Elisabeth Rappe
@ElisabethRappe
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The girl with the Wolverine tattoo. she/her
iPhone: 39.520420,-104.931419
Joined February 2009
A Clint Eastwood movie + a social media comment = @elisabethrappe adopting an orangutan. 🦧🤯 This wild story is straight out of a movie—except it’s real! 🎙️ Hear the full podcast episode now: #PodcastClip #WildTwist #OrangutanAdoption #Storytime
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My first mediation has an amazing view and a fridge of Babybel
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RT @moorehn: The past five years of economic policy have been government cope because electeds can't believe their mismanagement of Covid r…
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RT @SoftSide1: EAGLES WIN! Sweet adoptable Eagles fan Oreo at the @PSPCA is so happy tonight! Tomorrow will go back to being yet another da…
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If any wish can come true, I hope the one still-drunk Eagles fan in Colorado wipes me out on the highway tomorrow.
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Happy to see Bradley Cooper, while simultaneously remembering the last time I was asked out, it was to an Avs game by a Bradley Cooper lookalike. And he ghosted me. Rejection everywhere!
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I was really hoping a drunk driver would kill me this Super Bowl Sunday but some girls never get lucky.
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Anyway. Sebastian Stan will be another actor who I will eventually be unable to fully enjoy because he looks enough like someone who hates me, that he’ll just remind me I repulse all men.
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It says a lot about FALCON AND WINTER SOLDIER that Sebastian Stan looked embarrassed the whole time.
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Never going to forgive Marvel for bungling the Red Room/Winter Soldier stuff.
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@BrndnStrssng The Winter Soldier is a great character and he could do terrific things, instead he gets to play second fiddle to shitty russian accents. But at least he gets the cred to do cool work? i guess??
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You know what I enjoy about my life is actually absolutely nothing.
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RT @RyanHanaWWP: You need about a half-dozen different services/subscriptions to watch NHL games, & even then you're blacked out randomly o…
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Now that ICE drove off Instacart’s migrant workers, the crazy white ladies are back. No matter who holds the phone, they never know where they’d find bananas.
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Nothing speaks to the late stage American capitalist’s soul more than Instacarting your Super Bowl party.
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His wife believes she’d be saved as One of the Good Ones; her husband would ship her off to a camp in a heartbeat.
For the sake of both of our kids? Grow up. Racist trolls on the internet, while offensive, don't threaten my kids. You know what does? A culture that denies grace to people who make mistakes. A culture that encourages congressmen to act like whiny children.
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RT @mpopv: You bolt awake in a dimly lit server room. You are not online. It is October 29, 1969. You are Leonard Kleinrock, and you have c…
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