Emily Zauzmer
@EmilyZauzmer
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Writers’ assistant at @JimmyKimmelLive // comedy in @NewYorker @Reductress @McSweeneys // past: writer at @GMA & @People // @Harvard 2018
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2015
My 100th @Reductress headline!
Couple’s First Vacation Together Mainly Test of Whether He’s Good at Photographing Her:
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This is all a big misunderstanding. Matt Gaetz only agreed to lead the Department of Justice because he thought it was the store for tween girls.
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RT @LAhistory: "Remembering the Oct. 18, 1922 opening night of the Egyptian Theatre, which played host to Douglas Fairbanks' 'Robin Hood' a…
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It's the 102nd anniversary of the first red carpet premiere. And the 2nd anniversary of my @THR article about it!
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RT @mcsweeneys: THE “DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW IT’S A SEQUEL” TITLE: The Shelf at the Store THE “REALLY WANTS YOU TO KNOW IT’S A SEQUEL” TI…
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My new piece for @mcsweeneys is up today! “The Condiments Aisle 2,” coming to a fictional theater near you 🎬
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RT @NewYorker: “Alfred T. Alfred, whose invention of the plastic fastener that affixes tags to clothing upended the tag industry, died on S…
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Thrilled to have a new comedy piece in The @NewYorker today! In print in the September 9 issue.
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RT @mcsweeneys: DEVELOPING Couple Blows Through Jobs, Hobbies, Families in First 7 Minutes TWIST OF DATE Waiter Reappears to Take Orders a…
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Democracy or Else is officially a NYT #1 Best Seller. You really are our Friends of the Pod 🎧 Crooked Media will donate its profits from Democracy or Else to support Vote Save America, its partners, and other organizations who are mobilizing for progressive outcomes in the 2024 election and beyond. #DemocracyorElse #CrookedMedia #NYTBestseller
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.@josh_halloway, @jonfavs, @jonlovett, and @TVietor08 wrote a book, and I was the researcher for it! “Democracy or Else” is funny and smart and motivating, and you just might save America if you read it. Available everywhere June 25!
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RT @NewYorker: From @newyorkerhumor, some additional revelations from Kristi Noem’s book—after she admitted to killing the family dog. http…
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