is anyone else just like, really fucking burnt out on life? just exhausted in a way you’ve never been before?
honestly asking if this is just a me thing or a general vibe
@ginadivittorio
I went to a meet and great with him back in the twilight days, one of the audience asked him how he styled his hair. He’s said, “I let 12 year old dogs lick my hair into this style. They have thicker saliva than younger dogs.” And I was instantly obsessed with him.
@miskeencore
When I was born, my parents were charged for a circumcision and had to fight the hospital to have it taken off their bill.
Just to be clear- I’m female. I was not circumcised.
@shaTIRED
i’m living paycheck to paycheck and global warming is ravaging the earth. it’s none of my business what aliens are doing. i don’t have time to check up on them.
@plume__
horse girl here: horse blankets are generally too big to wash in home washing machines. having a blanket (which is like a horse jacket) washed at a horse laundromat costs like $30, human laundromats are like $6.
it is gross to wash horse blankets in human laundromats though.
@GoodReddit
AITA for getting mad that a paramedic gave my girlfriend mouth to mouth when she stopped breathing? My (25m) girl (23f) was unconscious, had no pulse and wasn’t breathing. But I still feel so mad that a paramedic gave her mouth to mouth and touched her chest to restart her heart?
@GMPaiella
My partner will keep to a shopping list like no one I have ever seen. He actually gets anxiety if I write “fruit” or “cereal,” it must be exact. Even though we buy roughly the same things every time. Once he called me ~10 times on a shopping trip for clarification.
@jzux
thought I had a cavity so I went to the dentist, only to find out my jaw was fractured. likely from grinding my teeth at night… I broke my own jaw in my sleep.
@jzux
can we just go back to calling them what they are? pomegranate lemonade doesn’t ALWAYS have to be a mock tail. and it certainly shouldn’t be more than $4. please.
@thisdiegolopez
I did this once when I was making a pie that required a whipped cream topping, but forgot to get whipping cream and the grocery store was closed but Starbucks wasn’t...
@Joseph_Fasano_
openly weeping. we should all be so lucky to one day go to the room where we get to play scrabble forever with the peter of our own lives.
@razorgxrl
the thing that annoys me the most is that he’s filling a ring donut. why fill a donut with a hole in it? That’s not going to have enough filling and it CERTAINLY isn’t going to distribute evenly.
@JohnDiesattheEn
@knittaphd
When I was a teenager, I had my jaw broken and it had to be surgically reset. Insurance claimed this was “elective” and refused to pay the $150,000 hospital bill for my 10 hour surgery. The surgeon covered the cost. I’m forever grateful.
@ricksredmachete
@hairytaints
it took weeks of my gf saying MUNA before I realized this was a band… nodding while alternating between “slay” and “mother” until she lets me go back to reading lord of the rings.
@drewgmackie
@roxiqt
i was once on a date with a woman & referred to myself as “gay.” she was so offended by it that she lectured me for like 45 minutes. she said it was more inclusive to call myself “non hetero identifying” & honestly i feel like i should be able to call myself whatever i want? idk.
@yedoye_
My dog’s vet thinks I’m in high school still, I just roll with it and tell her how my classes are when she asks. Pretty sure I’m actually older than her…
a girl called me a sick freak and unmatched with me on a dating app after I told her I was reading Lessons in Birdwatching by
@benegotherit
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thats how you knows it’s good.
- Likeable characters
- Redeemable villains
- Cosy horror
- Simplistic world building
All set to absolute zero!
Read my extraterrestrial nightmare debut -
@msLAS
I’ve been an equestrian for 21 years and I have met some of the absolute worst people in this industry. The horse world is dominated by The Rich Whites. I’ve only ever known 2 black riders and maybe a handful of poc riders and just a few lower income people. It’s awful.
@Cameron_W_Clark
at one point, we outsourced cocktail making to children. now that we’ve deemed that social unacceptable, the least a 5 year old can do is learn to pull mommy her morning ristretto.
@maenad_as_hell
My coworker died of a heart attack a few weeks ago. In the same breath the vp used to tell us Chris died, he also said “don’t worry, we are working to fill the position and there will be no lapse in productivity from his former department” I broke down.
@heyaries1981
@plume__
they are basically like coats/jackets they wear when it gets cold out, just like us! mine wears a mask to keep the sun out of his eyes too, like sunglasses.
@DasaniWThaDrip
I got fired in October from my construction job for co-hosting a paranormal/true crime podcast outside of work. They said what I do outside of work was “disgusting” and they were concerned that I might worship Satan....
@ambermruffin
Oh no... they may experience acne, weight gain, and lowered sex drive? I got an iud 4 months ago, haven’t stopped bleeding and am basically waiting for it to stab through my uterus into my torso.
@grabmybuttsticc
I went through a very real Princess Jasmine phase when I was 4, and there are some seriously incriminating photos of me dressed in full Agrabahian garb when I am infact extremely Caucasian. I am sorry. Please consider this my public apology.
@StarleeKine
I’m dying to fake like I can’t find it in my purse and then pull it out triumphantly. I want a real is she isn’t she moment to happen. I’m dying for the drama.
@jdogfrizzle
this could be an incredible rom com. you and one of the women you find for him fall in love over text. you scheme to run into her “on accident” and hope for an irl meet cute. wackiness (and maybe love?) ensues