The scarab king @Cooler_theGoat has spoken, and I am to be his army's mage.

@Dhampir_e I am very drunk hacking a wii

@HanShinTien targeted ads in full swing i see...

RT @Failtificer: Put my stupid chud son's head in a jar after he lost my orb again

@Whimsy_Wizard get rekt, as the apprentices used to say..

@Char_khal getting drunk and hacking my friends wii

@GamesJobo no, I am the high mage of the scarab king @Cooler_theGoat (currently not the scarab king but ignore that)

// this is a very good video for people who like Quentin Tarantino and/or Christoph waltz

last chance if you want to be included

@henryiscool369 HOLY FUCK!!!

@notEvilWerewolf @Dhampir_e Any friend of Celeste is a friend of mine to be sure

@ONEPIECEREAAAL Ah yes, the 2013 Toyota Camry FWD that I conjured as my sentient steed. I was wondering where you went, I descended from my tower to find you gone one morning...

@DinkDooDank @Char_khal // LMAO I WAS JUST TYPING THIS OUT

@skelbthree oh fuck i gotta get my best robe drycleaned

RT @gregthesorcerer:

@starscr3am63 something happens later too...

@Dhampir_e you are welcome any time to hang out celeste

@Dhampir_e thats so cool, unfortunately i dont know much vampire media, any other non vampire related shows/movies you watch?