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ElSamurai90

@ElSamurai90

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Dangerously based. Dad for stray cats and dedicated gym bro.

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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
3 years
At my first job I worked harder than anyone and was fired in a month. At my current job I’m slacking and have been made a manager. I’m never making any effort again.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@jennathestarr @Pornhub I probably made up a good amount of those numbers.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@ifritlife Sup Ifrit.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@fullmetalifrit That thing is built for clapping.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@TheNicoleT_ She is so pretty.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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Forget houses, boomers were able to pay for college with a part time job.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
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"Gen Z are over having their work ethic questioned: ‘Most boomers don’t know what it’s like to work 40+ hours a week and still not be able to afford a house’," per FORTUNE:
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@ElSamurai90
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@allienicolexxx I’d rock the boat with her.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
14 hours
He said diversity was good and that the song criticized both parties, not just Democrats. The right abandoned him immediately.
@DreamLeaf5
DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉
21 hours
Didn’t the right drop this guy like a hot potato because he wasn’t racist enough or something?
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
16 hours
Y'all remember that elimination cage match with House of Black that suddenly changed to escape rules?
@UnlimitedPrime
WrestleGuru
21 hours
Just a quick PSA: Malakai Black - Didn’t want to put people over/Has an ego Ricky Starks - Rejected creative that was given to him Miro - Didn’t want to put people over/ Has an ego AEW didn’t bury these guys they buried themselves
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@itsjuststephfox She could be the spy that shagged me.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
18 hours
@KarlyeTaylor_ I sure did.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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Does he know people will know if you don’t work?
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "I don't think you can work from a home. Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf, they're gonna do a lot of things. They're not working."
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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Bruh, he was going BEAST MODE on her.
@PopCulture2000s
2000s
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DAMN MONTOYA…. again…this can’t be real 😭
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
20 hours
@JCLayfield You’re lucky he didn’t hit you with his dropkick. It’s the best in the business.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
21 hours
Same folks thought The Boys wasn’t making fun of them.
@MattBinder
Matt Binder
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way funnier than the conservatives who hated Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show are the conservatives who thought he was doing the ultimate patriotic ode to America
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@m4rvelgirl We can’t go back to that period when they kept bringing in music acts for old people.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@valkmommy_brynn The best milf booty I’ve ever seen.
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@ElSamurai90
ElSamurai90
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@spaceghost I have two friends from Utah and they have nothing good to say about the state.
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@ElSamurai90
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@ComicLoverMari How do you whitewash a character that has been predominantly white?
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@ElSamurai90
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@ElainaStJames I see what I need, and I need it in the bedroom.
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@ElSamurai90
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@OhayoMybrother Oh no, her students will speak English with a Boston accent.
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