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Cofounder & Director at some private equity firm | Multifamily CRE Professional | Powered by Pork

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Here’s to my quarterly hair update post, can confirm, shit is still long AF
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@NickJFuentes Have no idea who you are, but there's literally nothing wrong here. Looks like a normal roster of actor diversity, same formula that's existed since the 80s
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@amuse Right, cause when you start school, a career, or whatever the fuck you do, you can’t have any free time or fun anymore, work, eat, and sleep only
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Playing @PlayApex lately
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@GuidanceVoices @Dexerto Message still checks out, he went out and found happiness, elsewhere
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@ChrisBTC2000 @InsaneRealitys "but why" was my exact thought, a cardboard cutout would have been just fine
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@TMN3218 No 23 old needs Ozempic, ya'll just love hating
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@BotsonJones @NickJFuentes Of course people do, are you a communist too? Forcing what folks want. These are businesses in a capitalistic society choosing the diversity, to make as much money as possible
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@tweetsofWIZARD The fuck he is, everyone with half a brain saw this coming and we literally talked about it. He was going to delete his admission and pretend like it never happened. Ya'll just love being gaslit, weird kink, but hell its your kink i suppose
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@AverageAden @Trainwreckstv Much deserved, muuuuuust be nice being able to raw dog vision without glasses
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@macaiyla @libsoftiktok Sorry, I like my women NOT to laugh. Make Women RBF Again
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@sweetdreams @DrDisrespect "You thought Epstein Island was bad? You haven't seen anything until you've been to DOC ISLAND!!" -Doc
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As an ex-degenerate, I enjoy watching @Trainwreckstv , but I love how real and generous of a man Train is even more. With 13k+ gifted to 50+ streamers, I try my best to help good people when I can.
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2021: - Closed on 9 Apartments (~2,200 units) - From 0 units in SA to 1,200 Units - Closed ~$500M in new loans - Twitch Affiliate - Donated thousands to charities & streamers - Hit 40k Kills in Apex - Met the best people I have ever met in my entire life, thanks to Twitch/Apex
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@KARMAENVY @Wrenosaur_ @AgamemnonRiva Its just probability, the search should provide the most probable outcome to reach a larger audience. See below: "2017–2019: 77% of domestic homicide victims were female, and 96% of suspects were male."
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To the men who harass women on Twitch or social media for being more successful or better gamers: Why don't you just tell us how it really feels to be a broke failure? Your insecurities are showing bro.
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@Umehh_ @mymixtapez Or, I don't know, don't call people you don't fucking know bae or baby, weirdo behavior
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After literal months (ordered May) it finally came!!!! Aight, it was worth the wait @PlayApex @Respawn
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@1xTitan This right here is where he gaslights his entire community and they eat it up cause they don’t want to believe their hero is a pathetic loser
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Despite a lifetime of being screwed over by strangers, friends, loved ones, and family, I continue to trust people and give most people a chance. The risks are known, the lessons learned, but the heart is still open.
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@Kinger_EST19XX @NewsiesMario Tell me you lack critical thinking skills without telling me 🤡
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@p8stie I don't trust anyone who is 25+ that has to be perpetually in a new relationship, not capable of independence or self growth, where their identity is always tied to another
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Remember folks, don't forget to support the homies🙂
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To honor the man with a bounty of 60 billion double dollars, Vash the Stampede (Trigun), I'll be minting some Double Dollars Runes to random folks as mints progress to $$60B . Retweet and Drop your Taproot below (address that starts with 'bc1p').
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Slept like shit, so naturally got in my feels today. 10 years ago today I lived in a Budget Suites with nothing to my name & crackhead neighbors in Vegas. Now I’m part-owner of thousands of units throughout Texas. Eternally grateful 😭
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Thank you for the fat raid and for giving me a chance to introduce myself @ClaraATwork ! You're an absolute legend, a bit of a "sus" legend, but legendary nonetheless
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400,000 Viewers on Twitch for @PlayApex and no serious issues at the launch of the new season. Praise the allfather!
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@SeeYaRetirement @BotsonJones @NickJFuentes That's why you're broke and irrelevant, doesn't take much to realize the more people, more cultures, you can target the more people that are likely to watch your movie
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@ChuckCallesto @atensnut This is the dumbest point I've ever seen in my life, people vote, and people live in cities you Neanderthals. FYI I'm not a democrat/republican, just not a moron
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@tonystatovci I mean, it doesn't not look like you
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I was raised by a fiercely independent single mother (never married), my respect and admiration for women runs deep. Instead of hating on women for being more successful than you, why don't you look inward on your failures and take responsibility for once in your life?
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@GrilbusD @NickJFuentes Have you ever considered that we live a diverse world, and always have? So of course any successful business is going to demonstrate diversity, just a shame it hasn't always been the case until recently. Ya'll racists are literally the dumbest mother fuckers in the game.
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@fkurpronoun @anoracarb @BobbusLordus @NickJFuentes Can you just admit you don't like black people? Or watching them? Then we can move on, the conversation is pointless.
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@thekinetv @Respawn @PlayApex Kine for Apex President
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I've never owned Crypto, a simple man with lots of real estate, stocks, & physical gold/silver. Soooo anyways, now I have 1.6 billion in $PORK. A new crypto that I kept getting spam mentioned in, feel like it was destiny for Pork to own $PORK Thanks @Pauly0x I guess, probs
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@ValterPill @KARMAENVY @Wrenosaur_ @AgamemnonRiva I know you desperately want to throw in your own flavor of racism despite it having literally nothing to do with the context. Its about google searches, and YES google does point this out when searched
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@Eatporkplease1
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Whelp, after losing 5 years of my life due to stress, we're closed and officially own this bish
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March 2020 vs Today #PandemicHair
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@Keggs719 @nypost I hate that I looked for a brand rec in the comments
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Went shopping yesterday for a whole ass new wardrobe. That Monday fit
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Contrary to popular belief, you can be extremely successful being honest & honorable in your career. People will want to work with you, do more business, and know they can trust you in any future endeavors. Most truly successful folks can spot a snake in the grass.
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I have come to realize that the Apex community loves seeing their homies succeed, even if it's not in Apex. Today we sold one of the Apartments we bought back in 2017, 'twas a good day :)
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@ursonate @HumansNoContext I respect the confidence, even if you are confidently wrong
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Took a break while working, then played a game... My highest damage game ever while on f'ing Rampart lolololol
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@Eatporkplease1
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After a 60+ hour work week from hell, I realized I hit 35K lifetime kills across all accounts! All while maintaining an executive position at a PE firm with $1B assets under management.
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@1LuckyMfer @HumansNoContext You mean there are right and wrong people in this world, left pic is the only correct answer
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Finally some recognition😅... TSMFTX_Pork?
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@womenpostingws That's a bar ngl
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My happy place, the home office & gaming room
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@pichxn @FearedBuck Nah, you could tell she's been drinking ALL day
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Went to a wedding last weekend
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Woooord, the world needs to see the latest hair anyways
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BOYS 😡 NEED 😡 TO 😡 POST 😡 MORE 😡 SELFIES 😡
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This hits hard & didn't know I'd be crying today. Despite the success, despite the millions, despite the accomplishments, the weight of the world can still come crashing down. People often ask why I'm so kind, it is because kindness can help others much more than you know <3 lulu
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@snazyyazy TSM_snip3baby
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Dinner with @thekinetv at mi casa, #homiedates
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@BotsonJones @NickJFuentes So, there's no logic in your arguments, you're just racist. Aight then, that's easy then. You're just an another poor white idiot
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@Jportales76 @iluminatibot You must be young, I literally saw the second plane fly into the building IRL
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New year, new home lighting, new longer hair
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@FoodPornPhotos It genuinely looks like wood chips, not even leather
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@macaiyla @dom_lucre Every single time something weird is on my timeline, its cause you replied, lol, i can't
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@Eatporkplease1
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Have a $25M closing tomorrow for a client (not my deal), and it's like herding fucking cats. If I have to hold the hands for one more person, I'm going to lose my shit. The client legit tried to go golfing today too, can't make this shit up
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@Eatporkplease1
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Most people, men & women, are awful humans. Even so, we cannot close ourselves off from new connections & friendships, only treasure the rare genuine people we happen to come across all that much more.
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@KaniRosi @wheresmylean_ It's literally illegal to be be trans or partake in homosexual acts in Algeria, you can face up to two years in prison.
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@Rod1545682 @BotsonJones @NickJFuentes Diversity isn't exclusive to any political ideology, it's literally a representation of the world we live in. Businesses, often aim for diverse representation to resonate with diverse audiences. This can expand market reach
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@heyGuhRL I absolutely adored your casting, only reason I'd watch the ALGS streams vs one of the homies
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All done ✅
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Aight, fuck it. Fiiiiiine, @emestein said the world deserves to see what a dude with stupid pretty hair looks like, this is Pork with a good hair day
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@Eatporkplease1
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Remember ladies & longhaired bros, don’t forget to wrap your hair with a microfiber towel
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@Eatporkplease1
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Happy Birthday @BadGalGaming !!!!!!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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@Rod1545682 @BotsonJones @NickJFuentes Do you lack deductive reasoning? Look to my @ name, and you'll find your answer
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@Eatporkplease1
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I just got keys to my new place! May have stolen the only unit available, the model down the hall from @thekinetv . Still need to move my own stuff, second tour soon
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@Eatporkplease1
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Life has been absolutely insane lately, but so glad I was able to finally get a chance to go out with all the Apex homies again last night, and even meet a few amazing folks for the first time IRL
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Closed 🥳 Helped to secure, finance/fund, and to asset manage a ~140 unit apartment complex in Dallas for a client so that he can finally enjoy his retirement in peace.
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@Eatporkplease1
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Vegas bound, be back home next week
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@Eatporkplease1
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Last week I ordered a Solar System Bracelet with fantastic reviews but turned out to be hot garbage. So got a new one and it's perfection 😙🤌
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Had a hankering for a late night PB&J. And holy shit, Brioche blackberry PB&J pan fried in butter goes hard
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@Eatporkplease1
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Friends said I look like Hugh Jackman yesterday, but was like”oook, but no.” Today, maybe its time to get ripped and a new adamantium skeleton 🤔
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Another last-minute closing and after 4 months of work, officially own a ~275 unit apartment complex in San Antonio. One more closing Thursday, then I'm off and no new deals until next year 🥳
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Post-bath zoomies
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@Eatporkplease1
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why as a man do you have no long hair
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@Eatporkplease1
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Haven't played Apex much the past couple of weeks, still got it.
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@Pauly0x Pauly is the most humble, some say he is the best at being humble, the goat of humble
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@Eatporkplease1
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So the first time I ordered my cam UPS maaaaay have lost it completely, but 3 weeks later it finally came @elgato
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Here at the office thinking how long is too long for dude-hair? Feels like I’m reaching max dude-acceptable
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Finally polished my watch after wearing it for ~1,000 days straight, looks brand new
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Never detailed my truck, so said “F it, treatyoself”
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Finally finished moving, and life level-up!
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@Eatporkplease1
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@ModernVirility Yall are such pussies, always blaming women. A real man takes accountability for their actions that sometimes led them to unfortunate circumstances, in order to grow and learn. That was his plane, his trip, his choice, his dinner with Macron, whether she said anything or not.
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@Eatporkplease1
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It finally came! My back is going to be forever grateful to @HermanMiller . #cosmchair
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Some Sunday night sushi at home
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For most folks I meet, I'm treated as someone who has "made it." Then every now and then you meet someone special, that makes you question everything and reignites a fire to push even further "I see so much potential in you & this is just the beginning of your story"
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@YMicalov45759 @KaniRosi @wheresmylean_ Congrats, you're too dumb to understand the context of my original tweet and now you're racist towards muslims? You need to get together buddy
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@Eatporkplease1
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I'm so tired & have been incredibly burnt out for months. 2020 was the hardest I've ever worked were all I knew was work. 2021 wasn't much better but finally slowed down a few weeks ago and now I feel it picking up again. Sadge, big f'cking sadge
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