your flowers when you couldn't smell it. Life
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@markgoldbridge never seen you complain about bruno doing this week in week out
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@RubiRose Someone who's mature doesn't tell the world she's mature now.
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@Football__Tweet They all said Jose was the problem
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@rutie_xx E sure me say na Daniel Regha preeq be this
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@barstoolsports blud said "I'm just a guy" that got me.
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@Naija_PR Nobody comes close to Psquare in terms of hits. Only Davido and Olamide can match them in terms of hits. And this is final
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@markgoldbridge At this point in time, you're like a comedian
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@eurofootcom Now football is going to be all about business.. I can't recognize my sport anymore
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@MadridXtra This girl not too big for this small kid?
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@brutalfightz some adults deserve jail term
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@FabrizioRomano he scored two goals against Barcelona and Bayern are signing him just to do ot again in the UCL
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@eurofootcom Kalvin Philips when he listens to one of Pep's lies again.
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@433 They played a team whose goalkeeper is a carpenter
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@goal Man just got to America and is already robbing.. January till December, he actually did nothing. 😂😂😂😂
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@DailyLoud I prayed for days like this
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@eurofootcom He'll easily end his career as the greatest French player of all time
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@Odumodublvck_ Lyrics: "She tell me say Na me dey dagger am"
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@instablog9ja Nigeria schools these days nah just profit making venture. NOBODY MODELS THE CHILD
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@UTDTrey Chelsea have 5 European trophies on the last 11 years bro
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@instablog9ja I'll gladly sleep here. Nkechi show me pepper
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@DiscussingFilm me to my screen
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@instablog9ja Everyone suddenly have poverty story when they make it.
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@yabaleftonline So, as a member I'll be happy with this? The church isn't a place for entertainment...
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@rutie_xx Easily Ayra Star. Tems just does features we don't hear about. Tiwa hasn't dropped hits for a while. Teni is showing us she's more of a lesbian than musician
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@Football__Tweet Rodri even with one broken leg
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@SaycheeseDGTL someone explain what RICO means
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@Solomon_Buchi I wish I can just leave this country
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@MadridXtra A footballer that achieved everything but failed to make a name
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@eurofootcom @SPORT1 Bayern keeping all their goals to unleash hell on Man utd
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@DiscussingFilm Waiting for it to flop
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@brfootball @footballontnt Jose is the greatest tactician ever.
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@brfootball @ssc_sports Ronaldo should have left for Al nassr a long time ago
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@brutalfightz Man's only doing what bro asked him to. He ain't wrong
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@DiscussingFilm Barbie is searched because of the name not because of it's quality.
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@CFCMod_ Chelsea making this guy cling to Allah
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@DanielRegha @Naija_PR Caption is simple "Dey whip my back as you dey knack me"
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@DailyLoud Man couldn't make good music so he's trying to own good music.
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@_AsiwajuLerry @the_Lawrenz Lol... David couldn't control his konji but he was a man after God's own heart. Abraham slept with Sarah's maid yet he is the father of many nation. Bro. who go get problem go get problem.
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@UtdDistrict Ten hag has lost the plot
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@the_Lawrenz @tokstarr She can't talk about climate change but she can talk about booty change
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@instablog9ja What's he apologizing for? Emmanuela is a ripe fruit.
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@DanielRegha But you keep repeating your poverty mentality and critical approach day in day out.
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@SaycheeseDGTL Both of em
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@433 Jupiter will win the world cup before India does
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@Naija_PR That's just me. My mum really took me to see a doctor concerning this stuff.. I'll sleep 4am or 5am and wake up as soon as it's bright... It's just normal for me
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@BleacherReport These bros really didn't show the dude respect, wouldn't do that to Lebron or Durant
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@brfootball Is there any player in history greater than Cristiano Ronaldo? Absolutely not!!!
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@CFCMod_ What Legacy is bigger than winning the FIFA player of the year awards and balon d or while playing in the EPL?
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@ESPNFC Ronaldo scores and assisted today but ESPN is posting about what Messi did in 2010... Why does a sport outlet allow teenagers run their posts? 😂
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@MadridXtra They can't fool us, we're familiar with this game
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@goal Top 4 Rivalries of all time. 1. God and Devil 2. Christianity and Islam 3. Jesus and Muhammad 4. Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi
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@DanielRegha If there's a time I'll support Daniel, it's now. Saw influencers post about the EP, only to go stream and realize it's very wack. Wizkid is finished
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@PopBase The greatest African comedian of all time.
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@eurofootcom Better than Gabriel Jesus and Nketiah. Arteta just can't manage big players
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@instablog9ja dem don too blame devil, na God dem dey blame now
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@FootballFunnnys This aged well.
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@totalcristiano He's just thinking he's young Ronaldo
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@yabaleftonline boys life too sweet. Na woman spoil am. Oh Adam!!! Why were you lonely 😭
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@PopBase A rare picture of Nicki
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@ONsogbu @oddy4real You have a wife? How does she cope with your madnesss?
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@SkySportsPL Haaland play City to win Referee cut ticket
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@brfootball Unpopular Opinion - Unai Emery would have won the league or a European trophy if Arsenal didn't sack him unreasonably.
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@FabrizioRomano Accessing him for weeks now but can't access the problem with Chelsea's team
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@ayeejuju Greatest porn scene ever
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@Football__Tweet The day I almost died. The day Iniesta had me crying like a babe.
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@DanielRegha Daniel Regha you supported Tinubu during the election by attacking Peter Obi and Atiku... Why not use firewood and an influencer like you shouldn't be using that kind of old and small gas cylinder. No offense
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@instablog9ja We were not compatible doesn't mean we have to be enemies. An ex was the one who gave me my biggest deal yet. Do I still have feelings, No. Do I hate her, No. I'm someone's ex too and I'm not a bad person.
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@Naija_PR When this man gets home, his children will still call him "daddy"
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@instablog9ja nothing in life will make me like Police
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@DiscussingFilm What kind of plot is this? 😂😂😂😂
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@ESPNUK He's not from a European country, why would the media sell him?
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@433 @Ibra_official Ibra when a member of the board disagree with him.
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@PopBase Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the world
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@markgoldbridge Who picks Ten Hag over Howe in a sane world
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@Aynoniii This is wrong bro. I don't support sharing ones private affair on social media but if you must, it must be complete. Where's the video?
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