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All my red flags are heart shaped
Violet City
Joined December 2010
Finding out this woman is a cop makes everything so much funnier.
“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.”. Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
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She could revive King magazine by herself if she wanted to.
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Your stomach after eating that plate
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2 Chainz knew what had to be done on 'Mercy'.
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With every passing day I understand why Budden had you living under the stairs like you were Harry potter.
Tommy The Clown had a longer set than Tyler The Creator. 😐.
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Never forget that Charlie Brown had Franklin sitting alone on his own side of the table for Thanksgiving
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That was comedy
The outrage when Apocalypse was choking Mystique on the billboard >>>>>>>>.
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@MrsKhandiCoated Yup. Nobody ever confirmed it but when the leaks happened they canceled Sam & Cat even though the show was very popular.
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Nah bruh her dad taught her to never give up and she decided to fold at the absolute worst moment possible
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Tomorrow a whole new group of people are gonna find out that Bizzy Bone is the most chaotic rapper of all time.
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Anytime Tyrese fucks up I always gotta bring back his deleted ig post where he thought the world turned 2014 years old
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There was a whole ass trend on tiktok of "Italians" taking DNA tests and finding out they have zero Italian ancestry and like 90% irish.
the hotep shit is weird but white people have hoteps too. they b pretending to be vikings cause they dont wanna admit they ancestor was some potato farmer named seamus.
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I swear yall don't go outside. Drive 30 minutes out of any major city limits and you're immediately in maga country.
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. none of this matches
Birkins and Altimas dont match 😂😭.
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Record this moment. The first time a "this you?" has failed.
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Budden beat the fetus out of his ex gf quoting him isn't the wisest thing to do.
Dear Black Women,. “Stop using idiots to define us Black Men.” . - @JoeBudden . One of the realest statements.
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Lamar showing up to the Ravens offices Monday morning to talk contracts
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Jordan beat the monstars with Bill Murray running point but LeBron needs Superman to beat Don Cheadle?!.
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Movie villains can't even be evil anymore. Too many people whine and now every bad guy has to have a tragic backstory and be sympathized.
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The way nobody flinched lmaoooooooooo.
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"I want to be Ironman"."you will be a rapper for Twitter and you will like it".
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Excuse me didn't trump leave yall underwater and without power?.
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Like this RT @Slate: How should white fans approach the “overwhelming blackness” of Kendrick Lamar’s new album? http://t.co/QlDZpRlPFL.
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Really T. I.? You have one job in the Monster Hunter trailer and you can't even use the right eye to aim down your scope
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We getting these jokes off now because think piece Twitter is gonna be hell all Monday.
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My favorite genre of stupid is when someone is making a good point and at the final sentence drives off a cliff.
None of these people are doing it to protect children, they’re doing it for the attention and/or to have a morally justified reason to be violent. They’re barely better than the child predators.
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I'll dislocate my jaw like a snake to make sure all that ass will be in my mouth
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Step 1: make $118k.
How a 31-year-old making $118,000 in Philadelphia paid off $55,000 in student loans in 4 years. (via @CNBCMakeIt)
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Crazy how having shoes be easily available to purchase lead to a boost in sales. What a novel concept.
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This is what they mean by "defund the police".
San Francisco is preparing to deploy new unarmed mobile units comprised of paramedics, peer support counselors and mental health professionals — not police officers — to respond to most calls for people in psychiatric or substance abuse crises.
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The way everyone is thirsting over Jensen Ackles like it's 2009 I know the OG Tumblr girls are in heaven right now.
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Put her on the podcast with those 2 older white ladies and watch her get torn to pieces.
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You know doja is into race play and gets off when her white dude yells at her like this
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People from Facebook and tumblr weren't on here
What made Twitter so great between 2009-2012?.
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A man who defaced a Black Lives Matter mural with mud, oil and graffiti died in a car accident
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Oh nah somebody start singing in a crowded elevator like this and it's turning into the scene from Winter Soldier.
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Yeah so there was a dude named Corn who did this a few years back and you would not believe the outcome. .
I’m so serious about this Twitter BBQ. We need to come up with a date and a city. Make this an annual thing. Different cities! Different events! No drama! Just mf’n vibes!.
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You telling me these women don't actually have dog ears and noses? I am disappointed
Do women know these Snapchat filters create a facade on how you really look in person ?.
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Sensational RT @EvilJeanyis: Doofus. Thats what he get RT @DillonJaden: what a day, what a day.
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Says the asshole making a SIXTH Terminator movie
James Cameron Hopes for ‘Avengers’ Fatigue: ‘There Are Other Stories to Tell’ In Sci-Fi
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Lupe calling black women bitches while defending white women stealing black culture
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RT @JayChillinBro: "Darren Wilson never stood over Mike Brown's body" - Bob McCullough http://t.co/4AK4wRaSWl.
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Fam there's a video of a guy fucking a mcchicken. That phrase didn't come from nowhere.
Saying "men will sleep with anything" is also actually denigrating to women 🤔.
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Hate when people wake me up and then try to apologize and tell me to go back to sleep. Nope now I'm up and pissed the fuck did you want?.
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trump gonna tweet about meryl in an hour and she gonna turn her location on.
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Broke men on here trying to play ya'll saying ya'll have to go through a pre date process just to have the honor of riding in a car with no ac that smells like ass and Reggie. Do better.
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#Still Origin of the "sensational" clip. Future's love of cheesecake http://t.co/5W7PSZEmPQ.
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Recess, you're inventing recess
A school initiative that encourages kids to run around for 15 minutes every day in fresh air is improving their health
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Me looking at everyone who thought the new day was gonna turn on Kofi #WrestleMania #KofiMania
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