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Ed McCosh

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Writer. The fact that I was saying 'Booo-urns' does not necessarily reflect the views of my employer.

Liverpool, England
Joined April 2017
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Always thought Elmo was made out of felt. Turns out he's a massive wool
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Elmo just hopes both teams have fun!
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The FA Cup is for knobheads anyway. Up the Barclays Toffees.
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It's not that long ago that we'd be dead excited and surprised at just the first three words of this stat.
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In-form forwards. 🎯 #EmiratesFACup
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Ian Wright's coat just reminded me that I forgot to take my bin out this week. Cheers, Wrighty.
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This is the single hardest question I'm ever posed, outside of "what the hell are you doing with your life?" It's Lisa on Ice. Or Homer At The Bat. Or...you know what, get back to me.
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What’s your favourite ever Simpsons episode?
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RT @johnmerro1: Tim Vickery, just an English teacher who moved to Brazil for greater sex opportunities. He's far from the oracle on South A…
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I'll just have a quick check of how the cricket's gone-oh.
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Showed this photo to @Siantology without her seeing the account it was from. She immediately said "dignity". I'm so fucking proud.
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@BBCSport @FootballCliches Listen, fair play.
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Cause of death: Squires
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That battle between Spurs and Villa to sign Disasi must be one of the oddest moments of the transfer window. Like two people scrapping over a dropped hot dog.
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Fair warning, but the first person to call Carlos Alcaraz an "Everton ace", or say that him scoring is causing Goodison to "make a racket" is getting a shoeing.
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Carlos Alcaraz is the first player to join Everton from a Brazilian club since Rodrigo on loan from Botafogo in July 2002. #EFC
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Making a mess of a late move for an Argentine midfielder? I expected David Moyes to play all the old hits, but he's bringing out some deep cuts at the moment.
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@PeterSimon07 @TheBlueRoomEFC The Wirral Wizard deserves a thousand peninsula pun nicknames, really. But I'll accept the Eastham Effenberg.
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@rjaltmann1 They were basically just this
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Is there a Watching-James-Garner's-Pass-To-Beto-On-A-Loop Anonymous group out there anywhere? I'm an addict and I need support.
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