John (Eggsy)
@EggsyGLC
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Birthdays,Weddings even passive aggressive warnings to neighbours about misuse of parking bays. All catered for by a Z list entertainer.
Book yours today and rest easy in the knowledge you could have chosen something better.
Profanity removed from example video for legal reasons
Eggsy from Goldie Lookin' Chain has just recorded some more amazing personalised video messages for fans. Order yours now at
@EggsyGLC
#GoldieLookinChain
#Eggsy
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Best use of Phil Collins music in a short film award goes to....
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It took 36 cats before the realisation this priests cassock wasn't a gateway to an infinite dimension and that the video is on a loop.
#bestbankholidayever
#priest
#biggapingholeintoinfinity
#otherstuff
#socialnetworkingreallyisawateoftime
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As Christmas approaches it's easy to get lost in the whirlwind of commercialism but if you can stop for a moment, just remember the words of Charles Dickens.
"All party food cooks at 200 degrees for 20 minutes"
Still just as poignant over 170 years later.
God Bless. 🙏
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This isn't at all surreal.
"I've been all around the world from LA to Japan, I've never found a place with vaccines like Cwmbran"
@BorisJohnson
takes inspiration from
@theGLC
to praise efforts at a Cwmbran vaccination centre
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I have no idea who this guy is, but he is having the best day ever.
Brilliant.
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@MikeBubbins
@KellyBubbins
Still can't believe she got to have a photo with Toadfish from neighbours mind.
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Heartbreaking to discover Sophia Dolmio is now having to take gigs like this since the adverts dried up.
Another great talent down the drain.
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38 years this December since we lost Lennard Pearce. Unforgettable talent and such a distinctive on screen presence.
#onlyfoolsandhorses
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Finally after 34 DAYS. 🎉
@virginmedia
have sorted out my broadband installation.
Is there now someone who can advise how compensation will be determined?
The e mail apologising to me and my "Husband" was a start now let's try and get the rest of this sorted.
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It's been a wild ride but by God I've loved every minute.
#alevels
Can it really be ten years since
@EggsyGLC
and I picked up our A Level results? We were thrilled, each receiving five A+ grades. We both went on to Oxbridge University, John became Archbishop of York, with his GNVQ in God Studies, and I the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics and PE.
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Anyone else using social networks remember stuff?
Here's my list.
E.T.
Mighty White bread
Various television programmes
and
Leggings
Dont forget to follow if you have an interest in stuff/quite a good memory.
Cheers. 👍
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Please retweet.
My mate Gareths bear has been missing from the Gabalfa area of Cardiff for over a week. Checked all the local sheds and neighbours gardens and so far nothing.
Answers to the name of Stumpy, very sweet temperament and good with children.
#findstumpy
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News flash.
Will Smith to move back in with aunt and uncle after first minor altercation since 1990s.
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Hi
@virginmedia
just a quickie.
Jesus of Nazareth called last night. He's concerned I'm going to beat his record for longest period in the wilderness.
20 DAYS WITHOUT A BROADBAND CONNECTION.
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Hi
@virginmedia
. In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was twenty-six
In Vietnam he was nineteen
In inininininin Vietnam he was nineteen
In inininininin Vietnam, he was nineteen
In Vietnam, he was nineteen
N-n-n-n-nineteen
19 DAYS WITHOUT BROADBAND CONNECTION
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Hi
@virginmedia
32 DAYS AND STILL NO INSTALLATION.
Can you at least admit you are crap.
Go on just do one thing properly.
Just send me a tweet admitting you are absolute dog eggs.
At least it would make me feel better.
Amateurs.
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@nadineshah
@glastonbury
Same goes for
@theGLC
to be honest. Luckily we have a tour sorted and there's tickets left. Stay strong guys. X
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Just spent a period of time with
@MikeBubbins
recording another
@DemonSeedPod
episode.
This one really will be pathetic.
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Lovely memories going through my old phone. Just found this snap from the night I saw Peter Reid play bass for Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
#bestgigever
#memories
#oldphone
#football
#california
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The well known sport Football
is about to change forever.
Goldie Lookin Chain - FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL …:
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Hi
@virginmedia
We are both aware that It's been 28 DAYS since you promised broadband installation.
Please dont forget to tweet me with an insincere apology and a link to a useless telephone number today will you.
Cracking work gang.
Honestly.
Really great customer service
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The bloke on You Bet who could determine the make of any car by the sound of the door being slammed shut.
Can't get an app for that kind of thing.
Pure vibes.
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Hi
@virginmedia
The Velvet Revolution was a non-violent transition of power in what was then Czechoslovakia, occurring from 17 November to 28 November 1989.
It lasted 11 days.
I could have had two of them in the time it's taken for you to install broadband.
22 DAYS NO BROADBAND.
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Don't want to handle it just in case it's poisonous but can any keen outdoor types identify this snake for me?
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Haven't seen any of the lads for ages and finally organised a movie night. Doesn't get much better than this. 👍
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Do you make music?
Are you in a band?
I can help you reach your goal with these NEW BAND NAMES
Shit Mirror
Cake Bitch
Alan and the Yentobs
Spicerack
Old Man (feat: Little Boy)
Dead Nephew
Grangehill Massacre
USA Chicken
Like and subscribe for more hints and tips.
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Spare a thought for comedy Legend Ronnie Corbett who would still be with us today had he not sadly passed away in 2016.
#ronniecorbett
#porridge
#openallhours
#wouldofstillbeenwithushadhenotsadlypassedaway
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Morning
@virginmedia
just a quick reminder that pop star Sinéad O'connor had her love taken away after 7 hours and 15 days. I have been waiting for your broadband Service for 18 days exactly.
On the up side at least Sinéad had something to take away in the first place.
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Probably going to Google a picture of a one pound note later this week and then post it on twitter asking if anyone on remembers stuff from a different era.
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Nothing on tv so I'm going to recreate You've Been Framed on twitter.
Ill start with
Granny at a wedding falls over on dancefloor exposing oversized underwear.
Your move twitter
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A message of support to all you self isolators who are self isolating right now. Stay isolated with us fine boys
@theglc
#selfisolating
#SelfIsolation
#stuff
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I must say a big thank you to all the
@DemonSeedPod
listeners.
Tonight's recording will be available for free this week and it's just really awful.
So thankyou for helping us ruin other people's listening pleasure.
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Took some time out to do a bit of stargazing last night, the Harvest Moon was stunning.
#moon
#watching
#patrickmoore
#BlessedAndGrateful
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Complete waste of life tonight recording some more
@DemonSeedPod
with
@MikeBubbins
. Audio horse muck.
#gutted
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Cracking weather so out of the studio for once with
@MikeBubbins
checking out some new bike kit. 👍
@DemonSeedPod
#extreme
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
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Have a blast on this you radio listening listeners
Goldie Lookin Chain's brilliant version of the D.I Robbyns theme, now an animated cartoon. Check it out!
Audio:
@theGLC
Art and Animation:
@Grindletoons
As Featured on
@elisjames
and
@nomadicrevery
@Masterman
@bbc5live
Original Theme by
@robinallender
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Those of you attending
@shindigfestival
#tuttifrutti
weekender please be aware that I will be wearing my official
@LidlGB
trainers for tonight's
@theGLC
show.
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Positive start to a new year has just been demolished by the sad return of a
@DemonSeedPod
recording session with
@MikeBubbins
Horrible experience.
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This.
@DemonSeedPod
- by far, one of the best reviews I have ever read.
@EggsyGLC
&
@MikeBubbins
you should be proud.
Notoriety is yours.
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Hi
@virginmedia
I think it was Plato who coined the phrase 'Necessity is the mother of invention'
Seeing I've been without broadband since Nov 15th I've decided to re purpose my desktop as a doorstop and the laptop now makes a great tray for hot dinners on the sofa.
Class.
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Hi
@virginmedia
I'm remaining calm about the incredible delay in the broadband set up because sometimes all it takes is an inspirational quote to put things into perspective.
Let's get this sorted guys.
We can do this.
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Good Times are coming.
Very cool to see the
#Mammoth
trailer for the first time, just after Question of Sport. Thanks to
@BBCWales
for doing such a nice job of it. The pilot episode goes out a week today. So excited. Get on board.
#MammothIsTheWord
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Just did it again. Another wasted hour recording
@DemonSeedPod
with
@MikeBubbins
.
Total failure of everything.
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Finally got A chance to witness the sheer power of
@MikeBubbins
Bloody good new sitcom pilot.
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF MAMMOTH.
70's as AF
Mammoth: via
@bbciplayer
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Seriously can't wait until we no longer have to social distance so we can get back to doing whatever this is.
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I try not to use this platform to spread rumours, especially when those weaker than us don't have a voice or a platform to speak out.
But yesterday it came to light that my neighbours cat was eating dead flies off a car number plate.
#dontjudge
#empathy
#silentminority
#flies
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#WorldBookDay
Does this mean I can dress like the fella from the Joy of Sex books without any repercussion? Asking for a friend.
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Just recorded
@MikeBubbins
blowing into a bottle because there was no other content for the upcoming
@DemonSeedPod
patreon episode.
Sitting alone in the dark now.
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Do you end up on a list if you repeatedly Google
"King Charles fingers"?
Asking for a friend.
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Genius. 🤣
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Proud to announce I'm in line to rewrite
#Squidgame
for a UK TV audience
So far the games will include.
DFS Sale game
Avoid the Dog Dirt game
Porno up the Woods Hunt
And, Pound Coin for Trolley game
Rest of it will be the same but with Charlie from Casualty in the lead role.
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For those of you expecting another wodge of pathetic content from
@DemonSeedPod
we sadly have to announce today's bucket of slop will be delayed by 24hrs. Hopefully this short video will keep you busy until tomorrow.
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Dear
@virginmedia
it's been 17 days and you have still not connected my Broadband.
It takes 90 minutes for Tesla to assemble an electric car.
A routine craniotomy takes 3 to 5 hours.
Depending on your religious beliefs God created the world in 7 days.
ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.
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🤫Just been informed by a very high profile media personality that televisions James Corden has got a Trainspotting film poster on his living room wall that he forces visitors to look at whilst he recites the entire "Choose life" monologue at them in a Scottish accent.🤫
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If you don't know what
@DemonSeedPod
is. Don't bother looking it up.
Just had to sit in a room creating the latest one with
@mikebubbins
and we can both agree it's not worth anyone's time.
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Roughly once a year I request that someone with heavy dub credentials does a rework of the theme tune to Bergerac. Please retweet and let's make this happen. 👍
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We can only apologise For those of you who had to deal with last week's guest presenter . Please note both myself and
@MikeBubbins
will be back this week to resume the usual high (low) quality output expected by
@DemonSeedPod
followers.
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Rediscovered my VHS collection Christmas day TV sorted.
7.30 to 9.00 am
Pages from Ceefax
9.05 am
When the Wind Blows
1.00 pm
Scum
(Dinner)
21.00 pm (Main Feature)
Threads
12.00 am
Dance Energy (13th Dec 1993 feat Ice T/Inner City)
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Just asked a computer to generate an image of Steptoe and Son in a recording studio.
@DemonSeedPod
listeners need to share the horror.
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Idea for podcast.
People with those massive Sports Direct mugs tell the story of how they ended up owning them.
Someone from a reality TV show will host it.
That is all.
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I reckon that bloke from the Kaiser Chiefs should get into acting and then he could do a film about boxing and they could call it Ricky.
Retweet and let's make this dream a reality guys.
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Scraped the bottom of the bin and threw together possibly the worst ever episode of
@DemonSeedPod
tonight without
@MikeBubbins
This one is pig dirt level 10.
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Once again BBC Planet Earth astounds me with its brilliance. The footage of a Sonic in its natural environment was breathtaking. Bravo.
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This.. This is what happens when they let
@MikeBubbins
and myself loose in the studio.
#fail
#lowstandards
#samecontentoverandoveragain
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