I think my favorite little thing I’m gonna miss about the tumblr NSFW community is reading the little loves notes mutuals would leave in the tags when they reblogged my content
If Tumblr is really able to mass delete stuff really quickly like that, it seems like they would have avoided a lot of problems by just doing what they just did but to all the porn bots etc like, a long time ago. But sure.
The first part of the midsommar sex party was spent braiding each other’s hair and making flower crowns before we destroyed each other and four cakes.
#femme4femme4ever
Okay this is oddly specific. But does anyone know where I can buy porn that is like, med fet but specifically about treating a woman for “hysteria” with forced orgasms? Asking for a friend. It’s me. I am my own friend.
Feeling kind of uninspired to continue having a faceless internet presence. I guess it just makes me sad to feel like I have to separate my sexuality and my body (which are big parts of my life) from the other parts of who I am. Tl;dr blah patriarchy, sex negative society blah.
So I 150% forgot that dental dams were something used by actual dentists. I got a root canal and the dentist said “we’re gonna use this dental dam” and I looked at him all wide-eyed thinking my dreams of developing a dental kink might come true before it clicked.
I got to let my toppy side out a little last night, I had so much fun! I sat on his face and edged him till he was near tears and begging and made him wear my panties and so many other fun things. It was so cute 💕
My new partner has a birthday next week and all of my birthday present ideas are so self serving. 1) a hitachi for his house 2) a toy he can fuck while making me watch and telling me my pussy is mediocre. They’re for him. Kinda.
My partner made me French toast this morning before I left for work because I had a very bad day yesterday and he wanted to “make sure today started off better” because what the fuck he’s so nice and sweet to me?? Heck.
I said it on Tumblr and I’ll say it here too. I really hate when people use food terms to describe non-food things, particularly (but not limited to) my body. Ex. yummy, delicious, juicy etc. Makes me mega cringe.
I refuse to google what bird box is because I want it to be a subscription box where you get birds and I know I’m gonna be really disappointed when I have to face the truth of it not being that.
Also
@bbykittentoes
and
@writingdirty
put a candle in my vagina, lit it and fucked me with it. And when it was announced that it was happening, SEVERAL people came over to give us advice about putting lit candles in vaginas. From experience. Sometimes you find your people.
I’ve been trying to go through my old tumblr to delete flagged posts so I can use it again but it’s like....the whole blog. And nothing comes up in the “review flagged posts” tab so I’ve just been in the mass post editor, slowly forgetting what nipples look like.
I was worried that my dress was too short today and then a guy walking up the stairs behind me tapped me, winked and said “thank you for your service, miss” so I guess I was right. Happy Wednesday to everyone except that guy.
But I also really want to be able to keep having an outlet for expressing my sexuality. Idk these are probably mostly just the post-tumblr blues. Thinking about what kind of content I want to create and how to make myself feel good about what I’m putting out there.
I got a full 8 hours of sleep, I did meal prep things last night including making breakfast for this morning. My hair is brushed and I got to work on time. Why do I still feel like a trash can? Excuse me, world? I’m doing the things! I’m ready to feel good now!
My cat is so happy to see me when I come home. She rolls over onto her back and when I pick her up she makes the weirdest sound like a squack and tries to lick my face and purr at the same time which is much cuter than I’m making it sound. She is so good and so soft. I love her.
I’m going to a burlesque show tonight with a friend and I just looked at the flier and saw that this girl I dated for a hot second like, two years ago (who turned out was just a unicorn hunter for her and her dom) is performing in it 😬
I got called “a tattooed hipster” no less than 4 times within 15 minutes of walking into a family friend’s dinner party. Baby boomer humor/conversation is so wild. (Also the fact that I am probs the most normie looking person in my whole friend group, but sure, go off)
That feeling when you think you’re a power bottom (shh let me have this) but then your friend gives you a deep tissue massage at a New Year’s party and you very nearly cry :’)