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Professional witch. Born to yap, forced to fap. 18+ acct @ericerotic_

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bank account: $1400 me at the crystal shop: bring me the infinity stones
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this is what being born to break generational curses looks like
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WOW!! 😲.....Harry is definitely a REAL one! I actually cant believe he said it 👏🏾❤️
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the way mckay literally left town after this
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tryna stop my inner child from getting their revenge like
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Robert pattinson, a taurus, said that his favourite scent is “when you’re in love with someone, and the smell is incredible” because it “brings out an animal side of being human.” A fucking taurus said this BUT astrology isn’t real..
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the two of cups
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the moon is in aries
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this october has friday the 13th, a solar eclipse, a full blood moon luna eclipse, halloween & pluto goes direct.. bitch they weren’t lying when they said it must be the szn of the witch
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this dog is a scorpio
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four planets are in capricorn
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fire signs
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marilyn monroe playing dumb when she’s incredibly smart is peak air sign culture
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we’re literally in between eclipses, you’re not crazy
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scorpios stepping into their szn
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it’s scorpio szn bby
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me: so i met this new guy my tarot cards:
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the sun is in scorpio & the moon is in cancer.
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reminder as venus finally goes direct
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boys be like fuck astrology then simp for the same ex every retrograde
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fire sign energy
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if you’re struggling to sleep it’s bc five planets are in air signs
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when he’s toxic but the tarot lady says he’s your twin flame
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my tarot cards when i’m about to ask about the same person again
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the moon is in sagittarius
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2/2/22 this 2/2/22 that, how about u send $2222 to my bank account
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I need a boyfriend to explain the stock market to me while I explain astrology to him
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worshiping boyfriend and goddess girlfriend
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get this for ur virgo friends
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when the guides are really tryna get their point across
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it’s capricorn szn bby
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happy pisces szn bitches
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the moon transiting from pisces to aries
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reminder that hozier is a pisces
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nobody: pisces/libra:
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the moon is in pisces
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Jesus was born a capricorn but then came back an aries.. sis upgraded
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coming out of mercury rx like
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if astrology isn’t real then why we all feeling so rough rn???
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the moon is in cancer
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olivia rodrigo calling someone a sociopath for not liking her is peak pisces culture
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signs they’re a witch: stands out in a room guesses your star sign astrology obsessed tells you to look at the moon magnetising a feeling of familiarity has overcome a lot of shit is a human lie detector everyone’s always staring animals love them smart about weird facts
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ur in her dm’s, i’m in all her tarot readings.. we are not the same
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virgo’s rise up
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full moon in cancer on new year’s eve even the moon is telling us to stay the fuck home
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sun & moon in libra
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the moon is in pisces
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if astrology isn’t real then why was ms piggy a taurus
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the moon is now in cancer incase you were wondering why you were feeling all needy like baby all of a sudden
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the moon is in scorpio
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princess diana being a cancer AND the ultimate mother is proof astrology exists
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venus in taurus
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me about to do something even tho my tarot cards warned me otherwise
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the moon is in pisces
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megan fox and mgk are both taurus so like maybe they are weed
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ppl find out they have one scorpio placement and start walking around like they’re megan fox in jennifer’s body
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the moon is in capricorn
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if astrology isn’t real then why is the full moon disrupting your sleep like that
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moon in pisces vibes
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the moon is in gemini and the sun is in libra incase you were wondering why you were overthinking revenge to everyone who’s wronged you
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there’s two types of virgos
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the moon is in scorpio
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the moon is in taurus
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if astrology isn’t real then why is pisces season giving you whacky dreams that seem like motion pictures
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when you have scorpio placements
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if astrology isn’t real then why was deedee a libra?
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if astrology isn’t real then why is casper a cancer
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the moon is in libra
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it’s aries szn and will smith just punched chris rock for disrespecting his wife you can’t write this shit
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the moon is in scorpio
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the moon is in capricorn your soul mate is money
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SIX planets in retrograde
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the moon is in libra
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libra having to hand her pink moon over to scorpio
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me when someone who doesn’t believe in astrology does something that’s on brand w their sign
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the moon is in gemini
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if you picked the petals off flowers growing up saying “he loves me, he loves me not” then you now read tarot
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the moon is in aquarius
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the moon is in scorpio
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happy sagittarius szn
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when it’s a full moon in virgo
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moon in libra vibes
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aries girlfriend and extremely patient boyfriend
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the sun is in libra & the moon is in taurus.
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if astrology isn’t real then why are all virgo men like that
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posting the most sagittarian image in honour of sagittarius szn
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taurus placements be like
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nobody: sagittarians:
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full moon in pisces
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scorpio’s getting ready for their szn
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new moon in capricorn
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mercury has entered aquarius
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gemini, scorpio and aries are only top hated because they bring the flavour
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ladies do not have sex with someone when you’re on your period unless you’re looking to create some kind of obsession
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the moon is in aries
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four planets are in scorpio.
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the two of cups
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the moon transiting from pisces to aries
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if you wanna get into astrology make sure you have a sense of humour first because the universe got jokes
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the moon is in cancer
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tarot readers be like “your person” bby all i have is me and my cat
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