@MeghansMole She needs a director. The sort of director who will stop the camera rolling, put up their hand, and say "too much, darling. Too much. Dial it down. You're not being believable."

@sally_hines Ah Sally, still so young in body & brain you've yet to experience perimenopause? Spontaneous flooding is a thing. I've had to wipe the walls before I've left a stall b4 now due to flying ketchup. Wouldn't have appreciated seeing a man standing there when I came out to clean up.

@salltweets You're HERE?? Wonderful! I'm sorry it's so pigging cold for you. xxxxx

@TheFamousArtBR They only come out with playground sh*t like that because they know damned well that you could look like the back of a bus, but you're still, and always will be what they'll never be, no matter how they butcher their bodies and doctor their papers - and that's female.

@AndyHerren Oh goody. Can I be "VERY clear" too? If you say something is "not up for debate", you may as well say: "I have taken a position that I'm intellectually incapable of defending." "No debate" = can't debate.

@MeghansMole Growing up, I was advised against PDAs because "you never know what others are going through. They may be heartbroken over a breakup or bereavement. Save the pawing for when you're in private. Makes it more special too." But then I've never had a "so in love" brand to maintain...

A man who adopts feminine attire is no more a 'real' woman than a Goth is a 'real' vampire. Both are simply responding to a 'look' they want to 'look' like. Neither are actually what they seek to resemble. Not sure why this is so difficult for so many people. #LetWomenSpeak.

@NadiaWhittomeMP All you accomplished was to prove Posie's point to a wider audience. Why are you so afraid to #letwomenspeak? If you can't convincingly counter what they may have to say, then that's a YOU problem.

I notice @WeAreInvictus is hiding replies to its posts if they are in any way critical of the Harry and Meghan Dog and Pony show. NO, @WeAreInvictus. You need to read them.

@WeAreInvictus I really hope you don't. The ceremony at Dusseldorf featured Meghan Markle 'marching' ahead of honourable veterans wearing a romper suit that barely covered her butt...

RT @WingsScotland: When you're a man, but your employer lets you hang around in the women's changing rooms.

@dshensmith You didn't do it - and David Lammy didn't suffer it.

@HazelAppleyard_ Nothing wrong with your reach. I see your posts all the time. Mine on the other hand.............

@mara_yamauchi Pity this comes too late to save the dreams of the female boxers who'd trained years for the Olympics, only to find themselves in the ring with Khelif.

'Ponderable' indeed.

@BBCScotlandNews "Afraid" - of what? A woman saying "No"..........?

The whole thing makes me question why Dr Upskirter chose medicine in the first place. All that lovely access to women's bodies who might hate it but can't protest because "it's ok, I'm a doctor". However you take a scalpel to it, this person's fitness to practise is questionable.

@Fibutton Yes, it was far too tasteful. She had to make it look like it came from Elizabeth Duke at Argos as soon as she could. The excuse of her finger changing shape due to pregnancy was the perfect moment to bling it up (and make it look more like the one she FedExed back to Trevor...).

@SamanthaA22095 @POTUS Such a person may not wish to be called a man, however, they are not a woman either, and this is about fairness in women's sports. Perhaps it's time to set up some trans sports leagues? Just as women had to set up their own leagues. Piggy-backing is unsporting, and it's over.

@POTUS Thank you!