Just popping back on for a quick moment to remind: you do not have to be here. We can all just leave. I’ve replaced my doom scrolling with Spelling Bee and it is not a bad life.
Also, roads viewed favorably by 91% of Americans despite literally never making a profit, because they are a service not a for-profit business and *maybe* that’s why people like them, you assholes.
Anyone out here saying that it’s not that bad and we should just risk it clearly isn’t walking by a meat truck functioning as a human morgue on their way to the grocery store.
When ordering take out in the next couple weeks please please please remember to avoid contact with but still tip the shit out of those delivery people!!
#COVID
ー19
#nycshutdown
If you don’t think the post office is important I encourage you to look up how much more it costs to ship anything with a private company. Also, imagine you’re one of the 600,000 people that work there or...WTF are we even debating this?!? Save the POST OFFICE you dicks.
I feel like now is another good time to remind the rest of the world that the majority of Americans did not vote for him. Many of us are deeply ashamed of him and horrified by his behavior. Try not to hate us all.
I’m so sad that I don’t get to spend another winter with these people and that we don’t get to explore this story more. I’m also sad that my experiences in this industry the last few years leave me with a feeling that women’s stories are often given less of a chance to succeed.
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!
Taking a social media hiatus for my fragile brain.
BUT some things are just too important not to share. Like the knowledge that there is a memorial statue at Westminster Abbey that appears to have…nipple pasties???
To the asshole dude who just touched my ass in Duane Reade then denied it and refused to apologize: I hope you get bed bugs and no matter how many times you exterminate or move, they never go away.
Quarantine:
1. So desperate to feel productive I put “shower” on my to-do list.
2. Still don’t shower.
3. Feel guilt and shame over my inability to cross something as simple as “shower” off my to-do list.
4. Repeat.
Just a note about Cynthia “being” a corporation. I am incorporated. Most actors incorporate, because we have to pay a % to agents/managers. This is not for a loophole, but simply to not get double taxed on those funds.
#TeamCynthia
#NYGovDebate
I truly, to the depths of my soul, do not understand lifting mask mandates. It’s a tiny piece of cloth that people can wear to literally save lives and it effects the economy 0%.
If you are hesitant about getting the vaccine consider this: after my second dose I had a solid 10 days of the best boobs of my life.
Should a week of amazing boobs be why you get vaxxed? No. But apparently you’ve heard all the better reasons and are still hesitant. So...boobs!!
Honestly, I’m not ready to tell my story on Twitter. I don’t want to limit it to however many characters and I’m not really in the mood for vitriol from strangers. But, I want you to know that I have a story.
#YouKnowMe
I still don’t understand who thinks an army of aggressive armed cops attacking people is going to de-escalate protests against fucking police violence?!?
Tr*mp is literally only 3 years younger than Biden. We have ourselves 2 crypt keepers, but one of them is also a psycho wanna-be authoritarian. This shouldn’t be a hard choice.
I literally cannot imagine having half the confidence of a mediocre rich older white man who looks at this primary field and thinks “They need one more. Me. I am the solution.”
CDC says fully vaccinated people never need to wear masks. They are also never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
When I was single I would say to men "we can make out, but I'm not having sex with you".
Making out would then quickly turn into them pressuring me for sex.
Me: Dude, remember I said I wasn't going to sleep with you?
Them (every time): I didn't think you meant it.
"The notion of affirmative consent did not fall from space in October 2017 to confound well-meaning but bumbling men; it was built, loudly and painstakingly and in public, at great personal cost to its proponents, over decades." -Lindy West
Look I’m sure Emma Stone is fantastic and the film is probably fun, but one origin story I am simply not interested in is the woman whose raison d’etre is to murder 100 puppies for a coat. I do not need to know why coats are so important or what puppies did to her in her past.
Wait, is the USPS crop top sold out?!? I cannot find it on the website. Honestly, if we save the post office via crop tops I think there may yet be hope for America...
There was a woman IN the grocery store in NYC mask off snacking on something and I just don’t understand WTF is wrong with people?!? 20K+ NYers are dead. Put your mask back on and wait until your outside to eat your damn grapes!
Fuck pollsters forever. States that my brain KNEW were going to the red devil now feel like losses because everyone pretended like polls were fixed and real now.
#Dietland
season finale tonight on AMC at 9/8c!!
I can’t believe it’s already the end of the season. I am so proud and grateful to be a part of this show and crossing all my fingers that we get to make more!!
Man, I knew it was going to be bad when he was elected, but I didn’t think it would be chatting with my Derm about mask break-outs, buying stamps to save the post office & talking with fam about death counts on Zoom bad. Sometimes it’s terrible when people exceed expectations.
Stay inside guys! I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s a new thing called MURDER WASPS! Stay inside to avoid MURDER WASPS!!!
*whispers* also, the whole pandemic thing, but I get that you’re bored of that now, so do it for the wasps if you must.
In 'Father of the Bride 2' he lists the 3rd trimester pregnancy weights of his wife and daughter as "128 and 132 lbs respectively"....and I am going to go bang my head against a wall now.
Having been an escort at this clinic and personally been stepped on, shoved and verbally threatened by these protesters, I’d like to call this ruling bullshit.
Pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness, and the abortion pill does not cure or prevent any disease. Make no mistake, Mifeprex is a dangerous pill. That’s why 20 of my Republican colleagues and I are urging
@US_FDA
to classify it as such.
My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”
Anyone else ever notice how if something comes in “unisex” sizes that usually just means men’s sizes, but they assume a woman could also squeeze into it?
If I had $1 for every tweet I’ve seen tonight asking me to raise my hand or retweet if I paid more in taxes than our prez, I’d have more dollars than he paid in taxes.
Am having one of those days where I really want to express some opinions on this website, but am very aware that it is probably best to keep my mouth shut.
TFW you just learned that the actual lyrics of Céline Dion’s It’s All Coming Back to Me Now are:
“There were nights of endless pleasure, it was more THAN ANY LAWS ALLOW”!!!
the hell were they doing?!?!?
Every time I finish eating a profound sadness washes over me and the only way I can even remotely combat it is to think about the next time I will get to eat. Is this normal?
Honestly, this sucks. I learned he was a sexual predator over a decade ago when he repeatedly groped a friend working at a festival. He consistently took advantage of people in positions of less power & this shit makes it hard to believe anything in the industry will ever change.
Republicans on Sun: Feel bad for us, reach out and tell someone on the right you hear them.
Republicans on Tuesday: Jk jk jk, we just gonna try a little coup. But like, still give us your empathy.
I don’t know who else needs to hear this, but dear self: stop buying things that seem to good to be true off Instagram adds. There is no such thing as delicious carb free cookies or $20 dresses that look like they did in the photos.
But like, did you get all of your childhood vaccinations and have been living “your” life a fully vaccinated human this whole time just fucking fine? That’s what I thought.
This is your friendly reminder that, even before he was credibly accused of sexual assault/misconduct by multiple women, Kavanaugh was already a garbage candidate.
He had already perjured himself, most of his records were withheld and he doesn’t think the Prez can commit crimes.
This statue really makes me feel empowered as a woman. I like that the artists chose to make her fully nude, while leaving out the existence of a vagina. It’s also cool that she has no body hair anywhere or cellulite, but man Is she skinny with nice tits!