@ask_aubry
Once my employee injured themselves and was bleeding and I told them to just hold the blood in and also not experience the pain til after their shift was finished. Am I the asshole? (/Sarcasm) (and yes I know a period isn't an injury but it's equally not possible to "hold it in")
@ask_aubry
ah yes, women definitely describe their own and daughter's breasts as "large firm pointed" and talk in detail about how these breasts 'bulge' against each other. Sounds 100% realistic... 👀🙄
@SoVeryBritish
what on earth. I live in Norfolk and we're not really in 'the north' and Cambridge definitely isn't! I would make the divide at least one county higher
@ask_aubry
I was going to reply with a parody of this where I claim be to be definitely a man talking about my and my son's penises with language a man would never use but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Because, just like the breast one, it would be kinda creepy af...
Ok, I made my own version of the get to know me thing so I could come up with spanko questions. It's late. Sorry if there are typos or bad formatting or whatever
All these hands gave a spanking to someone this weekend. Mine's the bottom one with the sleeve showing - I mostly spanked left handed due to my still-recovering right wrist which I broke a few months ago
OK serious question... Has anyone ever actually seen eggnog in real life or is it just a thing the movies think people drink at Christmas? I'm not even sure I know what it is...
I call this my "switch dress" as I feel it can have kind of student/middle but also teacher vibes. I have worn it for both roles at different times in school vibe scenes
What do we want?
Spanko bottoms: SPANKINGS!
When do we want them?
Spanko bottoms: Literally all the time except when we're actually about to get spanked, at which point, never! 🥳
If you have read my stories, followed me, or spoken to me much, you might know that hairbrushes are my 'favourite' implement (quote marks because it can be love/hate). This is my ebony brush. Why are hairbrushes so excellent and also evil?
The storm may have delayed me being able to travel today as originally planned, but I'm packed and ready to travel tomorrow to see some lovely spanky friends
Things that can freeze my little spanko brain but are innocuous every day objects to most people:
* wooden hair brushes. Or bath brushes.
* wooden chairs
* big wooden desks
* empty corners in rooms
* A4 lined paper with a pen
* wooden spoons or spatulas
* birch trees
Me, when not being spanked: Why is no one spanking me? 🥺My life is a tragedy of unspanked woe
Me, when being spanked: What an injustice! How could someone do this to me? 😭
@ask_aubry
I always wonder how these men would feel if they themselves were raped by a man.
Of course I'm sure they'd see it as "different" somehow though it's impossible to see it as different unless they think they're more human than female victims...
I have a job interview this afternoon. Trying to balance not getting my hopes up too much against trying to feel good and confident about the interview as I think I am a good fit for this job 🤞. For anyone curious, I do finance related admin work and this'd be a step up.
Me: (attempting to hold a normal conversation)
Me brain in the background: spanking spanking spanking talk about spanking spanking spanky spanky spank 👀
@ConfessToAubry
As well as what others are probably saying about size not mattering, remember penetrative sex is not the only form of physical or even sexual intimacy. Many people do not want penetrative sex as part of sex, and some people are sex averse but still want physical intimacy!
Because for some reason this keeps happening.
While it is valid for people to talk about their own experiences if they wish, it's not ok to ask this. Especially to a stranger. Especially in the context of linking it to their
#spanking
fetish. Don't fetishize real abuse.
@ask_aubry
These sorts of rules become so much extra wild when you reply and apply them to anyone who's not heterosexual. As a lesbian, am I disallowed other female friends? Are bi/pan people just not allowed friends at all if they're in a relationship?
@ask_aubry
Anger is an emotion so 🤷♀️. Once, a youngish guy was boasting to me how angry he gets when other drivers are slow. How much road rage he gets. I think he thought it made him seem like a good driver? Anyway I said "I I don't tend to get that emotional about driving myself" and he..
When I was in the US, I stayed in an airbnb at one point which just seemed to have a nice domestic aesthetic and I ended up taking pictures of my hairbrush. Basically, my implement got a photo shoot 😅
Bottoming as a spanko with a discipline fetish can be a confusing headspace sometimes... It's like... I love and adore you for being willing to enforce these rules and/or discipline me but also, literally how dare you I want to do whatever I like with zero consequences 🥰😖
Never am I more sure I've dodged a bullet than when I decline an invitation to meet/play with someone and they respond by insulting me.
If that's how they respond to no, there's no way I ever want to be in a vulnerable or intimate position with them!
@ask_aubry
I'm saying this as a person with a spanking and discipline fetish.
That's a repressed fetishist right there...
Forcing everyone to randomly engage non consensually in what you're into isn't the answer .. 🤦♀️
You're allowed to be unhappy even if someone else has it "worse". You're allowed to struggle even if someone else has it "harder".
There isn't one "worst off" person in the world who is the only person allowed to experience pain, emotions, and struggle
Talking with spankos, many of us worry or have worried about this part of ourself existing.
But it's OK to be who you are. You can't control your thoughts or what you're into. As long as you're engaging consensually you're not harming anyone.
This worked extremely well at preventing
@bebemouse
from putting me in the corner for about 0.2 seconds... Then she wrote my name on a post it, stuck it on the wall, and made me put my nose on it 😭😳😳😳
Got in a 2nd hand/antique store. Unsure how effective the narrow one will be but fun aesthetic. Plan is to remove the glass on the mirror and perhaps replace with a wooden inlay
If you're a
#spanko
, how do you feel about lines? 📝 Love, hate, or something more complicated? Ps. Affirmation lines make me want to eye roll, but I'm also secretly pleased. Also, you are legally obligated to admire my handwriting.
Me, every time I get spanked, no matter how many times it happens: This hurts?! And no one warned me?! How is this so painful?! When did spankings hurt this much?!
Tbh it's super rude that all my spanko friends don't move immediately to live in my neighbourhood.
Should be illegal for my friends to live in different cities/countries. Punishable by spanking. I'm sure that'd be the perfect deterrent for such people 👀
Someone marked all the implements out of order! Even my own paddle!
(The watermark is mine and EmmaThe6000th is my fet name. I couldn't be bothered to create a separate one for twitter 😅)
This was marketed as a pet brush (it was in the home section of a department store). The person at the till asked about my pets and I stared at her blankly and said I didn't have any. I couldn't think why she'd asked. She indicated the brush and I said it was for me 😅😳🤦♀️
I recently got to do a school roleplay. I love dressing up, and really enjoyed feeling cute in the dress, which I wore with grey tights and a check shirt (and pink knickers... 🙈) I don't share full 'butt pics' directly on my twitter, but if you have fet..
So who all here, esp spanko bottom leany types, relates to the v confusing/paradoxal feeling where you're like... I want to get in trouble, but I don't want to be / hate being in trouble 🥺.
spanko fantasy of the day:
a person who has never been spanked finds out their friend is into spanking and teases them about it.
Their friend, Top, decides to teach them a lesson and let them learn how much a spanking can hurt, and that corner time's not a joke...
Me, immediately on being spanked: I'm planning to be good forever now. I can do that.
Couple days later: on reflection I would in fact like never to be good ever again
"sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Ok, but if the right person puts a wooden paddle together with some well-chosen scoldy words, those words might break me 😅🙈
A random thank you to tops who appreciate that we're allowed to have a personality, and engage in silliness and banter, without everything we say/do being perceived as "bratting" just because we also identify (at least some of the time) as a brat
Spanko mood of the day: the bottom asking for a punishment or similar (eg a spanking, lines, corner time, whatever) not because they've done something or been naughty but just need it.
Ps. Posting a spanko mood of the day is apparently my latest trend
Ebony mirror in a second hand / antique shop. £12. Didn't get but may got back for it. Considering removing the mirror and replacing with something, then using as a paddle... It was a nice size and shape
I'm considering writing a post about my experience of spanking parties, different types, some FAQs or common worries etc. If you're a spanko, what are some worries you have/had about spanking parties, or if you don't attend them but think you might want to, what things stop you?
My mood when being spanked: I'm very sorry for real this time! ALL those other times nah but THIS time is the LAST time i will EVER be naughty again i PROMISE 😭 🥺