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I’ll be over at the butterfly site until, oh, 2029 or so. Find me there. This place is toast. Also, if you stay here, you’re an asshole. Just sayin’.

Manhattan, NY
Joined August 2010
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@EpicureanDeal
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@EpicureanDeal
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We’re anticipating your next life chapter, @elonmusk.
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@EpicureanDeal
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2 days
Hey, @JDVance, you and all the other “Christians in Name Only” (#CINOs) aren’t fit to lick the soles of this woman’s shoes (or indeed Jesus’s sandals). Listen and learn something for a change.
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@EpicureanDeal
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3 days
Congratulations, President @elonmusk! First unelected, formerly illegal immigrant to sit in the Oval Office. Tell that orange fatty @realDonaldTrump to clear out his desk.
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@EpicureanDeal
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3 days
I wonder if @JDVance’s Indian-American wife and Indian-American kids will make him sleep on a bench now that he’s come out in support of @elonmusk’s DOGE troll who posted “Normalize Indian hate.” 🤔
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@EpicureanDeal
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4 days
What is that worth, $14.99? 🤣🤣🤣
@EMCII_TOKEN
Albert Einstein
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We will award 100,000,000 $EMCII to the person who discovers the true nature of dark matter.
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@EpicureanDeal
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4 days
Hahahaha. Rot in hell, fucker.
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@EpicureanDeal
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4 days
What a nice new picture of you, @elonmusk. The mustache really suits you!
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@EpicureanDeal
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4 days
Lookin’ good, ⁦@marko_elez⁩! What a fine human being you turned out to be. Are your parents proud? Chucklefuck.
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@EpicureanDeal
TED
7 days
Fuck you Chuck. Drop dead.
@ChuckGrassley
Chuck Grassley
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Biden inflation increase the input cost to farming by 20% incl particularly high prices on fertilizer. So I plead w President Trump to exempt potash from the tariff because family farmers get most of our potash from Canada
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@EpicureanDeal
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8 days
Hi, @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk. Enjoy a post from the normie, non-Nazi, non-dickhead social media network:
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@EpicureanDeal
TED
8 days
I really don’t understand why anyone with a brain stays on this website and tries to reason with the Nazis, trolls, and alt-right trash that @elonmusk boosts. Don’t you realize that 1) they don’t see you, because Musk’s algorithm shadow bans you, and 2) they wouldn’t care anyway?
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@EpicureanDeal
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9 days
Look how @elonmusk and his high school intern tech “geniuses” are “disrupting” the government. What a bunch of half-assed idiots.
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@EpicureanDeal
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9 days
You may be rich, @DrPatSoonShiong, but you are a massive loser. We see you.
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@EpicureanDeal
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24 days
Hahahahahaha. This entire @elonmusk gamer-fraud humiliation nexus is blowing up on BlueSky.
@quinrex
Quin
1 month
is @ElonMusk lying about being good at video games?
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@EpicureanDeal
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1 month
Seriously, @elonmusk, no one gives a fuck what you think about this. Stop doing drugs and get a life, you putz.
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@EpicureanDeal
TED
1 month
You and your Nazi stans chased away all the people who used to do that, you idiot. You break Twitter, you own it.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 month
Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform
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@EpicureanDeal
TED
1 month
Good morning, @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump. Enjoy this free article. Elon Musk, enemy of ‘open borders,’ launched his career working illegally
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@EpicureanDeal
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2 months
Oh, @elonmusk, you absolute bellend. Elon Musk is one of only TWO paid subscribers to a racist pro-Apartheid South African X account via @mediaite
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@EpicureanDeal
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2 months
Good morning, @elonmusk. Has the ketamine hit yet?
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@EpicureanDeal
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2 months
My gift to you, President @elonmusk and busboy @realDonaldTrump. Enjoy!
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