@lfredolo I really thought quantum entanglement would be the disruptor in this space but, and I'm no expert, it's impossible to send data this way apparently.

@addyosmani Type O Negative - Love You To Death 🤘

@tunetheweb RUM attribution has been really helpful. For example, aggregating against the largest shift target value has helped to find and prioritize the most impactful issues.

@lfredolo @sherilynfenn1 Ha I'm glad I was there to see this. Just like that one time with Mike Portnoy.

@GymnasticPen 🎂 Happy birthday

@rene_rosa This reminds me how I still tell people the story about a friend's ex who, while married to them, had a redundant name.

@KimMaida For SEO, don't forget to add "deep linking" functionality to Flash sites (using SWFAddress or similar).

@AndyDavies @dwkns For anyone who might not know, NextJS includes a few custom metrics for this already. They can be accesed on any production site by looking at performance.getEntryByType("measure").

Me: OK google, timer for 9 PM called... Cancel! Me: OK google, timer for 9 AM called "water plants". Me: OK google, cancel timer. Google: You have two timers, "cancel" and "water plants". Which do you want to cancel? Me: "Cancel." Google: Got it, no timers cancelled. 😧

Everything you drop in the kitchen will roll under the fridge or stove 100% of the time. 😠

@GregCapullo Sorry you get these. Thinking I'm going blind the first time I got one at 12 yrs old, through tears in my eyes I start drawing my last drawing ever... Or so I thought until my mom tells me shes been getting them all her life too.

@dan_abramov Hmm, try the band "Flying Colors" with Mike Portnoy on drums. From Wikipedia: "The band's mission is to combine complex music with accessible songwriting." Or the album "Addicted" by Devin Townsend.

RT @buzzfeedexp: .@EdgarSanchezArt & @ianfeather and the Web Infra team at BF Tech have been hard at work getting our grades up -- see how…

I keep having dreams that I can fly and I love it! One constant issue though... it's always more like I'm floating with little control. I have to strain to stay afloat and manouver how I'd like.

@csswizardry I agree with the comments here! Whenever I speak of how great the food scene is over there, people seem really surprised.

@rene_rosa October Rust to round it all off.

@WSOU great timing playing @typeonegative as I go over the Brooklyn Bridge

@griotspeak That would have been great but no. A printed menu.

@javavvitch This is why engineers having rythm is important!