Curry Grinch ๐ต๐ธ
@EJjuninho
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Jamaican Living in Babylon. Mi nuh carry curry feelings but if you nuh gimme, mi hurt.
Gaza, Palestine.
Joined March 2009
One of THE funniest things Iโve heard on this app in a while is. โSense has chased you all your life but you are fasterโ . ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Iโd fly me out like a bad bitch on the first date.
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Jamaican men get mad polite when theyโre trying to pass by anothe man in party. โBoss man, general, big man, watch di step deh. Shoes bad enuh. Beg yuh Likkle way deh. Your Gyal dat? Easy nuh gyalis. Yo yo easy deh badman, Just Likkle way me a beg. Hot soupโ.
Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or. ?.
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I donโt think I want that Will & Jada love because I donโt know wtf is going on over there.
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Tweets like this are why Justin Bieber's mom don't like you. And she likes everyone.
There are more important things to talk about. Why can't people use their voice for something that fucking matters?.
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The only person on Spice level a go church a mawning.
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Vybz Kartel was actually the name of a group He was in but he was so great that he became the group.
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Such runner went from โFastest woman aliveโ to โmade Olympic debutโ . I LOVE American media ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Are people really this annoying or am I just miserable
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I say โsorryโ instead of โexcuse meโ when moving through a crowd.
How Jamaica are you ?.
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Just for the record, I did a little research and itโs been banned since 2004. Shaโcannibis is 21. Itโs been banned her entire career so she canโt act like itโs news.
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Like this
unu sleep good a night time after unu put pineapple pon pizza?.
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Nicki, Shenseea and Boltโs beefs are distracting us from the real issues in Jamaica. Why Petrojam still a pocket the oil money? How Ruel Ried helper a open account? Why Anjuh nah inform pon him politician fren dem? Use your common sense!
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Nuff people a slander Cardi but took their cheating partners back for a KFC meal deal.
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That first bite of kfc when you just fly down >>>>.
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Iโll joke on Haitians like I do every other Caribbean country but make no mistake, there would be no Caribbean as we know it without Haiti.
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@_nessavannessa We went to watch a movie I was really excited for. Girl distracted me for half the movie playing around and even poking me consistently. Then she had the nerve to ask me wah gwaan in the movie like she didnโt sabotage my experience. I was DONE.
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"Where u from? I hear an accent". " Jamaica". "I LOVE Jamaica. Jamaican me crazy! Bob Marley, mon. Irie. Bumbacloot! Pew pew!". "Sure"
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I guarantee you, if a Jamaican athlete tested positive those same AAs would say every Jamaican athlete ever did. Remember the 4x1 they took from Bolt because one very replaceable idiot tested positive? Yep. As if it would have changed anything. No sympathy for them.
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Corn beef, baked beans and rice ๐๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟโ๐ณ
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Supervisor to the JN social media rep tomorrow: . โNo need to clock in, meet us in the conference room for a brief momentโ
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Happy Valentineโs days. Yโall fellas be safe out there.
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Not having to worry about your partner taking you for a fool is a top tier feeling.
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32 years ago, my father decided to jump a fence and help this lady heโs been having his eyes on. 2 years later, exactly 30 years ago I arrived. Happy birthday to me! Officially old. ๐
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You know. Objectively. Humans are worse to the world than cancer is to us.
Beluga Caviar, 1 kg of which is sold for $7.500, is obtained by milking the sturgeonโฆ.
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Small small wedding, then big expensive honeymoon. Me nuh business bout the ceremony tbh.
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Goku when he came back from Namek
Imagine if Dragon Ball Z took place in Jamaica?.
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The problem with crime in ja is that if you get rob, your badman friend is way more likely to help than the entire police force. And that badman friend to you may be the same criminal robbing others.
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Whatever the good lord blessed her with >>>>>>>
Small boobs and big ass >>>>>>>>>.
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Mentally. How are you?.
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Eating my salad and greek yogurt for lunch. Who needs friend chicken and curry goat gravy combo w/ rice and peas, plantain and an ice cold ting to wash it down? Psh
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โLooking back. No regretsโ
20 years ago I declined a job in Bermuda. 5 times my salary. Looking back. No regrets. A privilege to serve Jamaica. A joy to be appreciated by country. Thank you Jamaica.
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I will never forget venting to my male best friend for like an hour. The man was silent and pensive too enuh. When I was done, the man sat up. Fixed his glasses, looked me in the eye and said โAh, just gwaan hold it man.โ
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Jamaican men be like: "Nurse, I have 3 gunshots, 2 stab wounds but you know seh, that tight dress yah wear a gimme life though. Sexiness".
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Literally everyone knows how to market Jamaican culture. Except Jamaicans.
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Iโve learned in my 21 years of existence (donโt question the math) that if a woman is into you, sheโs constant and sheโll position herself to be in your presence.
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I canโt be the only one who is mentally exhausted from all things related to Covid.
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Being treated right by someone after being treated horribly by others is a blessing.
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-Studs borrowing strap ons. -Sister dancing with brother inna party. -Ruel Reid and half of Petrojam execs still not in jail. -People think Jahvillani better than Masicka
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I updated the meme calendar for y'all. You're welcome
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Most immigrants will never tell but living in foreign will really humble you.
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Inna my big big age, ME fi go tek up gyal weh canโt drive?.
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Women: Iโm allergic to short men, broke men, fat men . I hate all men. Yโall: akikiki ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐ yass sis. Dude: know seh me nuh like skinny girl. Also yโall: you can gas one type of women without slandering another
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Please note, we only said she cheated. Which she did. And is being punished. As a collective, we also would rather her compete so she could lose. Please also note how weโre being called monkeys, dunce, less than. From people who are also called monkeys, dunce and less than.
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Human trafficking is real. Please watch out for each other.
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DMX would end all his albums with a prayer. No matter what fuckshit he did in his life, he owned up to it and always acknowledged God.
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Me: *direct deposit hits* probably wise to save some of this for when I need money.Me to me: Spend it. Spend it all.
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If Iโm keeping it real, Iโm a little disappointed. Iโd much rather Shelly cook her like a piece of fried chicken so we can collectively roast AA Twitter because them chat to much. Now they can make excuses.
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โWeh you mean yah go empty your clip inna man? Y fi datโ
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When you donโt answer her text in 5 mins . Her:
i must be single.
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Them: You're Caribbean? Me too!.Me: Yeah, which island are you from?.Them: Well I'm from Atlanta, but my parents are. Me:
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When your girl is on her period but you got them snacks, pills, movies and extra affection up your sleeve.
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Imagine switching teams because you got tired of โcommunity dickโ but a tek community strap on.
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Woke up in Paradise. Hello, from Asia. Godโs timing, not my own. #30+
Iโll be waking up on the east side of the world on my birthday. Fav this.
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Can hear the taxi man dem now . "Blue Mountain, one and ready, come eeen mumma, hurry up before yuh wash weh! ".
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One gyalโs โmen are trashโ is another gyalโs โ men are trash but me ago work wid dis one yahโ.
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First of all, itโs Bridge light. Second of all, Present.
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Unnu need to stop shooting shots at the gym. Itโs weird, everyone wants to be left alone and all you do is creep people out.
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When the sorting Durag gave you Gryffindor instead of Slytherin but Hermoine is looking all fine. #BlackHogwarts
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If Iโm not my partners favorite person, we have no business being together.
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Canโt wait to get useless sentimental gifts from my toddlers.
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Carnival cancelled, heroes weekend cancelled, can pretty much cancel Christmas too.
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Me too.
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So me know me nah mash no works enuh.
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Play out romantic situations about the person in your head and never act on them
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I understand Kartel but how Unnu mek Intense influence Unnu?
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Bwooooy. This video ainโt doing what you think itโs supposed to be doing.
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Idk if you meant this but. lmfaooooooo.
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Jamaicans will categorically deny any criticism about Jamaica unless itโs coming from another Jamaican.
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Having someone send you love songs about how they feel about you is an unmatched level of intimacy.
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Nahve - donโt have .Deven - donโt even .Yahso - here So .Zimmi - see me .Cooyah - Look here .Leggo - let go.
What are English words that Jamaicans put together to make one?.
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If you donโt mean me well, please stay away from me. Cut me off. Walk cross through road. Ignore me. I promise I wonโt feel a way.
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Stop forcing relationships with people youโre not compatible with.
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At a certain point you just gotta log out and fight the person.
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How Jamaican men sympathize with each other during sad times:. "Hush dawg.".
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If you tell a foreigner youโre Jamaican they touch on the same topics:. 1. Cool Runnings was great. 2. Bob Marley was great. 3. How great is the weed over there. 4. Usain is so great. 5. How great my English is.
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Retiring my parents in 3 years. Buying the house of my dreams and marrying the woman of my dreams. Fav this and hold me accountable.
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Teacher: Gentlemen go in pairs to do CPR.Boy 1: Why fi dat!.Boy 2: Miss that bun up! .Boy 3: class ya shaky enu.Boy 4: Miss a you me wan CPR
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Americans online discovered oxtail and weโve had monstrosities like this ever since.
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Never forget when I was at TGI and the man tek off him mask because him couldnโt hear weh me a say. Thatโs how I knew yโall were doomed ๐ญ๐ญ.
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