RT @Space_Bunzzz: Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of…

"What is it." "Exactly." "That you do." "Here."

// But what am I saying. It's now Sunday night, Monday morning, the best of all possible newspaper sizes, we are going to be fast as lightning tonight.

@DrunkSuperman3 @ChazzStark // Awesome.

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"Computer. Snaxophone."

"Reginald, I'm not saying this as a Counselor. I'm saying this as a video game journalist."

Ferengkanye has opinions about female clothing.

Please don't kill Lt. Commander Chrometab.

"You actually subscribed to a magazine called <checks notes> TIME?"

She went planetside, ate grass, and it's about to be everybody's problem.

"Save the Chair Leaner, save the worlds."

'You went back in time to save Earth by stealing <checks notes> Kanye's Hennessy?"