I spent the last 14 days editing my Acting Speed Reel, so please watch it!

Excited to do something wrong for my wife tomorrow!

Just realized I forgot to wish everyone a Happy New Year!!

No disrespect to Kendrick Lamar, but the best Super Bowl Halftime show of all-time still has to be Elvis Presley.

It's not fair to guys to have a bad Super Bowl AND Valentine's Day in the same week!!

@chl0wwy A scary Valentines!

New York Times Op Ed: "Here's what you missed about the color of Kendrick Lamar's underwear during his brilliant Super Bowl Halftime Show performance. And what it says about America at large."

There are a dozen middle-aged white liberal College Professors currently pitching courses to their respective Universities on the cultural significance of Kendrick Lamar's Halftime performance.

@bakingbolshevik ugh, the worst.

@vivransom Trump is renaming the Gulf of Mexico to "Gulf of America" and Google has officially changed it on Google Maps.

Is it just me or is January taking FOREVER?!

You ever notice how many new commercials they play during the Super Bowl?

You ever notice how the Super Bowl is usually followed by a Monday?

@bakingbolshevik Uncle Junior gave it to me.

* Interrupts halftime show * "Sir, it's actually, 'they ARE not like us."

Hope everyone enjoyed their Super Bowl party. Don't forget to set your clocks back tonight!

Is this Kendrick guy any relation to HEDY Lamarr?