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St. Nell's Humor Writing Residency: https://t.co/hy5PTtl7Qr

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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
18 days
If it steps like a goose - 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
24 days
@AllOfItWNYC @emilymstochl Would also like to shout out my friend’s vintage place, the Lowry Estate - she ships everywhere!
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
2 months
If you'd like a bit (or a lot!) of your #GivingTuesday to go towards supporting women + nb folks in comedy, St. Nell's is raising money to secure a second location. Read our appeal letter at đź’ť
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
3 months
.@Jayaratnahhh and I self soothed the morning after by doing a little short satire.
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
I have this piece in today’s FLAMING HYDRA and BELIEVE ME this pub is so worth the sub, for reasons far beyond this:
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
@boneysoups I made this dead-easy dal tonight and it was excellent:
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
Scene: I’m telling my daughter about what kids were like in 1989, when I was her age (12) Tug, aghast: “did kids have no concept of remorse for their actions? Had they never heard of a consequence?” 💀💀💀
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
@joshgondelman This is one of my very favorite soapboxes and none of my friends and family ever tire of hearing me talk about it!
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
Luke 12:15 “And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth.”
@KBAndersen
Kurt Andersen
4 months
Reminds me of the “Preach”episode (written by @EmilyFlake) of the little 8-episode satirical sci-fi series @CommandZseries that we (Steven Soderbergh et al) put out last year. And which you can now watch for free.
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
@constans @SwannMarcus89 The hell you say (backs into a hedge, Homer-style)
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
The Substance is essentially a live-action version of Meet the Feebles, do with that information what you wish.
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
RT @mcsweeneys: "We workshopped many ideas by which we might bring about your downfall, Mr. Mayor... But in the end, it was so simple—all w…
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
4 months
Thank you @mcsweeneys!!
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
5 months
@lilyburana @Walmart 🤢🤢🤢
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
5 months
If I’m gonna have to hear about 90’s band problems I would like my 90’s body back pls
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
5 months
Nobody: God: what if I locked bits of myself into billions of disappointing disintegrating skin suits most of whom hate each other's guts
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@EmilyFlake
Emily Flake
5 months
@hodgman “Hereditary” blew the ending in a completely unforgivable fashion, no matter what @davidrees says.
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