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🇰🇪❤ |Positive vibes and Insha Allah| |_INA MA'AL USRI YUSRA_👑💚🤲 @ManUtd fan|Opinions are mine|Gamer⚽️🎮
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Joined April 2021
I have lost my friend 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fvck wezi. Alikataa kupeana iPhone wakammaliza😭😭😭😭 sieeet.
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CCTV imeonyesha Ivo😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔 guys si hii kitu inakaa planned??😭😭😭😭 Just angalieni uyu dem. #JusticeForAbdirheem
I have lost my friend 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fvck wezi. Alikataa kupeana iPhone wakammaliza😭😭😭😭 sieeet.
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@Osama_otero Otero umeona hizi vitu kwa macho alafu ukaenda kusaliti hawa sindioo💔😭 mungu anakuona
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@kinyii_ "How can a parent give birth to such an ugly child and confidently keep them? Mimi i'd throw you i be a street child,there is no way i'm walking around with such an ugly child,i'd be so ashamed"
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@Josh001J Cardi B aliita mzee fulani stay away from me unakaa mtu wa uber nikaishaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.Wasee wakaanza kucook yeye.
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Kuona a young person akivuta sigara is so irritating, like you really walked up to a shop and said “nipee sportsman mbili”??.
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Saii kuna mtu amejikaza kisabuni na mwingine amengoja kumuosha jioni.
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@NPSOfficial_KE Ignore reports that Macharia Gaitho’s abduction was a case of mistaken identity. This week he did a stinging article saying that revolution is inevitable. Your noise and uproar has caused them to release him. Journalism is not a crime. Blogging is not a crime. DCI must work on
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@lilmaina_ Lil Maina hate is so forced and Unnecessary Ukipata unahate on a random Artist touch grass.
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@Bookten8 BREAKING!!. Polo Kimani is being transferred from central police station by people in civilian to an unknown destination 🥺. Retweet widely ✊ . #FreePoloKimani.
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@Josh001J Kwanza hii video.
Almost 15 Bullets in one person? Was the finance bill that important to Ruto??
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@_KasKazini Mbwa malaya wewe, hapa unatuona kama matako yako. Ulipewa mic mbona haukusema impeach both?.
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Siku njema huonekana pesa zikiingia, fuck all that asubuhi shit.
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@georgediano Achana na Forex kuna hii inaitwa app driv, smallest ya kuanza ni dollar 10$ look for mwenye anajua na akupee bot, ukule fty. Ni trading pia.
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@HeemMufc Niko na my pal hapa anacheza casino ya Bangbet kijana anakimbia kampuni mbio 30 minutes ashatoa 10k.
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Living in Kenya feels like when you’re doing the dishes and someone keeps bringing a dirty cup or plate.
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“Wacha tutapanga” is definitely the politest way to say sidai hio form.
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@TheOtherDelo_ Kwani hamukuwa munajua. Mimi niliamini time Nyakundi Alisema hanifa alisukuma tweet ya watu wasiende statehouse, na yeye alikataa . Na muangalie tweet ya Amerix jana alipost kitu. Bwana hawa watu wote ni wasaliti.
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@ombachi13 Jamaa anaosha client ma meter alafu anasema ni God. Enyewe iyo proverb ya Mulot boys ni true. "Ukiwa na huruma huezi toka block.
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Have you ever looked at somebody and your private parts jump a lil bit?? 😭😭.
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The main focus is to remain focus. Good morning and have a productive day.
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Would you run naked in a mall for 3min, just for 20 million?.
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Pet is for the rich, wewe hiyo paka yenu ni ya kufukuza panya.
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Kufungulia maji kwa bucket while in the toilet to act as a silencer is one underrated invention of our time.
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@MrRightke Mimi naisha bana🤣🤣🤣🤣 .Anaongelelea donation gani. Mitumba ama? Labda iyo jacket ni yake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀.
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Unafanya calculation exam room unashangaa mbona answer inakaa familiar kumbe iko karibu kufanana na till ya locals.
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@MoraraKebasoSnr Ndugu yangu mimi nirefund pesa zangu tu. Sitaki atakuskia mambo zako. 0716508095.
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TikTok is one app I’m totally OK with not knowing what happens there.
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@marto254_ are sometimes thrown by the reformed criminals as a sign of quiting the crime world in order to avoid being haunted by the spirits of those killed.
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@WilliamsRuto Hello @FordFoundation, how did you allow your integrity to be compromised and your reputation was already thrown under the bus?
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Just because i address it doesn't mean i'm trying to argue. i'm communicating. hear me out!.
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A random Kenyan asking for their money “sasa si ufanye hivo basi”.
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Ushai perform kwa bed adi dem akakuita small meeting kukuuliza “will you ever leave me?” 😂💀.
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Mtu anamake 20k a week anakwambia utume 500 registration fees, uskue mjinga hiyo pesa yako ndio source of income.
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Adding “na si kwa ubaya” at the beginning of the sentence to prepare the audience for the ubaya.
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Usiwai zoesha gaidi video calls kama unajua mienendo yako si halali 😂.
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Tears should be illegal during arguments. Nakuuliza logic questions na your answer ni kulia?? 😂😂 Utamaliza tuendelee.
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Bro giving her a second chance is like watching the same movie twice , it will always have the same ending.
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Kupigia mtu simu halafu aanze kuongea na watu wengine kwa background huwa disrespectful sana.
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