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1 year
@Ur_a_Smartass_C Being bladed by a skateboard could have killed him.
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2 years
@weirdterrifying Other lions joined in. You know they sat around in their cage, talking about this late at night.
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8 months
@Jbanklestankle1 A friend of mine made a dogshit an' jelly sandwich for our lunch thief. The thief got scolded by HR when they went to them to "press charges", then a few months later ate fancy shaving soap, same results, finally canned on non-theft incident.
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10 months
@DieselBABE20 Very cute.
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3 months
@midwestern_ope It affects the coffee somehow, too.
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1 year
@brixwe We had Braunschweiger, maybe the same thing, I'm not sure.
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2 years
@Agent_AssKicker @ClownWorld_ Every person from India I've ever met has been intelligent and honorable. I'm glad I never met those two.
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7 months
@Prolotario1 Hmm. Ten days. I recall Kamala Harris was out of sight for 10 days, then came back looking different.
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10 months
@DaveBondyTV Never swerve to miss an animal. Trying to stop is ok but that's it.
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2 years
@LifeNewsHQ In that case, tell her I said "Merry Christmas".
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11 months
@TheRubberDuck79 I think she's already dead.
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10 months
@armygir36701799 No back board, no sheet, they just picked him up and set him on a gurney. Psy-op for sure.
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10 months
@TheMuppetPastor I knew almost immediately, now happily married since 1990.
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8 months
@PMAP1776 @Brushbeater @DolioJ I once had a guy I worked with tell me if SHTF he was coming t my place to "take my guns". I told him to say that to himself over& over. Oh, the look on his face when he "got it". This was a guy I had helped many times over the years, with moving, etc.
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1 year
@doqholliday Probably did it when he started referring to her as "Beautiful".
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4 months
@ShitpostGate The Large Earth Collider is the real threat.
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4 months
@MAC_Arms A lotta folks woulda gutted it beforehand. Not everyone, I guess.
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11 months
@clif_high Not moving or ceasing is kinda odd.
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10 months
My Petosky "boulder"
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2 years
@Earstohearyou Those cuts are entirely plausible. I've used Misery Whip, still have one. They would sharpen them to high degree & wax them. There were only 2 ways to fell a tree, and these guys were professionals. As far as clothing, remember "gettin' yer picture took" was still a Big Deal then.
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9 months
@GovWhitmer This must be a parody account.
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9 months
@ardobla77 They should make Xanax spray. Like pepper spray, but with Xanax.
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11 months
@KObregonWriter Happy Birthday!.
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11 months
@drawandstrike I remember Laura asking Dubya if it was real, which he affirmed.
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1 year
@Thekeksociety He makes my skin crawl.
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3 months
@JohnKel58896389 @DelusionPosting And you actually believe this is true?.
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@nelmagene2010 Champ-est.
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2 years
@muskQu0tes @elonmusk The permit is called the 2nd Amendment.
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2 years
@TheRabbitHole84 You know damn well none of this was the kid's idea.
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@KristySwansonXO @UhlStudios Merry Christmas!.
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1 year
@sportszone_17 @TheFigen_ He was the best.
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2 years
@Benjamin7_4 The lapel pins on the guards resemble the ones worn by US Marshals.
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2 years
@midwestern_ope When I was a kid some stranger walked into my field and stood in the path of my tractor so I had to stop. He asked me how to get to a place and I gave him directions. Some say he's out there still. .
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4 months
@BlogOfTheirOwn He didn't. have a letter with him, by any chance?.
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2 years
@MakingFranklins Is that human skin?.
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9 months
@ShadowofEzra Like he's trying to cultivate Plausible Deniability before something comes out.
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1 year
@BrockRiddickIFB Definitely a cult.
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1 year
@markeatsmeat Whenever there's prohibition there's a black, and gray, market.
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10 months
One of our bookshelves
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1 year
@PrepperCanadian U.S $ on brink of collapse.
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6 months
@Sassafrass_84 Did. Built them like that with my Dad many years ago.
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1 year
@MAVERIC68078049 Also mentioned in "My Dinner With Andre". The inmates are also the guards.
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2 months
@KidRock Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
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6 months
@Ruth_A_Buzzi Same reason I never bought a Cadillac. I reckon I'll ride in one soon enough.
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1 year
@LuckyMcGee I retweeted this. Carter was the test-run.
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6 months
@nelmagene2010 Bronco, it's the only one I've never had.
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7 months
@lippyent Oh, yes!.That's a good one.
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4 months
@OfficialJackson Nice classic boat!.From one stranger on the internet to another, Happy Birthday!.
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2 years
@lepanigeria He makes my skin crawl.
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10 months
@rustbeltkid1 One of my jobs when I was a kid. Our main crop was rocks.
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2 years
@TNTJohn1717 Victoria's secret, indeed.
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2 years
@SenStabenow Figures don't lie,.But liars do figure.
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2 years
@TheFigen_ They had a referee, so it's legit.
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@nelmagene2010 I'd love to that or a '67, in dark silver, hold the vinyl.
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2 years
@coffee_anytime Merry Christmas from Michigan! I, uh, didn't get ya nuthin'. .
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6 months
@RedVelesov You ARE rich, just not in the way the tongue-waggers say.
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10 months
@DaveBondyTV In Shiawassee county, they're lucky to be arrested. IYKYK.
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1 year
@Prolotario1 Sort of looks like the Krampas, with the horns.
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2 months
Happy Thanksgiving to all from Plum Valley
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Thinking that Clara might be a good name for her.
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1 year
@OwenBenjamin Not to mention the gas fields off the coast.
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4 months
@nelmagene2010 Perfection.
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6 months
@rustbeltkid1 I worked there on Line 2 Suburbans & Blazers from early 1985-late 1987. That's Line 1.
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9 months
My kid sent me these books. I'm looking through them to see if I can find his boat.
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10 months
@RewiretheWest God told me.
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10 months
@zillaah707 I worked with a guy from there, he said it's all "Red" except the cities, which dominate elections. I discussed it with my wife, as we have family there, and the weather's almost always nice. It would be a No-Brainer except my wife is patriotic for our home state of Michigan.
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4 months
@DocStrangelove2 I should get him to try my .45-70.
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1 year
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6 months
@Daflippityflop1 Did they help your back?.
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1 year
@il0venostalgia The Sixth Sense.
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8 months
@LarryTaunton It never occurred to me that there was such a thing as a WEF groupie.
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1 year
@Super70sSports He survived the War, married his H.S. sweetheart, college on the G.I. bill, raised two sons. Great guy.
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@DrC_IET17 When I was a kid a Planned Parenthood "lady" came to our farm, my Ma sent her packin' after the person informed us that they were only interested in abortions for ""brown or mixed" people.
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@NightShade1776 The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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5 months
@LizzyStarrrdust Sure. I take you at face value, as it were.
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3 months
@KaylaChowShow Me. It's. me.
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4 months
@BlogOfTheirOwn Harry Potter reference, the letters of acceptance were delivered by owls.
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1 year
@WSKMJGF1 Happy Birthday!.
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6 months
@WriteEditPJ Going on 34.
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10 months
@Zack31849967 @james_jordan_ks @AllisonFluer @luinalaska Not to mention the time, the only finite commodity in a person's life.
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@nelmagene2010 Oh, yes! My oldest brother had a '70 SuperBee that he bought brand-new, took it directly home and built. First car I ever rode in that was quick as well as fast. A judge ordered him sell it & join the military after a high-speed run across the U.P. He had no idea they were after.
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@nelmagene2010 Great cars all around. If I had one I'd repower it with a late '80's Ranger drivetrain, 4cyl, 5 spd, limited slip 8" 3.31:1.
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@rustbeltkid1 When I hop onto FB Marketplace I see a lot of Model A's and T's, old trucks.
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4 months
@USATRUMPMAN1 Nannette Fabares & Barbara Eden.'54 Chevy & a CJ-3A.
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8 months
@OneTonScoutII There's a guy in Gaylord that makes stuff like that, really great craftsmanship.
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@elonmusk Merry Christmas!.
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@Strangeland_Elf That's the Crystal Methodists you're thinking of.
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@SteveLovesAmmo Don't forget the missing Ammonium Nitrate.
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8 months
@DaveBondyTV Good! That will red pill the teachers.
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@USATRUMPMAN1 Sure did, still do.
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@ninoboxer I certainly won't miss her when she's no longer governor.
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1 year
@Jr17Jfk Those are U.S. Marshall pins on the lapels, not Secret Service.
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1 year
@doqholliday Well, I might be screwed, then. I've paid a bunch in, now 59 with health problems, not sure what to do.
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4 months
@WarMonitors They did a great job of filming it.
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@lporiginalg . said the blonde black woman, in English.
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@Super70sSports Also, it may have helped him write all those great songs.
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