Hug your friends. Don’t sleep in your makeup. Pierce your nose. Appreciate your pajamas. Call your mom. Buy a sword. Invest in quality toilet paper. Listen to Plans.
at the family function:
• i ate a whole meal and kept it down
• my cousin used my pronouns and taught her mom about singular they
• one of my aunts said she likes the plans album
• i played fortnite with my 11-year-old cousin
lots of small victories today, folks. 💚
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars I could really use a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now a wish right now
Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 its almost thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS IF YOU CONTRIBUTED TO ME RECEIVING THIS BITCHIN GIFT PLS LET ME KNOW SO I CAN KISS YOU ON THE FOREHEAD ONCE COVID IS ERADICATED!!!!!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO DAMN ASS MUCH!!!!
update: spoke to a psychiatrist for three hours about my brain and i was sent home with a care plan. thanks for all the love and reaching out. y’all rock. 💚
You say pink
We say black ~
You say Bieber
We say Biersack x)
You say emo
We say fallen angel ;-;
You say pop
We say rock x-x
You twerk?
That’s cute, but we mosh 😘
You have a fan group?
We have a fucking army c:
lots of new followers because of that arthur thing lol introduction time:
hi! i’m stanley! they/she pronouns! echo is a band that sounds like mid-2000s mall emo! you can find my music and other socials here!
Update: I’m being made fun of in the flat earth dating group for being fat.
When do I drop the bomb that everyone unironically in the group is a fucking idiot lol
cute date idea: we go to an archery range and you shoot me in the arm with an arrow and i sue the company and we use the settlement money to get a comically large container of airheads