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@El___Jay

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1x Intramural Foosball Champion (16-17) ┇ Professional AirDrop Pundit ┇ Host of #RSHP @BasementSportsN

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Lawrence J. Kaskon
4 months
What it’s like being a Miami Heat fan in the off season
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This is what it’s all about
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𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙩𝘾𝙪𝙡𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚
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Miami Heat were the only team in the NBA playoffs to beat the Celtics with a healthy Porzingis. Healthy Jimmy Butler and Terry Rozier pushes the series to 7 games.
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The Miami Heat haven’t traded for a player since 2021
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If Dame should honor that contract and never ask out, then organizations should too and never trade players for personal gain, right? Both sides made a commitment, so why does only one side have to honor it?
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Respectfully, if Damian Lillard wanted to play in Miami, period, he should not have signed an extension to play for Portland through 2027. Period.
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Kyle Lowry has a fat ass and a ring. A lot of you can’t say the same. Thank you Kyle!
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Tyler Herro showing up to Miami Heat media day again
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The Miami Heat evaluating college players
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2022: one shot away 2023: one box out away
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Can’t lock up Tyler Herro if he’s on the same team as Tyler Herro
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Adrian Wojnarowski
8 months
Washington Wizards guard Delon Wright has agreed on a contract buyout, clearing the way for him to sign with the Miami Heat upon clearing waivers, his agent Greg Lawrence tells ESPN. Another dependable veteran for the Heat’s rotation.
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@SteelBlitzburgh I hate randy fichtner very very much
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31 points on 31 shots against the longest losing streak in NBA history isn’t a good statement
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NBA Fantasy
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Jayson Tatum making a statement tonight 😤 His performance earned him @YahooFantasy Player of the Night 👏 31 PTS | 7 REB | 10 AST | 5 STL | 66.4 FPTS
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2 years
Pat Riley at 3:01 PM
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@JusticeKay9 @TnrRienbolt @Kobetalk @king1sed @TruuuuuIsMyQB @iix135god @LegionHoops No he didn’t lol. 2011-12 was the lockout year, he only missed 4 games that year.
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Heat Twitter at the trade deadline when Pat Riley uses the last roster spot on PJ Tucker
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1 year
@andyblarsen Kind of losing sight of the human elements imo. Portland made promises to him that they reneged and failed on. He has every right to ask out
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4 years
@RussTheGreat2 @CobyRich727 @amy_marcle @NBCNews She really said “how” with a screenshot from two hours ago
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@ShamsCharania
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The Miami Heat are signing guard Dru Smith to a multiyear standard NBA contract and converting wing shooter Cole Swider on a two-way deal, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .
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@wojespn @tramasar TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg
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1 year
Derrick White, who is turning 30 and has a career average of under 12 points per game, is more valuable than Tyler Herro according Lois’ husband
@SamQuinnCBS
Sam Quinn
1 year
The Boston thing is so strange because they probably could make a better offer than Miami without including Jaylen. Boston controls all of its picks. Derrick White is more valuable than Tyler Herro. Time Lord should interest Portland. The cash cost of that top four is the issue.
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2 years
I’m back in
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1 year
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
1 year
The Portland Trail Blazers have been informed that Damian Lillard wants a trade specifically to the Eastern Conference champion Miami Heat, multiple sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium .
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A 35 year old guy from Norway seeing Tyreek Hill line up against him
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@FOS
Front Office Sports
1 year
The NFL is not only allowing, but encouraging active players to participate in Flag Football at the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics 🇺🇸 MORE »
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Herro, Strus, Love, and Robinson after getting paid millions of dollars to shoot 19%
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-Signing Duncan Robinson to the biggest contract in UDFA history - Giving Kyle Lowry a 3yr / 85 Million contract in his mid 30s - Having to attach a second round pick to get rid of Dedmon’s contract - Not trading Strus for multiple picks at the deadline - Dame / Beal
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@hottakeharry I want to see what moves you think they really messed up on & what they should've done instead in the Butler era lol
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1 year
I wonder if they also interviewed James Harden, Anthony Davis, Carmelo Anthony, or Kevin Durant
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Shams Charania
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NBA sent a memo Friday to all 30 teams about Damian Lillard’s trade request and the stance that he only wants to play in Miami. Reporting details on @TheRally :
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2 years
A man of my word
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3 years
@HeatvsHaters Two lottery picks just got outplayed by Max Strus and Omer Yurtseven
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4 months
@Major_Passons @NotAdamNB Ignoring an entire agency for 11 years wasn’t just a coincidence. But I’m very happy it’s put to bed now
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5 years
@SteelBlitzburgh randy fichtner makes me want to do illegal things
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10 months
Tuning in to see Grayson Allen outscore Tyler Herro 23 to 2 in the first half
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4 months
Bro couldn’t even give my tweet a sympathy like. Just straight snatched it 😭
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michael
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this picture is wild 💀
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9 months
Me: I sure hope the Miami Heat will be better this year Miami Heat:
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1 year
Charlie Brown: This Christmas tree might be small, but I love it all the same Snoopy’s subplot:
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6 months
Jimmy Butler finally trolling another fanbase on instagram lmao
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2 years
“Beat a team with a losing record”
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6 years
Been waiting for the right day to post this
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2 years
@flasportsbuzz @hottakeharry Exited to watch Miami get blown out in Denver at 12am on TNT
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@gadielcartagena Rob pulling up to the end of season exit interview
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1 year
Tyler Herro, Duncan Robinson, Max Strus, and Nikola Jovic on their way to Portland
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5 years
Me live-streaming from the battlefield in #WWIII
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11 years
Happy Birthday Dad, you would've been 51 today. Have a great day in Heaven🎉
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@BarstoolBigCat Me when all the unders hit
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@LegionHoops TJ Warren
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@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
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Tyler Herro so far tonight: 7 points 3/12 FG 1/7 3P Celtics up 22 at the half. 😬
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
4 years
Help
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
8 years
I made this nice OC meme for all you since it's officially December.
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
5 years
A woman just hit my car and tried to pay me off with Kohl’s Cash. Does it look like I shop at Kohl’s?
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
7 years
In 12th grade I got 3 days of OSS because I climbed to the roof of my school
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Ashley Chase
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in second grade, I was sent home bc I got my entire lunch table to sing smack that by akon
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2 years
Super excited to announce I’ve joined @BasementSportsN Catch my annoying ass on some podcasts and streams 👀
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
6 years
I’m never listening to “come together” or “twist and shout” ever again
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The Hollywood Reporter
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Paul McCartney says he masturbated with John Lennon: "It was good harmless fun"
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#GrowingUpInNorthCarolina Where originality is a foreign concept
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7 months
Duncan Robinson has scored 12 points in the last 10 quarters
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
10 years
So a woman walked into Publix today, I said "Hello Ma'am, how are you today?" To which she replied "Get the fuck out of my face."
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
6 years
tonight’s tea: ╭╯ ╭╯╭╯╭╯ ████████████ ═╮ █ We don’t deserve the█ | █Tarzan (1999) original█ | █ movie soundtrack █ | ███████████ ═ ╯ ◥█████████◤
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Lawrence J. Kaskon
1 year
L + dont care + CURSE OF THE NILE ‼️ ‼️ 𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦 𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗
@blazers_palace
Blazers Palace
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It’s time to make peace, #ripcity and #heatnation
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6 years
@AB84 Must be time to go 4-12
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6 years
@NBA @LAClippers Not the first time the warriors have blown a lead that involved the numbers 3 and 1
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2 years
Dumbledore after he looks at the names in the goblet of fire
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Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan
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what is Harry doing, man
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*Jaylen Brown makes a layup* NBA Dunk Contest Judges:
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1 year
When you fall asleep first at the sleepover
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If I told y'all that I just watched a nigga turn a bug into a machine y'all would think I'm lying so I brought proof
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5 years
@HeatvsHaters Thank the heavens we only play there once a year
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9 years
Never take life for granted. Everything can change in a second. Rest in peace.
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2 years
Talk to me nice 🤧
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6 years
The 2018/19 NBA season
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5 years
People who actually care about this possess the lowest form of human intelligence
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The Roast of Cuthbertson High School
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7 years
Not the best timing
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@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
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Who’s stopping this squad?
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The “/“ in this tweet
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Alex
1 year
Blazers demanding OG/Dick/Picks? Interesting.
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8 years
Scientists have determined what Americans will look like in 2050, and it's beautiful
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1 year
You’re telling me a wealthy white family in Mississippi took advantage of a black child for personal gain?!
@espn
ESPN
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Former NFL player Michael Oher, subject of "The Blind Side," petitioned a court Monday with allegations that Sean and Leigh Anne Tuohy never adopted him, instead tricking him into a signing a document making them his conservators and enriching themselves.
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I didn’t even ask for wiper blades
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7 years
You know what? I'm about to: ⚪️Do it ⚪️Eat it 🔘Say it I don't care that you: ⚪️Give back to the community ⚪️Love Jesus 🔘Broke your elbow
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3 years
Buyer beware
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@Steelersdepot Butler’s D has given up 108 points in their last 3 games. He needs to go.
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2 years
Goodbye to the 4 people who always interact with my tweets #RIPTwitter
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11 years
Snow days got me feelin like http://t.co/YXXXvFq6VX
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1 year
“This edible ain’t shi-“
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10 years
After 4 years at Cuthbertson High School http://t.co/KPrwFETnp4
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5 years
In the last 15 minutes; I’ve gotten laid off from both of my jobs, my gym has closed, and I had to wipe my ass with single ply toilet paper
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The Miami Heat are 17-25 against teams above .500 They’re also 0-11 against the top 6 teams in the west and 6-9 (nice) against the top 6 in the east #HEATCulture
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1 year
This is her without makeup. Definitely mid.
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This is why I don’t go on Facebook
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1 year
Donate to help me buy Twitter from Elon Musk. We can fix his failures together.
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9 months
Spo wasn’t great last regular season and has continued that trend this year. His rotational decisions have just been very confusing.
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2 years
Bam Adebayo beat the Rob Williams allegations on national TV
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