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Eobard Thawne
@EobardThawne01
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I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, but I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.
Swindon, England
Joined April 2017
@JUSTcatmeme Fuck. I was scrolling and for a second thought this was a clip of that mutant dinosaur from the new Jurassic Park trailer.
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@BNODesk She looks like an affirmative action hire. Probably caused the crash with her greasy chicken fingers and all the shucking and jiving those “people” do. Probably barged into the cabin and spilled some watermelon juice on the flight controls.
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@AesPolitics1 Maybe she shouldn’t have scumbag parents the illegally entered the country. Either we her and her parents can fuck off back to whence they came.
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@RKneegrow Doesn’t matter if they get deported or shot. The end result is the same. The latter just makes for funnier videos.
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@TheQuartering Why. I’m not and still broadcast. No one is going to do shit. Given I only use it to harass employees at Menards, Harbor Freight, Target, and Walmart.
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@VHS_Archive That’s why I buy the knockoff bands on Amazon and aliexpress. I’m not paying apple $100-500 for cancer. I can get the same thing for $5-50 elsewhere.
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