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there is no remedy to love but to love more, good night
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ruined my python environment time to buy a new computer
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@TenreiroDaniel
sharks i am asking for 10 million dollars to retire to marin county and write increasingly out of touch leftist manifestos
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@sorkincel
would have been a lot harder if the Tlaxcala didnt fucking hate the Aztecs though
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rapidly finding out why people spend $100 to uber from jfk
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@powerbottomdad1
@thankful_kitt
tryna fall in love with the right one not the first one boss
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@yungdialectic
2021 means no more gross people talking about their weird sex things on my TL.
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"there's a fed in tpot" brother every communication you have ever sent is in a nsa database
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@growing_daniel
market dynamics are catching up... arbitrage opportunities for mid Asian men and mid white women on the horizon... thanks bts....
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"the j train would never let me down" -man who is about to take a massive L
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technology sisters will literally live like this and think its ok
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@jacobherbstman
lot of europeans mad about this, they should try being richer than alabama next time
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@slowdaysfast
my dad went to UVA then to MIT and to this day he swears up and down that MIT kids were spoiled and pampered
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starting the first ever boys group chat with boys only for boy stuff
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im just a simple southern frat boy who listens to clairo and is obsessed with cottagecore aesthetics
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im gonna be real with y'all most of the large """tpot""" people are weird and have awful vibes.
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don't trust a man who can't make friends with the uber driver
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that's so cool! how do AI startups perform against the USS Nimitz Carrier Strike Group?
If you don’t get equity in an AI startup now then your children will be chattel slaves for the global machine god for the rest of eternity
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call SF pd to report crime
be on hold for an hour
every 30 seconds they loop the same shitty message
10 seconds of it is the most eldritch horror machine god ear bleed static """for the hearing impaired""" sound ive ever heard
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@JoePostingg
the smartest conservatives focus on making a shitton of money instead of politics
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if you let your kitties smell new things they'll always hang around while you cook
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@growing_daniel
this lady is not hot she looks like a goblin I will not be psyopped into thinking she's attractive
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@PstafarianPrice
the truth is, no matter how you phrase it, his life is worth more that $4000
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one night stand isn't leaving fast enough, putting on some radiohead
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flying back to sf is like visiting a quaint seaside vacation town. you're "grinding"? in "founder mode"? thats so cool, back east thats called a job
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@MikeIsaac
everyone wanna be a "builder" but ain't nobody wanna make something people wanna buy
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@chiweethegod
would be very funny if the $100,000,000 payment from firing that disabled Icelander is what gets him
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not even communist china can stop the hotdog ladies 😤😤😤
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man ordering doordash: cucked, incel behavior
woman ordering doordash: cute, gatherer-core, she deserves a treat
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teaching the kittens to enjoy wet food again, starting with alaskan weathervane scallops
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"his mannerisms are so interesting" -most down bad girl in modern history
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hope dawns anew, groceries whip
#3
incoming
SF has now totaled three different vehicles of mine in less than a calendar year
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>lightly flirting about clothes with the gay barista for funsies
>his cute cool girl colleague chimes in: "you could really rock a bolo tie!"
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@DerekPutin
furries have had a redemption arc by staying the same while the rest of the internet gets worse
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the hardest part of an autumn soup is not having a beautiful girl to share it with
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after i deduce rizz from first principles it's over for y'all
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@hollowearthterf
man is probably convinced that if they get married and she divorces him she'll take half of """"""his""""""" money as if her entire adult life hasn't been with him
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the last thing
@tszzl
is going to do before they aaron swartz him is release the gtp 4 weights
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untouchably beautiful 30 year old tenure track spinster is a shockingly common career path
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