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Wolverhampton Sunday League. Est. 1984
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Sorry for the delay. Result from Friday's GA Evans Cup Final; Emerald 4-0 Warstones/Otter. First trophy for the club since 1993. Made up for everyone involved, some lads been with us for 10/15/20 years and never won anything. Played well on the night too, well deserved.
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KT Rangers 0-4 Emerald. Nothing in the first half but we were the better side after the break. Apologies to the fans for the disruption caused by the unwanted protestor.
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Emerald 2-0 Village Inn. Finally a game yesterday, hard fought 3 points in a pretty drab affair. A warm Emerald welcome to new signing Kwaku Owusu-Gymiah, the first player of African descent to represent the club (he's the one on the right).
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Emerald 1-1 Sundats [4-3 on pens). Finally secured a win against these after a countless run of defeats. Mad game involving 3 red cards that took spot kicks to decide. We ride into the final at Molineux...
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No game for us yesterday, our opponents from Nuneaton couldn't field a side and in doing so withdrew from the county cup. Little did they know that we also couldn't really field a side so we've bluffed our way into the last 16.
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Emerald 0-2 Hawkins. Scoreline flattered us to be honest, bit of a thumping. Drowned our sorrows with a disgusting evening in town. Happy Birthday Oss.
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Emerald 3-3 DSA. Chaotic game, not helped by the ref's no show. Draw probably a fair result. In other news, the bitter feud between Chawner and weird Elvis bloke from up town is still raging on.
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Otter & Vixen 2-2 Emerald AET (Emerald win 4-2 on pens). Can't buy a win in the league but through to the first Charity final in our history. Great game, took the lead with 2 mins of extra time left and still managed to end up in a shootout. Molineux (hopefully) beckons in May.
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Today's lookalike; Our popular physio come nutritionist Ashley Chawner & problem prisoner from ITV's 2011 documentary 'Strangeways', David Charlton.
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Today's lookalike; Free-scoring defender George Ray & flamboyant TV personality Rylan Clark-Neal.
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Emerald 0-3 Trooper. Got thumped yesterday against a very good side, no shame in that. Great achievement getting to a County Final. Camera man done well to get one of us with the ball. All the best to Trooper in the national final.
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Introducing a new feature to the account (until we run out of material); Emerald Doppelgangers. The first offering is long serving Committee member/occasional player/alleged sex offender Tom Lane & Former Health Secretary and current 'I'm A Celeb' contestant Matt Hancock.
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Closer analysis of yesterday's piss up means that there needs to be an amendment to the previous tweet. It was in fact Laney and not Marshy who offered to take the barmaid over Cannock Chase and fuck her. The club would like to apologise to Marshy for any defamation of character.
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Dynamo 50 1-8 Emerald. Good availability and performance yesterday. On a sombre note, we'd like to express our deepest sympathy to the family of big local character Billy Basra, and to current player Mike Davies, who sadly lost his father over the weekend. RIP both 🙏
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Debaucherous Xmas do as usual. Hope everyone has good one except the bloke holding the pool cue in the air because he was a twat. See you next year.
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Correspondence from the league to say it's suspended until the 10th Jan at the earliest because we're all tier 3 scrubbers in the West Mids. We can pat ourselves on the back for going the whole of 2020 unbeaten though (about 7 games).
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Sunday's result; Emerald 1-2 Sundats, familiar opposition and familiar result. Not a lot in the game but the visitors had a bit more quality. Can't think of a lookalike so here's some footage of the Emerald club looking very much like Phoenix Nights.
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Called off again yesterday frustratingly but a decent first half of the season on the whole. Ridiculous and random Xmas piss-up as per. There is an investigation taking place to find out who shit on the floor in the Emerald, will keep you posted.
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Today's lookalike; Unreliable but lovable Goalkeeper Josh Amos & handsome Scottish arrow thrower John 'The Highlander' Henderson.
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Emerald 2-2 FC Academy Boys. Left to rue missed chances, including a penalty (Marshy - Cunt). Although we were 2 down so can't complain with a point. Lane doing what we didn't think was possible here and making himself look even more like a child sex offender.
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Result from yesterday's Birmingham County Cup final; Emerald 1-3 Penn Tandoori. 2nd week running we've lost in a final to a curry house.
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Sunday's result. The Royal 0-1 Emerald. Even game, good win. Their chap who punched the ref last year managed to get himself sent off again. Seeing a real spike in grown men racing each other in car parks at the moment, here's the weekend's offering.
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Emerald vs The Royal. 2-0 up, playing well and on course to win. Although the best shot of the game came from the Royal No 6, straight on the ref's chin, game abandoned. An odd day all round. Emerald regular Scottish Chris the pisscan pictured here sporting a new jumper.
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Today's lookalike; Emerald funnyman Ben 'Dez' O'Hara & last year's viral sensation Our Wee Jamie-Leigh. Say Hello Jamie-Leigh.
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Emerald 0-4 TK Wanderers. Played shit in general, which is odd given our intensive pre season. Tight game till Jim got himself sent off with 20 to go for almost headbutting someone. Big Bird pictured here missing his chair like he missed every cross.
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Jacks Bar 3-3 Emerald. Like to say this was 2 points dropped. But we'd lost all 8 previous meetings between the sides, by an aggregate score of 34-3 so can't complain really. Quite a mixed bag on the Sunday photo this week.
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Brilliant night on Friday for Stars In Their Eyes, thanks to everyone who came. A big well done to the winner - Ben O'Hara, who performed as a heavily pregnant Shania Twain.
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RIP Patsy, thanks for everything. 39 years service to Emerald Athletic and there will never be another like him. Deepest condolences to his family.
We are saddened to hear the news of Patsy McGuickan’s passing. Patsy was one of the original founding members of
@StMarysGAA1960
. Patsy was also heavily involved with
@EmeraldAthletic
. A much loved member of the Emerald Club who will be missed. RIP Patsy.
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Charity Final; Jacks Bar 2-1 Emerald. Well contested game, did well but gutting to lose so late on. Thanks for all the support and congrats to Jacks. Wank curry but a good side. Special mention to George for managing to control one into the upper tier of the Steve Bull stand
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Emerald 3-0 Red Lion. Good result this morning in a bit of a derby. Big thanks to the veteran Tim for doing us a favour in the sticks after our one goalie had a stroke in the week (genuinely true) and the other played left back.
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Emerald 3-2 OJM. Great effort yesterday against a really good side. A last minute winner from Ciaran Troope/80s Musical legend Prince sealed our spot in the last 4.
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Emerald 4-0 Vybez. Harsh scoreline on the opposition but a welcome 3 points. Jake Bate scoring a 30 yard rocket makes Vybez the unluckiest team in the history of the W-Ton Sunday league because it's never happened before and it won't do again.
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Emerald 3-1 Old Bush. Hard fought game that we edged in the end. Had to withstand some heavy pressure in the second half with the score at 1-1. Thanks to the Old Wulfs for lending us a kit, it also had to withstand some heavy pressure.
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DC Santos 0-10 Emerald. Shambles really, nobody should be getting done 10 by the Emerald. Can only beat what's in front of you, as they say. Into the Semis of the Oakley Cup now. Before that we've got the Evans final this Friday, 7pm KO at Cassies if anyone wants to come down.
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Red Lion Wanderers 1-4 Emerald. A good away victory in our first league game of 2023 keeps us in the upper echelons of the league table. This week's lookalike is former club secretary and all-round nice guy Rich Mcgovern & former Radio 1 DJ Nick 'Grimmy' Grimshaw.
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Today's result; AFC Bradmore 0-1 Emerald. Hard fought victory, not much of a game for the neutral. More importantly, we'd like to wish long serving defender George Ray and big friend of the club Kieran Lawlor all the best on their beaver hunting trip to Asia and Australia🙏
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Narrow friendly victory this morning against Jungle Juice. Lads looking sharp, especially this front two. Excited to see what this squad can do. Goalscorer - DC.
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Sunday's result; Emerald 6-2 BC Fusion. Our unbeaten start to the season continues. Suitably celebrated with a session in a Whitmore Reans bedsit accompanied by a couple of Eastern European escorts.
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End of season do yesterday. Jake P - Players' Player. Jake B - Manager's Player. Patsy - Clubman. Also, a special mention to the 16 horrendous blokes that went to Dusseldorf the other week to commemorate our 35th anniversary. Thanks all, have another go next season.
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Emerald 2-1 The Newhampton. Scrappy game really and could have gone either way. Into the Charity Cup Semis. In other news, a belated Congrats to 'Stars In Their Eyes' winner; Dez/Dolly Parton. Thanks to everyone who attended.
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Wolverhampton Charity Cup final this Thursday, 7pm ko at Molineux. Emerald vs Hawkins. All support/abuse is appreciated, and everyone more than welcome in the club after 👍
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Sundats 1-0 Emerald. A spirited display on Sunday ended in defeat, and also saw them crowned league champions. Lane played the 2nd half and he is still one of the most pathetic footballers/men we've ever seen.
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Hawkins 2-1 Emerald. League campaign drew to a close yesterday. Good game despite it being a dead rubber, shame to come out on the losing side of it. In other, very sad news we were gutted to hear of the passing Strongbow (sometimes Guiness) Kev last week, lovely bloke. RIP mate.
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Sunday's result; Emerald 3-0 Connaught. Good 3 points for us, nothing that interesting happened so will pad the tweet out with another lookalike...Man of the match utility man Jamie Bostock & former 'Big Brother' housemate Darnell Swallow.
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Also good to see the return of an old tradition, the Big Bird race.
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Sundats 1-1 Emerald. Good point on the road for us, dug in and took our chance when it came. Few sore heads from Marshy's 30th party on Saturday night, can't believe nobody told Sheena it was fancy dress.
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Royal 1-7 Emerald. Great win in the end, more to it than meets the eye though as it was 1-1 until they got a man sent. Nice to see a member of the Emerald's first ever team on the way back from Palace on Saturday, Milky Dave.
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Emerald xmas do hijacked by Gareth Gates and Bianca Gascoigne
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Sorry for the delay. Score from Sunday; Emerald 2-2 Bentley ( Emerald win 5-3 on pens). Hard fought and occasionally ill tempered affair. 64 year old goalie Tim Tipton the hero as he saved their 4th before Irish Al converted the winner. New barmaid in the club is fit as well!
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Penn Tandoori 3-2 Emerald. Good game against familiar opposition. 2-0 up at HT, Jord put pen to paper and then we lost.
#Unsigned
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Emerald 6-0 Punjab United. A good win on Sunday to kick us off in the creatively named 'Div1/Div 2 Cup'.
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Emerald 6-2 Red Lion Wanderers. League table starting to look a bit more respectable now after 3 wins on the spin and our customary mid table finish is back within reach. Special mention to George for scoring his first goal since 2014.
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We fulfilled the fixture and lost 5-0 to Azaad Sports. In order to make our failed ruse look realistic a minutes silence was held for the imaginary supporter before the game. It was impeccably observed by both teams. 2/2.
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Emerald 0-1 Hawkins. Gutting to lose late on in the Charity final, sorry to the capacity crowd that had to watch it. Well done to Hawkins 👍. We'll try again next year.
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Emerald 3-1 Warstones Wolves. Nothing in the first half but we edged it in the second to secure the victory. Would like to dedicate the 3 points to Rocket, RIP mate 😢.
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Final score from yesterday's Vin Boden Cup Semi Final; Bentley 2-4 Emerald. To add a bit of a perspective, we got a bye to the semis. For anyone interested we'll be getting beat in the final this Friday at Cassies. We've also now got tracksuit tops because we're busy cunts.
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Tomorrow marks the start of another Wolvo Sunday League season. After an intensive pre season schedule we're expecting a comfortable 3 points against last years treble winners Jacks. All the best to everyone starting their seasons in the morning.
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Result from Sunday; Emerald 2-0 Warstones. Another win, not really sure what's going on. Huge thanks to the stalwart Big Bird for sticking his gloves back on to help out, great pen save at 1-0 as well.
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Hosting Diffusion tomorrow. Had good results in the past but last years 4 games ended in an aggregate 28-1 victory to them. Should be fun.
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Sunday's result; Highgate Hazelwell 5-1 Emerald. We fall at the first hurdle in the county cup, convincing defeat. Made to look like the fat puddings that we are. One cup left to get knocked out of before we can focus on finishing mid table again.
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Emerald 1-1 Rubery Athletico (won 4-3 on pens). Dramatic shootout victory yesterday to go through to the final of the County Cup. Had to ride our luck against a very strong side and equalised with a pen late on in the 90. All the best to Rubery for the rest of the season 👍
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Emerald 2-1 Waterstones AFC. Good result to start the season against tough opposition. Will bring in the new campaign with a lookalike - Old Wulfs aficionado Simon (Sheena) Marsh & bumbling Neighbours character Harold Bishop.
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#TBT
September 2015. We (in a move we're not proud of) attempted to get a game postponed in order to attend the funeral of a recently deceased fan...in actual fact the fan never existed, we just didn't want to play the game because we couldn't get a team. 1/2
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Emerald 1-1 Sporting Athletic. Fair result overall in what was a full blooded encounter. This week's lookalike is the very attentive assistant club secretary Phil Kelly & the best butcher in Weatherfield, Fred Elliott.
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Final score from today, AFC Jacks 7-1 Emerald. Totally unjustified result. Ref had a stinker, the 5th goal was definitely handball.
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Result from Sunday; Emerald 5-2 Concero. Cementing 6th spot in the league, where we've spent most of the last 5 seasons. Great to see Amos squeezing back into a kit after suffering a stroke in October.
#Athlete
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Fridays result; Sundats 2-1 Emerald. Didn't have quite enough on the night, congrats to Sundats on their 3rd trophy of the season. Good year for us all things considered though, thanks to all the terrible blokes that have played or helped out this season.
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Emerald 2-1 Wednesfield. Good Sunday battle, couple of red cards. Happy Birthday to these 3 great blokes.
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Hawkins 3-0 Emerald. A very tame end to the league campaign, resounding defeat. We have got a lookalike to lighten the mood, all action attacker Mike Davies & childish film and TV character Mr Bean.
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Result from Sunday; Frying Pan 1-1 Emerald. A hard fought away point brings the curtain down on another average (at best) league campaign. Special mention to Joe, his only pass that didn't go out of play went to their forward who buried it. Just the charity final in May to go.
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Final score from last night; Diffusion 7-0 Emerald. The boys continue their proud tradition of having never won a midweek game. Man of the match was Dan Newman for overcoming his battle with Alcohol and Class A drugs to take the field again.
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Charity Cup Final a week today. 7pm ko @ Molineux against Jacks. All support/abuse greatly received.
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Sundats 2-1 Emerald. Groundhog day as the champions beat us by the odd goal as per.
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Result on Sunday; Warstones City 2-3 Emerald. Good game in horrendous conditions as our heroic run in the GA Evans Cup continues into the final (this was our first game in it).
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Happy new year all, make it a good one. As we enter our 40th year, we'll be remembering these two legends who are no longer with us, hope to do you proud ☘️❤️
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Emerald 0-2 Sundats. Familiar result. Huffed and puffed but not good enough. Couple of funny sin bins. Here's a sad sunday photo.
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Yesterday's result; Emerald 0-2 Otter & Vixen. Played a bit shit really, the Otter do us for the second time in three games. Sharing a shower with them afterwards was a humbling experience as well
#Length
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Jacks Bar 5-0 Emerald. No Molineux trip for the boys this year, soundly beaten in the first round by the holders. Rocket wouldn't have a go on the card and called us all cunts because we lost.
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Won 7-6 on pens yesterday after a 1-1 draw against Austin Ex-Apprentices from the Bromsgrove league. We're somehow now in a final. Man of the match of the match was the Shermanator.
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Old Bush 1-5 Emerald. Good result to end the season yesterday, finished 4th again. Big thanks to the legend that is Russ for putting the gloves on, 20 years service to the club. Cheers everyone, see you next season 👍
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Sunday also saw our vets team start their season with a 2-1 smash and grab victory over Bilbrook Vets. Lot going on. OG and a pulled groin for DC, Tim saved a pen, Russ sent off. Managerial team delighted overall though.
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Yesterday's result; Otter & Vixen 2-2 Emerald. Hard fought point on the road against a good side. Special mention to our evergreen obese veteran Russ, scoring for the 14th consecutive season. Good turn out for the Sunday Funday too.
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Emerald 1-2 BNJS. It was a Sunday...so obviously we lost. 4 on the spin now as we go out of the County Cup to a last minute sucker punch. Sombre mood in the camp at the minute but try again next week.
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Played Huf this morning, final score 6-1 to the Emerald. Every goal from a set piece. Notable game mainly due to the return after a year of the now morbidly obese Danny Newman.
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Final score from yesterday; Concero 1-4 Emerald. Big result for us in the basement battle, we're now back up to 4 points. Accomplished debuts from the Red Lion three following their recent signing, pictured here displaying their enthusiasm.
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Final Score; Emerald 6-1 Belgrade. The fans are overwhelmed with excitement at the prospect of a day out at Molineux.
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No game yesterday morning. The Vets started their season in convincing fashion on the afternoon though. Thumped KT Rangers 6-2. Postance X3, Harris, Perks and Palmer with the goals.
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Warstones/Otter 3-1 Emerald. Out in the semis of the charity. Great game, could have gone either way, missed a pen with a few mins to go and they scored the 3rd with the last kick. No complaints, had our fair share of luck against them over the years. All the best in the final.
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Emerald 6-0 Bradmore Social. The Molineux dream is still alive and the boys are thrilled.
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Continental Star 0-3 Emerald. Into the Semis of the county cup, ref never turned up so one of their blokes did it. Weird game.
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County Cup Final this Sunday against national finalists Trooper. All support is appreciated and everyone welcome to the Emerald after 👍
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No game yesterday because Castlecroft have folded, they'd been going since the 70s. League is in a right mess this season 👎
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AFC Jacks 5-1 Emerald. Got fucked by the curry house, good side. Never really in the game as the scoreline suggests. Shrewd move by the boys to play shit and lull them into a false sense of security for the final. In other news the Daniel O'Donnell tribute act went down a storm.
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Castlecroft 1-4 Emerald. Can't imagine it was a good advert for the Sunday Prem but much needed points nonetheless, can relax for a few weeks now before we have to worry about winning another. MOM (sponsored by the cotton slazengar jumper we found) was Haynesy.
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Emerald 3-2 Spartak. Welcome league points in an end to ender, just about edged it. Jim's luck finally ran out as apparently you can't tackle anyone in the chest anymore. First red of the season.
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