Levi Ackermann
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Economics grad | Finance & Football | Proverbs 16:3 | Daniel 12:3 | https://t.co/K11l592dp6
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Joined November 2013
This was the best thing I ever owned in my life.
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The same British press which had a BBC radio host who compared her new born baby as a chimpanzee? Is that the media you’re saying she’s falsely accusing of being racist Piers?
It is when she falsely accuses the British press of being racist.
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I honestly don’t get why West Ham fans dislike Rice so much? Did you honestly think he was staying there for his whole career?. If anything he left in the best possible way helping you win a European trophy and signed a deal so you can 100m+ for him.
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This is how you know people in this life are bad vibes. Nobody had a problem with them being memes and getting abused online but the minute they wanna use that clout for money people are getting onto them for it.
The 'Four Lads In Jeans' fellas have done a lip-sync video to the Sea Shanty and it's brilliant 😂😂
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This isn’t even funny. Because when they’re asking him to finance their lifestyle in a couple years I bet you they won’t be late for that.
Emanuel Emegha on his family [from #Togo and #Nigeria] missing his early goal for Netherlands v Sweden. ‘Everyone else was there, but they were late. African time 🕰️ is different! I’m used to it, I always tell them to come early; they didn’t see my goal’🤣
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Henry kills me man. He has no fear. You’re even by her side when she’s standing with her fiancée? 😭.
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If you ever needed confirmation you man are arguing with children on this app, this tweet is evidence enough.
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Loool you lot weren’t outside when Zoltan Gera was dunking on Juve’s head at craven cottage in Europa league quarterfinals.
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We’re treating him as a La Carrington graduate btw.
📲 Chido Obi-Martin on Instagram, confirming his departure from Arsenal. Wishing you the best in your new chapter, Chido.
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Anyone who’s opp is goldbridge is a friend of mine.
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Maguire actually cupped his ears against semi pros only to come and dobale for Emmanuel Dennis on the weekend.
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I honestly couldn’t care less what other fans think of him when I know we have got a superstar on our hands. Fun fact, he ain’t never lost at Anfield.
Kobbie Mainoo vs. Liverpool . Every Main Action (Repost) 🎬
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Digging into the private life of an 18 year old?. You’re a disgusting weasel of a journalist.
ENGLAND'S NEW HUMBLE HERO . 🔴 Mainoo still won’t park near Utd teammates.⚫️ Teen only just moved into senior dressing-room.🔴 Splits time living with mum or dad.⚫️ Love Island brother.🔴 Nando’s treats but prefers rice/peas & water. via @MailSport #mufc.
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Yoro legit missed 1 game last season due to injury and he’s somehow injured for two months. Someone go and dig up the hyena, this isn’t even funny anymore.
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They tried to tell us this trio was better than Rooney Ronaldo and Tevez btw.
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Add Mason Mount. Stop excluding Mount from these conversations. That’s £265m of attacking talent that has been more than useless.
Manchester United spent nearly £200 million on Antony, Joshua Zirkzee and Rasmus Hojlund - 3 players with almost no goal threat between them. Shockingly wasteful.
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Adidas will pay for their sins, how are they giving everyone clean kits and they’re feeding us zebra tops?.
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I’m crying, it was at this moment DDG played himself into unemployment
🚨NEW: Sources say there was a shift in #mufc's position on David de Gea towards the end of the season when he committed errors in the defeats to Sevilla, West Ham and Manchester City in the FA Cup final @samuelluckhurst 🇪🇸.
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The UK rappers from 07-14 were some of the most talented artists that were just so unlucky with timing.
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• Lack of IQ.•Obsession with celebrities lives.•Randomly breaking out in an American accent in the middle of a convo.•Loving unnecessary drama.•Shallow persona.•Nagging.•Using star signs to validate her mad behaviour. Should I continue?.
Lads what gives you man the ick?.
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Eni Aluko was a football director of a professional club and was telling the world how the game is played upstairs and man are calling her stupid cos they’ve got a Twitter account.
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Nah Sancho is sick in the head LOOOOL. I’m just deeping it now. ETH actually did everything humanely possible to get him to fix up. Altered training times for him, gave him 3 months off in the middle of the season when we needed players & he puts out that statement? He’s a moron.
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One day you lot will understand the difference between a team having a style of play and good players knowing how to play one touch combinations between each other.
A lovely example of Ten Hag ball from yesterday’s match. But again, I’m meant to believe there’s no style of play🤷♂️
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A man quit on his team whilst we were in the mud and in the trenches. Then when he was given chances to play he didn’t even outperform some of the players we have next to no expectations for. I can’t respect that I’m sorry. The guy is just not serious.
Nah from the reaction to the CL final to the reaction of him going Juve, United fans on here HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sancho.
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Again I will ask:. Why was Declan Rice worth £120m if you’re buying midfielders to hold his hand in build up?.
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Pogba.Martial.Rashford. I could never ever gonna turn my back on them. Manchester United football club would have plunged into obscurity if they did not play for this club and carry it when they did. The treatment from fans and pundits alike towards them has been so disrespectful.
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@Relly_95 It’s so disappointing. All you have to do is show up and support your family member. They probably didn’t even have to pay for them tickets either. It’s so disappointing and I don’t even know them.
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I don’t want Mainoo going to the euros ngl. He’s physically shot. What ETH has done to him and even Garnacho is disgusting. They need the summer to recover.
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Why do you mean there’s no need?. Every coach & player that has ever worked with PP have nothing but nice things to say about him. Jose deliberately tried to taint his rep to deflect from his own failures. If anything Pogba should have dragged him more, he was even polite with it.
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They boo’ed the knee and Croatia’s national anthem, England fans are actually terrible.
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Hold on, United fans actually think we have a better attacker than him in our squad? 😂😂😂.
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They were about to give Arteta Mudryk and Joao Felix to pair with Saka and G.Jesus skskskskksks.
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Why would he have anything to say to you after you racially abused his brother you egotistical clown?. Sidenote: the media can try as much as you like to erase history but we all know what happened and what he did.
John Terry reveals Rio Ferdinand has blanked him on the beach in Dubai in a bitter 14-year-long spat over claims the ex-Chelsea captain racially abused his old team-mate's brother Anton
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This is what kills me. You lot don’t rate Rash but acknowledge clubs will be willing to pay that amount for him but why would they spend that amount of money on a scrub?. You lot are jokers. For his own sake I hope he does leave. You lot don’t deserve him.
If a club offered United £100m+ for Marcus Rashford in the summer, would you take it?
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They got Stormzy and Dave to do damage control on ITV for Krept and Konan’s nonsense single.
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If I see a midfield of Kobbie and Angel I might cry tears of joy.
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The funny thing about this villa this year is you have older girls crying over uni students.
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@CasaDupre Loool nah his dad needs to have a word with him, cos even Ole knew how to pronounce his surname.
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They can never make a turn on either of them. They dragged this club out of the mud more times than I can count. Played under terrorists, played through injuries and were a big reason for the trophies we did win in this period of mediocrity. They both deserve icon status idc.
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I cannot believe how good Giggs and Scholes were at age 38 and 39. Absolutely insane. Those were supreme footballers.
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One pair played with each other for 5 years and won 3 league titles in a row and went to 2 CL finals with one also winning the balon d’or. All by the age of 24. Don’t think this is that much of a debate tbh.
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This guy is from a fan channel asking relevant questions about the team, players, play styles & what they can do to improve. Meanwhile you have journalists wasting space & time in these pressers asking questions that are irrelevant to tomorrow’s game.
🗣️ Andre Onana: "I don't think I'm here because I'm only good with my feet.". 🗣️ Erik ten Hag: "I'm sure they [Rashford & Hojlund] can get that connection.". @FlexUTD asked Ten Hag and Onana questions in #MUFC's #UCL pre-match press conference in Munich.
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I’ll say it again. Scoring a hattrick in a World Cup final and still losing is a madness. His head must be on Mars.
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Eriksen in 2024 is a travesty but I saw one United fan say he did more in 5 games than Pogba did in his whole United tenure so that statement had to be punished someway, somehow.
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Big and serious if United spend actual money on Mings, multiple people have gotta be arrested.
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Lindelof and Maguire do this thing where they put both hands on their hips and look around in shock as if they don’t know they’re at fault for us conceding LOOOOOL.
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I’m crying, she tried to facecard her way out of being bad vibes loooool.
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English media are total scumbags, the guy is 18, he shouldn’t be answering any questions regarding topic whatsoever.
🗣 "It's really not for me to say, I'm looking forward to seeing him back in the squad". Mason Greenwood when asked about Harry Maguire
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Nah what's the population of Villereal? We lost to a flipping village, don't piss me off again man.
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Do you know how many times on many occasions I’ve seen this tweet? One day you lot are gonna realise he’s more consistent in performance than you lot say he is.
Might be Pogba’s best game in a United shirt.
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That’s why Willian was watching Lupin after the Wolves match, he’s learning new ways on how to steal a living.
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@Culturecams Pure hooper. Man will dribble 40 yards up the pitch with one feet than smash them bowling balls they used them days from 30 yards. He’s a legend man.
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No banter. Garnacho Holjund Antony might be the worst front 3 we’ve ever had. No goal threat, no penetration in behind, no serious 1v1 threat, no creativity. It beyond toothless.
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You’re not familiar with his game
Be serious with yourself.
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That Fulham team was slyly stacked yaknow. Hangeland, Konchesky, Gera, Duff, Dempsey, Bobby Zamora. You had Danny Murphy running round like he Pac in that match.
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Ole’s inconsistency in his line ups and picking his favourites is so annoying to watch. He’ll start James after half of a good performance midweek but will see Bailly perform each game he plays and still pick Lindelof over him.
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It’s so funny how collectively everyone hates Antony. It’s been a minute since the fanbase has universally agreed on how they feel about a player.
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No banter but does a front 3 of James Ighalo Mata even survive relegation?.
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United aren’t going to be good for a long time. A very, very, very long time. Like myself, for your own mental health, invest in new sports.
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Fam, it’s acc not fair. Every other quality midfielder gets a good partner(s), why are we asking Pogba to play with bozos every year 😭.
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Jokes aside I hope Klopp doesn’t have any health issues we don’t know about. His tone in that video was worrying.
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Watching KDB and realising the primary creator for your team is Bruno Fernanj can really sending a human being into one mental downward spiral that they may never recover from.
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One day it needs to be discussed on live TV how Mourinho really tainted this guy’s image for no reason just to deflect from his own failings.
Luke Shaw on Pogbas influence in the dressing room
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Chelsea never have bad periods as a club, do you know how annoying that is???.
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Antony one season then Mount the next. The club are having to fight for their lives to keep in line with PSR cos of no champions league football money and those bums get to stay on this squad whilst we’re having to forcibly sell others. ETH is the worst manager we’ve ever had.
The recruitment and decision making under Erik ten hag has absolutely killed United.
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I’m guessing this means we ain’t getting Grealish either. Someone check on Vintageredss I hope he’s not going through it tonight.
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If the next manager gets rid of Mctominay then regardless of how bad we are under him he’s been a success idc, that guy cannot survive another year at this club.
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She called plantain what????😭😭😭.
I can’t believe she called it that 😭😭 . I linked up with @munyachawawa for his new @YouTube Original #RaceAroundBritain! . Watch the full episode here -
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Why can’t United fans collectively just like our good players and hate our crap ones? This in house beefing is nuts man.
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He’s the biggest bozo that we’ve ever signed, how are you doing that in the 90th minute???.
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YOU are a journalist. The primary role of that job is research. If you did your research and read the conditions for being in the Hall of fame, you would know Rooney doesn’t qualify because of when he retired.
Interesting choice by PL for first two Hall of Fame legends. Can't argue with Alan Shearer and Thierry Henry, but with five PL title medals and 208 PL goals, Wayne Rooney unlucky to miss out. He had his ups and downs, but let's not forget how good he was. .
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It’s quite obvious Martial and Rashford play so much better when they both play together. Now Rash is injured Martial is getting hounded when it was only a couple months ago when Martial was injured people thought Rashford was finished.
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‘He plays well for France cos he has Kante next to him’.
17 – Paul Pogba have won 17 possession against Finland, the highest tally for a French team player since… Pogba against Spain in September 2014 (18). Scraper. #FRAFIN
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This is why I’m not a gambling man. I don’t have the heart for it. What do you mean bet365 shut down their app? I’m seeing man say they can’t login nvm cash out 😭.
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@ZeeBoogie_ Man cancelled his holiday una, I would have cancelled her flight and gone on a ‘solo holiday’. I dare her to say pim when I’m paying your bills.
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@Michael_Grigs26 Apparently pointing that out isn’t allowed. Guy doesn’t pass unless in his mind he has no other choice.
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10th article in 9 days from this newspaper alone btw. You lot still think this is about football? Cos from this headline you can see it’s otherwise.
Marcus Rashford’s rise and fall: From taking on Government to tequila binge and messy Manchester United divorce. ✍️ @TelegraphDucker. #TelegraphFootball | #MUFC.
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Man said share yaknow.
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That SEG agency cheque no longer clearing nah?.
I've backed the manager for SO LONG, but unfortunately it's over.
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Waistcoat played a 5atb, Henderson & Basmati in a pivot and Mount playing as part of a front 3 and is scratching his head as to how England are losing 2-0 in the first half. He’s such a funny guy man.
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The worst thing that happened to Rash and Martial was LVG leaving. One more year under him and their development would have been very different.
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I’m probably part of a small group of fans that knows Ole isn’t the guy but wants him to do well and prove me wrong and also can see the good that he has done since he’s been here.
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I cannot believe not a single person has picked this. Burna created a masterpiece with Collateral damage
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Idk how they didn’t escort you off the premises for this.
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All this is telling me is that Pogba and Lukaku aren’t boys anymore, Lukaku picked the wrong side in that Jose vs players civil war.
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@Scamzel This was getting me mad, Sancho was in 2v1 positions every time and Shaw did nothing to help him.
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They are literally the last two that scored in our last two finals we won you moron.
Just over 6 months since these to clowns left and we’ve not only won our first trophy in 6 years but we’ve also become a proper team with unity & togetherness. Erik needed the viruses gone just like Ronaldo who got booted 2 months ago. How things have changed since his departure
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Eriksen is killing me, why is nobody talking about how cheeks he’s been?.
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I can’t believe Pogba is 28, nah United have serious blood on their hands man, he came to us when he was 23 😭.
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