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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

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gimme shirts with Bill Hicks quotes 🇨🇦

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

8 years

Just noticed tomorrow became today. I thought it was still today but it wasn't, it had become yesterday while I was waiting for tomorrow

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

3 years

@Variety

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

4 years

My mullet grooming techniques #ThingsILoveToBragAbout

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#___MakesMe___ bandwagon jumping/nauseous

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

No more haircuts #ChangedMyLife

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#UnlikelyGoals Ovechkin’s

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#IWannaGo downtown.......*whispers* downtown

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

RT @mwgfla: #IWannaGo to Pennsylvania to see the love of my life.🤗

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#IWannaGo first at the buffet

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@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#IWannaGo in the pool without the dye outing me

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

RT @Acidic_Blonde: #IfIHadASecondChance I probably wouldn’t have unplugged your life support to charge my phone

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#IfIHadASecondChance I would’ve Checked the expiry date

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#GiveAHighFiveTo an attic full of cobwebs

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#GiveAHighFiveTo The acting in Baywatch Hawaii

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#CabinFeverSoBadI took those old records off the shelf

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#CabinFeverSoBadI busted out the yo-yo

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#CabinFeverSoBadI feel like Johnny

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

RT @MrGeorgeWallace: Tried to do my part but I'm not very good at sewing. Spent the last three days accidentally makin' thongs for emergenc…

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

RT @ricosuave60: #FakeEasterEggHuntFacts It’s more fun to hunt scrambled eggs

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

RT @520Sammy: #FakeEasterEggHuntFacts it's not all that it's cracked up to be

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Elyxir

@Ely_K_Werdel

5 years

#FakeEasterEggHuntFacts Helen Hunt is the master

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