@BexBookaholic At least Playboy

@stats_feed It would be better if this asshole freed Durov.

@TheFigen_

@brclothwrites cancer

@almartagarasaas "The Alchemist" - Paulo Coelho. Very wise book.

@stephenRB4 Telegram and X. Only two persons on this planet give society freedom of speech.

@Bianca_Davis2

@stephenRB4 And then a cleaver, a cutting board and the main ingredient for an exotic dish.

What would the prince do if he met Cinderella in the 90s? He would sing: Sex bomb, sex bomb, you are my sex bomb! You can give it to me when I need to come along! #90sNostalgia #Cinderella #joke #SexBomb #FairyTaleHumor #90sMusic #writer #FunnyTweet #ThrowbackVibes #Parody #love

Juliet died, Ophelia drowned, Desdemona strangled. But Shakespeare did not understand why women were afraid to meet him. #Shakespeare #DarkHumor #LiteraryHumor #ClassicLit #WritersOfTwitter #TwistedHistory #TragicLove #Satire #BookJokes #MacabreHumor #DeadlyRomance #DarkComedy

Why did the dwarves never complain about Snow White? Because she knew about their search for gold and could "leak" the tax authorities! #SnowWhite #FairyTaleHumor #DarkHumor #TwistedFairyTales #ClassicHumor #FunnyStory #Jokes #joke #FairyTaleLogic #SevenDwarfs #BookJokes #Parody

@klhicks912 Who would read a book without jokes?

@elonmusk Elon, what's going on with the Coca-Cola purchase?

@KT_Carlisle If it's a book I spent a whole day on and the contents were too cheap, I would, if not do it, then definitely think about it. Although, if some of the books I read weren't in electronic form, I would definitely throw them away. For example, "The dinner".

@Kacey_hollow Definitely!

Question: Why do writers hate deadlines? Answer: Because it's the only thing that makes them work faster than their characters die. #writer #joke #WritingCommunity #writers #writing #WritingLife #WriterHumor #IndieAuthor #indiewriter

Question: What is the name of a writer who does not drink? Answer: A fictional character. #writer #joke #WritingCommunity #writers #writing #WritingLife #WriterHumor #IndieAuthor #indiewriter #Reading #WritingHacks #drink #drinking

Question: How do you know if your character is too flat? Answer: When readers start to feel sorry for them more than you. #writer #joke #WritingCommunity #writers #writing #WritingLife #WriterHumor #IndieAuthor #indiewriter #Reading #WritingHacks

@struutinsky I can't kill, shoot, blow up, scam or rob in real life. So writing is probably a way to satisfy my wildest desires.

@TRHLofficial Yes, because I have no idea what kind of monster hides under makeup of right picture.