//: just popped on to see everyone and say hi i’m not dead i just don’t feel complete when finch isn’t around heehee hoohoo. so yeh! ily all i’ll hopefully be on tomorrow but i took my meds and i’m in eepy riin hours so goob nite
i’m in full on borderline mode i’m feral lmao
your 1k followers on twitter dot com doesn’t mean shit, your dickriders don’t mean shit, go outside and touch grass because if people making “ irrelevant jonin “ is troubling you, you’re terminally online
//; ok i’m being deadass like this post with an akatsuki account and when there’s enough i’ll make the group. pls one of each character and share this post pls pls 👀
i put so much love into deidara so seeing people not read my headcanons ( or the simple fact that he’s trans like there’s a trans flag in my bio ) i want to SCREAM
i wanna write one shots of the most mundane shit like deidara going to the laundromat or grocery shopping or studying art but idk if anyone would find any interest in that other than me. idk, i find such enjoyment in seeing characters do bland things.
as long as u aren’t being one of those annoying “ i dodged then i hit u and immediately killed u “ kinda people, idc about overpowered muses. have fun, in the end we’re just a bunch of dorks on the worst app ever pretending to be anime characters
//: adding to this, don’t fucking lie about your age to enter adult spaces. it not only hurts you, but all the adults around you who now have to try and work though what you did to them.
hidadei will always be my otp but sasodei feels strangely cozy? like they know each other inside and out, even if they bickered about art they never hated one another. holding hands or sharing a bed never feels awkward, idk. they’re each other’s safety.
sometimes i think about how dei, itachi, and hidan are all the babies of the akatsuki and i’m filled with so much love for them
they’re just lil guys no wonder i ship hidadei and itadei so hard
okay since i think i only have 1 thing to reply to on dei, maaaaybe i can work on sai and karin’s pinned stuff heehee hoohoo
and maybe add a few things on kokuo
then i got replies on eelaah and guzma whew
i try to play dei as some educated and reputable man when i should be playing him as the type who watches tiktoks and repeats dumb phrases and can’t do math and has nothing but girl dinner every night while scream-singing songs playing from alexa
//: i like that seemingly everyone has collectively agreed that the akatsuki all live in some giant house or lair together like a bunch of shitty roommates, it’s my FAVOURITE thing
terminology and stuff? he’s had top surgery but only within the past year or so so he’s still shy to be shirtless. and yuh if anyone has any questions i’m always down to answer! if ur shy i have a curious cat but i’d never shame anyone for questions!
idk how many people read my super long pinned ( if u did hello ily so much i put so much effort into it ) but just a reminder that my portrayal of deidara is trans ✨ he mostly transitioned when he was in the akatsuki so he doesn’t really know proper —
So let me get this straight? The most petty and dastardly duo of femboys are upset
@Fangs0fChaos
is dating a cool mystery Beautiful guy such as itachi?
► horrid cook, literally the worst
► likes to braid. sometimes he’ll have random little braids in his hair
► has a weird relationship with love and sex. he wasn’t really shown healthy examples so they’re more of a means to get what he wants than a show of true emotion