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Erin Darke

@ErinMayaDarke

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Proudly from Flint, MI. Fantasy football enthusiast. Actor. Devoted Red Wings fan. Does not like olives. Fucking feminist.

New York, NY
Joined August 2009
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
2 years
Just popping back on for a quick moment to remind: you do not have to be here. We can all just leave. I’ve replaced my doom scrolling with Spelling Bee and it is not a bad life.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Also, roads viewed favorably by 91% of Americans despite literally never making a profit, because they are a service not a for-profit business and *maybe* that’s why people like them, you assholes.
@TheEconomist
The Economist
4 years
The USPS is viewed favourably by 91% of Americans despite billions in losses annually
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Cool. Now arrest the cops who murdered her. #BreonnaTayor
@ACLUofKY
ACLU of Kentucky
4 years
BREAKING: #Louisville Metro Council unanimously passed Breonna's Law, which will ban @LMPD from executing no-knock warrants. This is an important step, but it is only the first step. #JusticeForBreonna #NoMoreNoKnocks #BreonnasLaw
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
If for any reason you are not comfortable sending/donating money, here is an Amazon list of things needed in Houston:
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Anyone out here saying that it’s not that bad and we should just risk it clearly isn’t walking by a meat truck functioning as a human morgue on their way to the grocery store.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
When ordering take out in the next couple weeks please please please remember to avoid contact with but still tip the shit out of those delivery people!! #COVID ー19 #nycshutdown
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
So many racist white people in the Midwest trying to figure out what they are supposed to do with Adobo seasoning right now.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
If you don’t think the post office is important I encourage you to look up how much more it costs to ship anything with a private company. Also, imagine you’re one of the 600,000 people that work there or...WTF are we even debating this?!? Save the POST OFFICE you dicks.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
@ThomasAwful Rachel Weisz
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
Just remembering when #GoodGirlsRevolt was cancelled by this man, because he "didn't believe in it". We need more female execs. Now.
@LaurenGoode
Lauren Goode
7 years
Amazon has suspended video boss Roy Price via @Recode
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
I will never not be sad that we didn’t get to do another season of this show.
@thepooluk
thepooluk
6 years
Why is Amazon’s Good Girls Revolt so underrated? @marisajbate on the 1960s drama that deals with solidarity, sisterhood and radicalism
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
#SaveGoodGirlsRevolt 'Good Girls Revolt' star on series's cancellation: ‘More than ever, we need stories like this’
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
I miss watching disaster movies and thinking that the unreasonable-government-official-who-won’t-listen-to-science characters were unrealistic.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
I feel like now is another good time to remind the rest of the world that the majority of Americans did not vote for him. Many of us are deeply ashamed of him and horrified by his behavior. Try not to hate us all.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
On the scale of recent cult shit, I honestly probably would have ended up in NXIVM before LulaRoe, because man do I hate those leggings.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Just deleted my @Uber_NYC app. @lyft_NYC it is!
@thehill
The Hill
8 years
JUST IN: Lyft will donate $1 million to ACLU after Trump immigration ban:
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
I’m so sad that I don’t get to spend another winter with these people and that we don’t get to explore this story more. I’m also sad that my experiences in this industry the last few years leave me with a feeling that women’s stories are often given less of a chance to succeed.
@vulture
Vulture
6 years
AMC has canceled its critically-hailed comedic drama #Dietland after one season
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
When I was 6 my friend broke her arm on Halloween and had to stay home. I trick or treated and gave her 1/2 my candy. Socialism is okay.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
Donald Trump Jr.
7 years
I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
I do not care for these nuggets, but I want other people’s dreams to come true, so here:
@Wendys
Wendy’s
5 years
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Had the pleasure of joining the always wonderful ladies at @lovetoseeitpod to dish on this mad bonkers week on #BachelorInParadise
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
At one point God wipes out everyone on Earth except one family who built a incest zoo boat.
@FRCdc
Family Research Council
3 years
The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-life.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Yes. Let's stop using the term "pro-life" as they also seem to not give a shit what kind of life that child has once it's outside the womb.
@zoeinthecities
zoe kazan
8 years
So-called Pro-Lifers are actually just Anti-Choice. They want to control/suppress the bodies & rights of women, & use the fetus to that end.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
I know, as an Internet, we can’t agree on a lot, but we can all agree that there is no possible way that this is chocolate milk, right?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Taking a social media hiatus for my fragile brain. BUT some things are just too important not to share. Like the knowledge that there is a memorial statue at Westminster Abbey that appears to have…nipple pasties???
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
I'm cool with being a liberal snowflake. Know what happens when a bunch of snowflakes get together? Blizzards. Blizzards can fuck shit up.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
To the asshole dude who just touched my ass in Duane Reade then denied it and refused to apologize: I hope you get bed bugs and no matter how many times you exterminate or move, they never go away.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Quarantine: 1. So desperate to feel productive I put “shower” on my to-do list. 2. Still don’t shower. 3. Feel guilt and shame over my inability to cross something as simple as “shower” off my to-do list. 4. Repeat.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
Just a note about Cynthia “being” a corporation. I am incorporated. Most actors incorporate, because we have to pay a % to agents/managers. This is not for a loophole, but simply to not get double taxed on those funds. #TeamCynthia #NYGovDebate
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
It is difficult to see someone you know is a douchebag being publicly celebrated as though they are not one.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
I truly, to the depths of my soul, do not understand lifting mask mandates. It’s a tiny piece of cloth that people can wear to literally save lives and it effects the economy 0%.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
How much stress eating is an appropriate amount of stress eating today? Asking for a everyone.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Ha! Hunter just got this in his email...so, what up @amazon ? #SaveGoodGirlsRevolt
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
Sarah today: "You can take full confidence in the words of the President" President in April: "I don't stand by anything"
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
If you are hesitant about getting the vaccine consider this: after my second dose I had a solid 10 days of the best boobs of my life. Should a week of amazing boobs be why you get vaxxed? No. But apparently you’ve heard all the better reasons and are still hesitant. So...boobs!!
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
Honestly, I’m not ready to tell my story on Twitter. I don’t want to limit it to however many characters and I’m not really in the mood for vitriol from strangers. But, I want you to know that I have a story. #YouKnowMe
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
If you're in or near DC, please take that lunch hour tomorrow and stand up for democracy.
@benwikler
Ben Wikler
7 years
COMEY FIRED: PROTEST AT WHITE HOUSE NOON WEDNESDAY RSVP: Please RT & share on Facebook
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
I *may* have just lost my shit at this male cab driver trying to gaslight me into thinking I said the wrong streets. Not the day dude. Not. The. Day.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
Why is no one answering this question by saying “this question is dumb” and taLking about something more important? #DemDebate
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
I still don’t understand who thinks an army of aggressive armed cops attacking people is going to de-escalate protests against fucking police violence?!?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Thank you to everyone who watched, worked on and fought for this show. So honored to have been a part of it. #keepfightingthatpatriarchy
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
8 years
Efforts to shop #GoodGirlsRevolt fail, creator reveals in heartfelt note
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Thus proving that they do not, in fact, need a gym to work out. #goodprotestguys
@WFLA
WFLA NEWS
4 years
WATCH: Protesters calling for gyms to reopen in Florida are doing squats and push-ups outside the Clearwater courthouse #Florida #COVID19
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
I also called the office of Jason Chaffetz (head of the committee). His # is 801-851-2500. Don't be afraid to make your voice heard.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
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Tr*mp is literally only 3 years younger than Biden. We have ourselves 2 crypt keepers, but one of them is also a psycho wanna-be authoritarian. This shouldn’t be a hard choice.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Can we actually cancel the term cancel culture and literally never speak of it again? Please?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
I literally cannot imagine having half the confidence of a mediocre rich older white man who looks at this primary field and thinks “They need one more. Me. I am the solution.”
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
I get tested every week to make sure I’m safe to act near people, why the F is a Senator being tested before a debate optional?!?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
CDC says fully vaccinated people never need to wear masks. They are also never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
It's official: First season of @GoodGirlsRevolt will be released Oct 28th! Very excited! #TCA16
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
When I was single I would say to men "we can make out, but I'm not having sex with you". Making out would then quickly turn into them pressuring me for sex. Me: Dude, remember I said I wasn't going to sleep with you? Them (every time): I didn't think you meant it.
@emmaladyrose
Emma Gray
7 years
"The notion of affirmative consent did not fall from space in October 2017 to confound well-meaning but bumbling men; it was built, loudly and painstakingly and in public, at great personal cost to its proponents, over decades." -Lindy West
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Look I’m sure Emma Stone is fantastic and the film is probably fun, but one origin story I am simply not interested in is the woman whose raison d’etre is to murder 100 puppies for a coat. I do not need to know why coats are so important or what puppies did to her in her past.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Anyone else looking for Bernie Sanders sitting somewhere in every photo anyone posts right now?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Wait, is the USPS crop top sold out?!? I cannot find it on the website. Honestly, if we save the post office via crop tops I think there may yet be hope for America...
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
You know shit is bad when I’m reading a book about a serial killer to get away from the news....
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Just some #GoodGirls working hard on a Friday night. #goodgirlsrevolt #amazon #dreamjob
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Erin Darke
4 years
Listening to this on loop for the next month to fall asleep.
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
4 years
We did it, @JoeBiden .
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
To anyone out there who is sober and managing to stay sober right now through all this, I just want to say I see you and you’re doing great.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Ooh, very fun and totally useful game. Now figure out what happens to the US economy if you exclude California and let me know what you note.
@joelpollak
Joel Pollak
4 years
Biden won the popular vote -- unless you exclude California. You shouldn't, but worth noting. California provided the popular vote margin for Biden.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
There was a woman IN the grocery store in NYC mask off snacking on something and I just don’t understand WTF is wrong with people?!? 20K+ NYers are dead. Put your mask back on and wait until your outside to eat your damn grapes!
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Fuck pollsters forever. States that my brain KNEW were going to the red devil now feel like losses because everyone pretended like polls were fixed and real now.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
#Dietland season finale tonight on AMC at 9/8c!! I can’t believe it’s already the end of the season. I am so proud and grateful to be a part of this show and crossing all my fingers that we get to make more!!
@TheAVClub
The A.V. Club
6 years
Plum's revolution will be televised in the #Dietland season finale
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Frequently I think about the people who must exist that went to watch one of these and accidentally watched the other.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Man, I knew it was going to be bad when he was elected, but I didn’t think it would be chatting with my Derm about mask break-outs, buying stamps to save the post office & talking with fam about death counts on Zoom bad. Sometimes it’s terrible when people exceed expectations.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
Stay inside guys! I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s a new thing called MURDER WASPS! Stay inside to avoid MURDER WASPS!!! *whispers* also, the whole pandemic thing, but I get that you’re bored of that now, so do it for the wasps if you must.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
In 'Father of the Bride 2' he lists the 3rd trimester pregnancy weights of his wife and daughter as "128 and 132 lbs respectively"....and I am going to go bang my head against a wall now.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
Oh man, I just cried my way through the entirety of ‘Won’t You be My Neighbor’. It’s crazy that kindness and acceptance and love feel so radical now.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
Having been an escort at this clinic and personally been stepped on, shoved and verbally threatened by these protesters, I’d like to call this ruling bullshit.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
I feel like you should get an EXTRA medal if you run fast while high. I can barely find the energy to make the snack I immediately want.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Should I be not recognizing him in this photo?
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
Leonardo DiCaprio unrecognizable in first photos of new Scorsese film
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Erin Darke
4 years
Maybe check the maternal mortality rates in your own state for black women before you say pregnancy is not life threatening. Also, go f yourself.
@SenTedCruz
Senator Ted Cruz
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Pregnancy is not a life-threatening illness, and the abortion pill does not cure or prevent any disease. Make no mistake, Mifeprex is a dangerous pill. That’s why 20 of my Republican colleagues and I are urging @US_FDA to classify it as such.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
This is the villain origin story I want.
@caseyfeigh
Casey Feigh
3 years
My niece turned 3 today!! She asked for a Lion King cake but specifically the moment where Mufasa dies, because “everyone will be too sad to eat the cake and it will be all for me.”
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Erin Darke
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I wish there was a thing I could subscribe to that would block ads for all of the things I auditioned for, but did not get.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
7 years
When your #GoodGirlsRevolt boys come out to support your fundraiser for KY repro freedom :) #KentuckyFreeChoice #GoodBoysCareToo
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Erin Darke
4 years
Anyone else ever notice how if something comes in “unisex” sizes that usually just means men’s sizes, but they assume a woman could also squeeze into it?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
If I had $1 for every tweet I’ve seen tonight asking me to raise my hand or retweet if I paid more in taxes than our prez, I’d have more dollars than he paid in taxes.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
2020 just laughing in the fucking face of everyone who said 2012 was going to be the apocalypse. I hate now. #RIPRBG
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Erin Darke
4 years
I truly picked the wrong year to quit smoking.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
I feel like I’m going to get a lot of use out of this shirt in the next 2 weeks...
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Am having one of those days where I really want to express some opinions on this website, but am very aware that it is probably best to keep my mouth shut.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
I’m frankly still just amazed at the number of Dothraki that apparently survived that scene from 2 weeks ago where they clearly all died. #GOT
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
TFW you just learned that the actual lyrics of Céline Dion’s It’s All Coming Back to Me Now are: “There were nights of endless pleasure, it was more THAN ANY LAWS ALLOW”!!! the hell were they doing?!?!?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
"Do not let this defeat you - let it enrage you" via @broadly
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
It's official: I'm joining @womensmarch with @NARAL on 1/21/17. Sign up to join:
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
Every time I finish eating a profound sadness washes over me and the only way I can even remotely combat it is to think about the next time I will get to eat. Is this normal?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
The planet is melting, but sure let’s have a question about friendship in the effing presidential debate 🤦‍♀️
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Retweet with a photo that proves you were a fashion icon in your youth.
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@NelStamp
Nelini Stamp 🐺🐜
3 years
Retweet with a photo that proves you were a fashion icon in your youth.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
Honestly, this sucks. I learned he was a sexual predator over a decade ago when he repeatedly groped a friend working at a festival. He consistently took advantage of people in positions of less power & this shit makes it hard to believe anything in the industry will ever change.
@IndieWire
IndieWire
3 years
Kevin Spacey Cast in First Film Role Since Sexual Assault Allegations
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Erin Darke
4 years
Republicans on Sun: Feel bad for us, reach out and tell someone on the right you hear them. Republicans on Tuesday: Jk jk jk, we just gonna try a little coup. But like, still give us your empathy.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Beyonce says vote, so you have to, right? Listen to the queen.
@RaquelWillis_
Raquel Willis (she/her)
8 years
If you need motivation to vote, here's Beyoncé giving an impromptu word about #Election2016 .
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
5 years
Culturally it’s a very inconvenient time to have a perfectly ordinary cold.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
I don’t know who else needs to hear this, but dear self: stop buying things that seem to good to be true off Instagram adds. There is no such thing as delicious carb free cookies or $20 dresses that look like they did in the photos.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
3 years
But like, did you get all of your childhood vaccinations and have been living “your” life a fully vaccinated human this whole time just fucking fine? That’s what I thought.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
Taking a break from Twitter for a few days to enjoy family...and try to pretend that everything isn't awful. Merry Christmas everyone!!!
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
3 days until these #GoodGirlsRevolt invade your TVs and computers! So excited to see it!! @GoodGirlsRevolt @TheRealAnnaCamp @GenevieveAngel
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
This is your friendly reminder that, even before he was credibly accused of sexual assault/misconduct by multiple women, Kavanaugh was already a garbage candidate. He had already perjured himself, most of his records were withheld and he doesn’t think the Prez can commit crimes.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
8 years
To all the Republicans who condemned Trump's plan for a Muslim ban on the campaign trail: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU NOW?!?
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
6 years
The worst part of living by yourself is realizing you’re the only one who is going to buy more toilet paper. If you forgot, there is none.
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
This statue really makes me feel empowered as a woman. I like that the artists chose to make her fully nude, while leaving out the existence of a vagina. It’s also cool that she has no body hair anywhere or cellulite, but man Is she skinny with nice tits!
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@ErinMayaDarke
Erin Darke
4 years
If I joined your Instagram live and then left, it’s not personal, I just never meant the join an Instagram live. Ever.
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