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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 year
I spent the last 14 days editing my Acting Speed Reel, so please watch it!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@ClownWorld_ Not a single kid was late to school that day.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@brianklaas I see so many Trumpsters driving them around Los Angeles, screaming, "This is MAGA Country!"
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Thanks to all who attended #AmatoCon2024 . We will learn and grow from this experience. -JP
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@GrantCardone @elonmusk Make it a New Year's gift and save yourself 30 bucks/share.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Been having a blast at #amatocon !! Been great networking with so many like minded people and chatting about business, movies and sports! Can't wait for our final tomorrow! -JP
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
The hard work we been putting in for years.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
4 months
How did it come to this?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 months
Movies should ALWAYS be ranked in Stars. Not some clownish "bags of popcorn" system.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
6 months
The Book of Clarence (2023) 149m
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 year
@elonmusk Did anyone else read this email in a soft whisper?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@eltonofficial I quit Twitter MONTHS ago and it was the best decision I ever made.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@robreiner Remember when saying this about Vietnam made one a Far Right Conservative?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
10 years
"Make it shorter!" -Editors "Make it cheaper!" -Producers "Make it realer!" -Actors "Make it dumber!" -Executives "Make it..please" -Writers
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Again, all apologies to Joey P. can be sent to this account.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
2 months
Kalli Amato Presents: The Joey Patrocelli Interview. Hear the full, uncut story of AmatoCon 2024 from the other side..
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@eltonofficial Don't know why anyone is replying to my tweet, I literally can't read them, I'm OFF Twitter.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Seems well organized and professional.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
3 months
The clock is ticking Mr G Amato and Mr Joey Patron
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Anyone who wants to apologize for any accusations they made about Joey P can do so at this account.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
3 months
District Attorney of San Bernardino Press Conference - 05/02/2024
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@KeithOlbermann @elonmusk Agreed! If we keep letting the truth become public information there is no telling what negative consequences our society will have!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Retweet if you are heading out to AmatoCon today! Hope to see you there! Let's talk Movies, Sports and Business over a few scotches and nice cigars! -JP @OCATCOfficial
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Had a blast! Go check it out if you like/hate Joey P!
@OnTheFunnyPod
On The Funny Podcast
3 months
NEW EPISODE! We were delighted to talk with @EddieAlfano about playing Joey P, filming Amatocon and successfully navigating the strange and wonderful world of @OCATCOfficial
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
18 days
This song is so good, I almost feel bad about punching you.
@timheidecker
Tim Heidecker™ Official
18 days
Hey friends, my new record “Slipping Away” is coming in October on Bloodshot Records and I’ve got a video for the first single, “Well’s Running Dry” to share with you:
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
We all make mistakes.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
2 months
Joey P presents: The Gregg Turkington Forgiveness Special
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Can't believe how late it gets every night.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 year
I'll be on the final two episodes of "Barry" on HBO starting this Sunday at 10PM. Great wardrobe and even better character name. Also, Bill Hader is one of the nicest people in Hollywood and you should support that. #BarryHBO #HBOBarry #Barry #HBOMax @HBO @hbomax @hbo_barry
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Just a reminder that clocks go forward TWO hours this year (due to Leap Year).
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Someone should start their own Podcast.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 months
It's the knockout!
@unclegrembowl
Uncle Grembowl, CFB
6 months
My tip of the hat to Joey P and the other hosts.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@ClownWorld_ To be fair, those waffles were undercooked.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
8 years
Los Angeles Voters: Be sure to bring 2 headshots to your local polling station; lots of Industry Folk voting today and you never know!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 year
@elonmusk But how will we know if it's the official diarrhea now?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
12 days
The Secret Service doesn't know what they are doing, I just watched a YouTube video by @BigBallsOut69 who broke it all down.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! Huge congrats to Bill, he deserves it.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
2 months
This is very well-deserved. Congrats Bill Brown and the entire Amato Group!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Wanna feel old? Last Friday (March 22, 2024) was a WEEK ago.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 year
@elonmusk It's stuff like this that made me quit Twitter 4 months ago! So happy I did, it's only getting WORSE.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 months
Thanks for the support everyone. My softball game was reined out this weekend, so all the support helps! -J.P.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
6 months
Do you like the Joey's Take format? Sound off in the comments!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Decided to grow my hair out.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 months
Joey P. looking good with that empty chair next to him.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
6 months
HEI EMERGENCY Episode Broadcast! After a bombshell Dekkar announcement and new Single, T. Amato rounds up the On Cinema On Demand Team for an urgent betrayal roundtable. Watch now:
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 months
Thanks for the support, fam.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
6 months
Now, here's Joey's Take in Joey's Corner:
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
7 years
The Fake Media is reporting no damages from #earthquakeLA and yet look at what happened to our Organic Coconut Oil. #PrayForLA
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 years
@RepThomasMassie Why is the idea of all people having food the thing that makes you upset?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Wanna feel old? People born in 2001 are now 45 years old.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Is it just me or does it feel like the sun took FOREVER to come up this morning?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Someone should make a movie about an underdog with A LOT of heart.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
12 days
Get dat I.P., folks.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
12 days
Monday Motivation
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Eddie Alfano
14 days
To be clear, this was a mostly peaceful rally.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Is it just me, or do the days feel longer lately?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Is it just me or does today not even feel like a Friday?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Today was 6/6/24. 6 x 6 = 24. This only happens 5 times per year!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 years
Hey, starting this Sunday I'll be guest-starring on the next three episodes of "Shameless," as "KJ," a real sweatheart of a man. Please watch! @SHO_Shameless @Showtime #Showtime #Shameless #Sunday #KJ
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Today is 6/7/24. 6 + 7 = 13. 13 + 24 = 37 37 x 10 = 370. 370 + 462 = 832. How crazy is that? This will literally NEVER happen again for another MILLENIUM.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Happy Monday to all who celebrate.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Movie poster for my latest short film, "Mondays at the Office." Coming soon to a film festival near you! Logline: The burned-out owner of a male stripping company battles a mid-life crisis while juggling the egos of his dancers... all in one Monday at the office. @FilmFreeway
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Someone should create an event where self-absorbed people wear stupid clothes.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
11 years
Dad: Hello? Me: Happy Father's Day. Dad: Peter? Me: No, Ed. Dad: Oh, thanks. (Silence) Dad (con't): Alright let me put your Mother back on.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Science has proven that running your toothbrush under lukewarm water for 3 seconds before and after brushing eliminates all bacteria and can keep a toothbrush sanitary for up to 17 years.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Mondays get a bad rap because they always schedule them right after the weekend. Put a few Mondays toward the end of the week and you'd see sentiment change.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Someone should start a YouTube channel where they have huge reactions to things.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Is it just me or does every weekend seem to fall on a Saturday and Sunday?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
I think many of you will agree that my "Calander-based" jokes are getting old and weren't that funny to begin with. So, you'll be happy to know that at the end of April, I will be done with them. You've got two days left and then they will be DONE.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
6 months
Lots of new IP to be announced at #AmatoCon2024 !
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
6 months
Announcing AmatoCon 2024.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 years
@CDCgov @CDCMMWR These masks studies remind me more and more of the diet studies done in the 70s and 80s that told us cholesterol was bad for us and to not eat eggs but low-fat bran muffins instead.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
10 years
In NY when a guy says "Do you know who I am?!" it means his uncle killed people. In LA, it means he did 6 episodes of "Gilmore Girls"
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
12 years
How come the plural form of "mouse" is "mice", but the plural form of "cat" is "lonely"?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Wanna feel old? The Eclipse was a DAY ago.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Is it just me or does there seem to be less and less teams in the basketball playoffs each week?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Is it just me or does today feel more like a Sunday?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Missed the eclipse today, but fortunately I'm pretty free tomorrow to see it.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Facts are facts.
@OCATCOfficial
On Cinema at the Cinema
2 months
Many say AmatoCon was actually a raging success.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Is anyone else having trouble adjusting to Leap Day? I was totally convinced today was March 25th!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Was it just me or did it seem like there was something weird going on with the Sun today?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Don't forget to Spring Forward (one hour) this weekend.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Does anyone know what time we Spring Forward at tonight? Is it still 2AM?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Is it just me or does it feel like time just keeps going FORWARD?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Not taking anything away from all the mothers out there, but why don't FATHERS get their own day???
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
7 years
Here's me, @DiegoCalinawan & @GUBLERNATION in much happier times. Damn shame things had to turn sour. #CriminalMinds @CrimMinds_CBS #Spencer
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Spoiler Alert: All the people giving advice on how to "optimize your life" are pieces of shit.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
I had to double check this to make sure it was true, it was so wild: Tuesday is as far away from today as SUNDAY was from Tuesday.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
30 days
Missed the debate tonight, but I imagine it inspired confidence in the future of our country?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 years
Me: "Haven't already seen like 3 documentaries about 'Cocaine Cowboys' already?" Netflix: "Yes, you have. And you will watch another." Me: "Yes, I will, Netflix."
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 month
There will be less daylight today than there was yesterday. There will be even less tomorrow. And the next day? Less. But keep voting for Democrats, sheeple!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Is it just me or does it not even feel like Christmas?
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Eddie Alfano
3 months
Can't believe 1386 is already 638 years ago! Where are the years going?!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Finally watched, "The Iron Claw." Very good movie, but if I'm being critical, a lot of the wrestling scenes looked fake.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
For anyone born after 1990: Just know that very few of us actually believed it was butter.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
1 month
IF THE DAYS ARE GETTING SHORTER, WHY DO MY TAXES KEEP GOING UP??!!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
A big part of getting older is just appreciating how strong of a flush other people's toilets have.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Crazy to think that Earth Day is already a DAY ago. Where is this year going?!
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Is it just me or does it feel like the prices of most things have been going up over time?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
I appreciate the people who still have the courage to say, "I can't, I'm too tired" instead of, "I just don't have the bandwidth right now."
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
Is it just me or is this week flying by??
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3 months
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
It's wild that I look like this and still have to google, "how do I jumpstart a dead car battery?"
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
4 months
I could be wrong, but I feel like the eclipse was MUCH more impressive yesterday than it was today.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
Can't believe how late it's getting today.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
2 months
It's always confusing as to what day it is after a three-day weekend. For example, most of today I thought it was September 29th, 2014.
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Is it just me or do Sundays always feel like the weekend is coming to an end?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 years
I want "Last Chance U: Baseball," "Last Chance U: Hockey," "Last Chance U: Golf," "Last Chance U: Tennis" and "Last Chance U: Badminton." No less than 25-percent of all productions moving forward should be "Last Chance U Something or other." @LastChanceU @gregonepotato
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
5 months
Who are you rooting for in the Super Bowl today?
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@EddieAlfano
Eddie Alfano
3 months
Is it just me or does it feel like this week is ending?
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