EllisFromPhilly
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$3.09 a gallon for gas in Philadelphia - how long until you assholes who voted for Biden take responsibility?
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@KeeleyFox29
@FOX29philly
Please update us on the situation with the teens who make their dogs attack Buddy.
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@JoeBiden
You’re repeating it enough that you believe it. These increased taxes trickle down to everyone in the form of more inflation.
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Hey
@Alyssa_Milano
don’t you have a sink full of dishes to wash or a toilet to scrub? Enough with your politics
#UsedToBeSoCute
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@GovernorShapiro
I’ll meet you half way - no executions should also apply to unborn children. No executions, no abortions.
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Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is de-escalating a situation
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@robreiner
They could just not have sex until they are capable of having a child responsibly
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@CBSPhiladelphia
$4,000 for a 2BR Condo in Wildwood or an all inclusive vacation with flights for 3 in Punta Cana for a week?
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The same women who pull their panties to the side to fuck also do this when they shit
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Now I understand why
@SenSchumer
is an insufferable person. You’ve been married to Lenny from Laverne and Shirley for 41 years! What a cock softener this handsome woman is.
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Almost brushed my teeth with a loaded gun this morning.
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Omicron variant really has the experts baffled by its inability to kill people dead.
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Yesterday I was in denial about
@InHotWatershow
- today I’m happy we had them together this long.
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Fuck you
@nbcsnl
- your hypocrisy is ridiculous and I hope your failure to nurture an amazing comic drives your ratings down the drain. You used to support and promote so many creative people who are legends of comedy but now you are cucks to the SJW.
@Shanemgillis
Shane Gillis out at SNL. From an SNL spokesperson on behalf of Lorne Michaels:
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Getting my car serviced - I’m in the waiting area with this lady. I was 99% certain she is pregnant - I asked when is she due - she said her inspection runs out end of July. I barely escaped embarrassment.
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Might head to Golden Corral for dinner and a fight later
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What officers died?
BIDEN: "Jill and I attended the funerals of police officers who died as a result of" January 6th.
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Saw a guy load up a giant bag with items at Rite Aid and walk out. When will it end? I’m getting close to no longer minding my own business.
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Two fancy men pregaming at
@HoltsCigar
downtown before the
@CompoundAmerica
comedy show at
@Philly_Comedy
@aaronbergcomedy
@DiamondEugene1
@patdixon
@ChrissieMayr
@CompoundBoss
@ImDaveTemple
@TaleebStarkes
@realdonjamieson
photo credit
@toni_girl_
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@RealCandaceO
You are amazing every time I see you speak on TV. Keep fighting the good fight for America!
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Went to see
@aaronbergcomedy
of
@InHotWatershow
at
@BorgataAC
last night. He’s smoking the
@RoMaCraft
#Sabretooth
@ChiefHava
photo by
@toni_girl_
#Comedy
#BBar
#cigaraficionado
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I’d rather retweet the fact that you killed your wife
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Are we supposed to say his name? I can’t find my woke handbook
@DiamondEugene1
@aaronbergcomedy
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Well - I did the thing tonight. Wasn’t great but I got it done.
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@TitusNation
@JewdyGold
Great! I never have to pay for tickets to see you again at
@HeliumComedy
in Philly!
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@OpenDuskToDawn
@JoyVBehar
You summarize each of the bills but what are the details of the pork included in each of them? I’ll wait
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@SenSchumer
Where is the money coming from? Maybe stay focused on rising inflation and fuel costs before committing to more and more spending.
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TBH - I enjoyed watching
@BurningBrennan
on
@CompoundAmerica
but if the show is no longer there - I’m not giving up my subscription - we still have
@InHotWatershow
@aaronbergcomedy
@bigdaddybiscane
- seeya
@kevinbrennan666
@BrianPMcCarthy
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Does anyone else think
@aaronbergcomedy
on the
@joerogan
show would be a great use of the interwebs or is that just me? Please help promote
#25Sets
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@aaronbergcomedy
@geno_bisconte
I don’t know what my life would be like without the laughs you both provided during pandemic. Thank you both for making me forget about everything for a couple hours a day every week.
@ApartmentBoss
- please thank Anthony for having them on the network.
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@PhillyMayor
@PhillyPolice
Do the right thing and resign as the disgraceful mayor you’ve been for many years.
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@kerrywashington
@staceyabrams
Only thing she’s winning is a blue ribbon at the farmers competition
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@PhillyMayor
@POTUS
Looking forward to you emptying your desk from the bottom up and the middle out
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@CocoFlorentine
@TheAydenBentley
@ChrissieMayr
@TimJDillon
@TwitterSupport
Coco - I topped off my oil and washer fluid already. My transmission has no dipstick but I’m at a loss of where the gender fluid is. Btw it’s a 2021 Bronco Sport.
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This guy is sleeping! Everyone who voted for him - this is your fault. 13 dead marines also your fault. Next time vote with your head
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@KendraPHL
Your task force should be used to repay the stores for looting and property damage
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@PhillyMayor
Another Do-Nothing Democrat. I really had high hopes for you but you’re falling in line with the nucleus of socialism.
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So
@MLB
is moving the All Star Game to help the Black Community by taking $100 Million out of a predominantly Black city....
@CompoundBoss
@DiamondEugene1
@aaronbergcomedy
@patdixon
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Secret Show Stogies with
@DiamondEugene1
- thanks for the photo
@toni_girl_
@RoMaCraft
#Aquatine
#
#Mandible
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Do you know what The Weeknd and Ellis have in common? We both took a shit during halftime
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Ladies and Gentlemen -
@InHotWatershow
presents the baby of the comatose woman who was raped by her nurse
@aaronbergcomedy
@GenoBiscontePA
@Thurdeye
@jtheswitch
@CompoundAmerica
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This is my daughter’s apartment in Pittsburgh. Proud Dad Moment
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