Lmao, some guy was out with his sister and asked to take a picture with me, his sister goes “who is she?” He said “just take the picture” 🤣.

I’m going on 5 years in the industry next month and I want to say I’m so thankful for all of you that have rocked with me on this wild ride, can’t wait to show what else is in store!😇🪄🎢.

Guys will play Call of Duty just to die every 5 seconds and say “what the fuck”.

Just trying to find a man that’s going to genetically gift my bloodline.

Uber driver asked me “Where’s the miss universe pageant this year?” I said “I don’t know, is it here??” He said “oh I thought you must be a contestant” 🤭 smooooth lol.

Yesterday a girl told me I have nice legs while I was trying on shoes and like. girl if you wanna fuck just say that. Bc yes.

Guys just to let you know I didn’t retire! Took a break and just a little more selective now! ☺️👍🏼 still very much making things for your viewing pleasure! 💋.

I used to think I’d wake up in the middle of the night to eat cookies because I smoked weed before bed but now that I don’t smoke as much I realized that’s just who I am as a person. Cookie Monster 🍪.

I’ve been in the gym consistently you guys 💪🏼 excited to do new scenes with my gains 😇🍑.

Every door that closed was so God could open my life to better opportunities. I’m so grateful.

Honestly going through a breakup got me in the gym, and pain like that really fuels an endless amount of motivation.

My toxic trait is getting horny during an argument. Sex after a fight is top tier.

I’m so lonely that if there was a monster that lived under my bed I’d probably ask that mf to cuddle.

I’m so over the sassy men apocalypse. If I’m going to date someone that acts like a moody bitch they’re at least going to have tits.

Whenever I get to do a scene with a beautiful girl I feel so lucky bc I think of all the people who wish they had a chance with her.

Gym is my boyfriend. Dedicated and loyal to him 🙇🏻‍♀️.

Whenever I do a brisk walk on the treadmill I feel like Michael Meyers.

Life is really just one chapter after another. So wild, but fun! As long as you learn along the way.

Things were right in the world when the pussycat dolls were still making music.

I found out about putting vanilla cream cold foam into the pink drink at Starbucks and I’ve never been more obsessed, somebody stop me.

I love Olivia Rodrigo so much. She reminds me of the music I listened to growing up. A true pop star.

@Philosophi_Cat Why do people blame porn for everything? Porn displays a wide variety of body types. There’s girls that look like this too. Find a new scapegoat.

I have the opposite of whatever fear of commitment is. I have hyper commitment, let’s get married on the second date.

I just saw three guys at the gas station all washing a car at the same time and all I thought about was that Zoolander scene.

Also, I just want to note, there’s an IG that has been impersonating me and I want to let everyone know that’s not me, “realelizaibarra” is a fake account and if you could report them it would help! 👍🏼 if you want to follow me my IG account is Misselizaibarra.

P.s I can max out the hip abduction machine now guys! Pushing 290 like it’s easy! 😌💪🏼.

Whenever someone asks me “aren’t you cold?” I just hear that video of cardi b saying “a hoe never gets cold” in my head.

So in other words life hack to getting strong is getting your heart broken lol.

This is hot.

I’ve never spoken to him but he should telepathically know I claimed him.