Remember that time Alex Brightman got the idea to kill Alex Brightman to save Alex Brightman but when he tried to kill Alex Brightman, Alex Brightman shot Alex Brightman so he went to heaven but then Alex Brightman died but didn’t go to heaven? That was crazy
Ppl forget that Val is not the worst V, we just saw him more. Which says A LOT about the other V’s. Vox is my fav character too but he’s not just a baby girl with a fat man crush. He’s a PSYCHO. He’s NUTS and intelligent and scary. He’s a villain and he’s horrible
Hey legit, this has to be super hurtful. If Valentino is your comfort character or whatever, pls keep it in the fandom. This is not only creepy but harmful to associate his characteristics w the actor. No one asks amir if he’s a fuckin cannibal
I have a fear that when I get to actually go to a con and meet the hazbin crew that
@AmirTalai
and
@MisterJoelPerez
will know my Twitter and be like “shit it’s the skibidi toilet Amirsus guy” and then they’ll cast me out of the con like a medieval mob
Bc they’re almost at 27.5k and I cant donate a whole lot, I still want to spread the word I’m gonna add a separate list. This is the shit I googled bc of Mr Amir
Mr
@AmirTalai
ik u already know this but make sure u drink enough water today and you get as much rest as possible You’re doing a great job and I hope you have a good day even tho it’s spooky rn
Thanks for everything u do
@f1dg3t_dev
@Fr0ggerz_
lol if anyone thinks I'm at all unhappy for being called gay they're mistaken. It's like being called "from New York" or "of Latino descent". They're both wrong, but like, wtf do i care if someone wants to be wrong?
Mr
@AmirTalai
this is for rlly important research ok but like what Powerpuff girl would each of Blamirika be like obviously ur buttercup but l need to know who’s bubbles and who’s blossom pls I need to know for important things later
I work in a school now and I have to get up rlly early which means I have to SLEEP early which means I’m missing prime
@AmirTalai
zoomie times which I think is a fucking crime and I’m sad abt it
So I gotta question. Every time Mr
@AmirTalai
is asked what his favorite thing to sing is he says the part where he goes aaah in the FINALE but he I don’t think he ever does that in the finale. He sings that in “ready for this.” Like ion wanna be nitpicky but why😭
@AmirTalai
@cborleupdates
I think it’s hilarious that the embodiment of modern media’s VA isn’t on social media but the VA of the guy who hates modern technology is the one in the depths of Twitter creating cults and chaos
@AmirTalai
Amir if u use portrait mode it could effect the editing u can do later in photoshop or whatever and make it look funky😭
(It’s for old ppl) OMG WHO TF SAID THAT??
@AmirTalai
Everytime you say AMA I think u mean AITA for a second for some reason. So I imagine u posting like “Amirica, AITA because I (M 50) hit Erika (F, 30) in the face with a plastic burrito at full power?
In light of recent events, I must make a post in honor of our dear leader and father Amir Talai. I will be lighting a cinnamon roll candle in your honor (don’t look at the candle name) You will be missed dear cuncle
(Hes not dead I just miss him)
🧵Listen Ik Amir didn’t get nominated for an Emmy but can we just talk abt this for a second? Like THIS. Amir asked on a random post a couple weeks ago if we could help spread the word. And knowing how much Amir has rallied for US, y’all fuckin got to work
Me when I walk into a restroom and see a baby changing table and I smash it with a hammer bc I would rather the money to build that changing table be used to fund ANOTHER illegal war
Ren DM’d me and just wanted to let u know dad
@AmirTalai
she got banned for 12 hrs for replying to ur post w K. Y. S. in the tweet (Im trying to hard not to get banned💀) and on her behalf im suing you
@AmirTalai
@radiostaticism
It definitely depends on the actor/creator. A lot of them will maybe be nice at a convention bc they have to, but will go on a podcast later and make fun of them. I’ve seen a couple actors call out specific photos or videos of fans and make fun of them personally
@AmirTalai
Amir I changed my major to theater! That doesn’t really have anything to do w hazbin but it’s super scary and I wanted to know what u thought / if u had any advice for future actors?
The fandom randomly one day: it’s been three years since we’ve lost our dear fav actor
@MisterJoelPerez
😔💔
Joel: QUIT TELLIN EVERYONE IM DEAD
The fandom: SOMETIMES I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE😭😭/ref
Hot take but I HATE Sallie May, she’s so over rated and I just thi- *drops folders and thousands of pictures of Sallie May fan art come flying out* oh shit this isn’t what it looks like *frantically trying to pick them up as they blow away* istg these aren’t mine
I'm sorry but I reaaaaalllly don't trust anyone who dislikes this woman. All she did was exist as a badass cowgirl, looked sexy in merch, and people hated her for it??
Twitter: uhm, Mr. President? *whispers in my ear*
...Huh?? What do YOU MEAN IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S TRANS???
Recap of the live for those who missed it
-Pookie, Pookie, Pookie😐
-Don’t make me show you my feet again🔫
-“I’m from Germany and the work you’re doing is great!” “VOXS LEFT ASS CHEAK”
-Onion…hasi? Yo? I’m not sayin that💅🏼
-I HEAD CANNON ALASTOR DOESNT POOP🗣️
After some treatments, negative test results, and an insane vet bill, they said bean’s gonna be okay! I most credit
@AmirTalai
for liking my post and using his Amirsus powers that she made it