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Happily Married Christian No nudes/"showy" pics/DMs Hunt, Fish, Garden, Books, Cooking, Fitness, Art MAGA NRA Life CNC Machinist NO charity stuff. NO DM's.

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7 months
@Ur_a_Smartass_C Being bladed by a skateboard could have killed him.
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@weirdterrifying Other lions joined in. You know they sat around in their cage, talking about this late at night.
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@Jbanklestankle1 A friend of mine made a dogshit an' jelly sandwich for our lunch thief. The thief got scolded by HR when they went to them to "press charges", then a few months later ate fancy shaving soap, same results, finally canned on non-theft incident.
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@DieselBABE20 Very cute.
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@brixwe We had Braunschweiger, maybe the same thing, I'm not sure.
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@Agent_AssKicker @ClownWorld_ Every person from India I've ever met has been intelligent and honorable. I'm glad I never met those two.
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@Prolotario1 Hmm. Ten days. I recall Kamala Harris was out of sight for 10 days, then came back looking different.
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@DaveBondyTV Never swerve to miss an animal. Trying to stop is ok but that's it.
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@LifeNewsHQ In that case, tell her I said "Merry Christmas".
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@TheRubberDuck79 I think she's already dead.
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@armygir36701799 No back board, no sheet, they just picked him up and set him on a gurney. Psy-op for sure.
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@TheMuppetPastor I knew almost immediately, now happily married since 1990.
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@PMAP1776 @Brushbeater @DolioJ I once had a guy I worked with tell me if SHTF he was coming t my place to "take my guns". I told him to say that to himself over& over. Oh, the look on his face when he "got it". This was a guy I had helped many times over the years, with moving, etc.
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@doqholliday Probably did it when he started referring to her as "Beautiful".
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@GovWhitmer This must be a parody account.
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@clif_high Not moving or ceasing is kinda odd.
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My Petosky "boulder"
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@ardobla77 They should make Xanax spray. Like pepper spray, but with Xanax.
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1 year
@Earstohearyou Those cuts are entirely plausible. I've used Misery Whip, still have one. They would sharpen them to high degree & wax them. There were only 2 ways to fell a tree, and these guys were professionals. As far as clothing, remember "gettin' yer picture took" was still a Big Deal then
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@drawandstrike I remember Laura asking Dubya if it was real, which he affirmed.
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@Thekeksociety He makes my skin crawl.
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2 years
@TheRabbitHole84 You know damn well none of this was the kid's idea.
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@muskQu0tes @elonmusk The permit is called the 2nd Amendment.
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@BrockRiddickIFB Definitely a cult.
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One of our bookshelves
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@ShadowofEzra Like he's trying to cultivate Plausible Deniability before something comes out.
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1 year
@Benjamin7_4 The lapel pins on the guards resemble the ones worn by US Marshals.
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1 year
@MakingFranklins Is that human skin?
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2 years
@midwestern_ope When I was a kid some stranger walked into my field and stood in the path of my tractor so I had to stop. He asked me how to get to a place and I gave him directions. Some say he's out there still...
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@PrepperCanadian U.S $ on brink of collapse
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1 year
@MAVERIC68078049 Also mentioned in "My Dinner With Andre". The inmates are also the guards.
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9 months
@LuckyMcGee I retweeted this. Carter was the test-run.
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@SenStabenow Figures don't lie, But liars do figure.
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2 years
@TNTJohn1717 Victoria's secret, indeed.
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@TheFigen_ They had a referee, so it's legit.
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@lepanigeria He makes my skin crawl.
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@rustbeltkid1 One of my jobs when I was a kid. Our main crop was rocks.
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@lippyent Oh, yes! That's a good one.
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@Prolotario1 Sort of looks like the Krampas, with the horns.
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@RewiretheWest God told me.
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@OwenBenjamin Not to mention the gas fields off the coast.
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@DaveBondyTV In Shiawassee county, they're lucky to be arrested. IYKYK
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4 months
My kid sent me these books. I'm looking through them to see if I can find his boat.
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2 years
@coffee_anytime Merry Christmas from Michigan! I, uh, didn't get ya nuthin'...
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10 months
@il0venostalgia The Sixth Sense.
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@zillaah707 I worked with a guy from there, he said it's all "Red" except the cities, which dominate elections. I discussed it with my wife, as we have family there, and the weather's almost always nice. It would be a No-Brainer except my wife is patriotic for our home state of Michigan.
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@Daflippityflop1 Did they help your back?
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@WSKMJGF1 Happy Birthday!
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@RedVelesov You ARE rich, just not in the way the tongue-waggers say.
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@Super70sSports He survived the War, married his H.S. sweetheart, college on the G.I. bill, raised two sons. Great guy.
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@LarryTaunton It never occurred to me that there was such a thing as a WEF groupie.
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@NightShade1776 The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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@WriteEditPJ Going on 34.
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11 months
@doqholliday Well, I might be screwed, then. I've paid a bunch in, now 59 with health problems, not sure what to do.
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@ninoboxer I certainly won't miss her when she's no longer governor.
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@OneTonScoutII There's a guy in Gaylord that makes stuff like that, really great craftsmanship.
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@rustbeltkid1 When I hop onto FB Marketplace I see a lot of Model A's and T's, old trucks.
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@lporiginalg ...said the blonde black woman, in English.
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@Jr17Jfk Those are U.S. Marshall pins on the lapels, not Secret Service.
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@Strangeland_Elf That's the Crystal Methodists you're thinking of.
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@SteveLovesAmmo Don't forget the missing Ammonium Nitrate.
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@Zack31849967 @james_jordan_ks @AllisonFluer @luinalaska Not to mention the time, the only finite commodity in a person's life.
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@DaveBondyTV Good! That will red pill the teachers.
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@PrepperCanadian We had this right before the Blizzard of '78.
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@TheRubberDuck79 Those are U.S. Marshall's lapel pins.
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@ProudElephantUS Ask Joan Rivers.
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@ResonanceEnter1 He's not coming back to die, He's coming back to RULE. #NoMoreMrNiceGuy
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2 years
@SpargoJordan I did a quick search, apparently she's Schrödinger's Nurse.
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11 months
@rattletrap1776 I remember that during SC Justice Kavanaugh confirmation hearings he was questioned about his recognition and differentiation of military vs. civilian law.
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@Im_in_Doge @InternetH0F Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting!
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@FreeStateNH Pirates wear an eyepatch in case they need to go belowdeck to fight hand-to-hand in close quarters, they switch the patch to the other eye so their eye is already adjusted to low light. Government skims your pay before you even see it, & if you don't pay they put you in a cage.
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@TheFutureSight Kamala was out of sight for 10 days before J.B. named her as VP candidate, came back with several changes made.
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@OldHollowTree Oh! Where to start? The legacy of Prohibition was the creation of Black Markets for Canadian Whiskey and beer. During Prohibition an honest, alcoholic cop was an easy mark for turning, at the cost of the policeman's integrity.
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@Rainmaker1973 NONE of the other beavers believed 'em.
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@TheReal40_Head Thise lapel pins look like U.S. Marshal pins.
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@jackisback_1 @ItsJuliansRum Maybe both! The New Dream Team! Their husbands will help campaign for them.
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@OldHollowTree Prohibition was a disaster whose echoes are still destroying lives.
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@IzzyLyman If my wife ever needs hair care I'll try to support them.
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@UrbanhomesteadX UV flashlight makes show up well in the dark.
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@MagnumKeith I have the Bisley version, my very favorite gun.
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@OMGIluvthatsong @RealEmirHan Where the Angel of Death tkes her to Heaven after she drowns.
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@leslibless I hope there was some soap in that thing.
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@gnuman1979 That kid is goin' places. Not Harvard. But...places.
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@86Ali3 We had one we named Earl.
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@wmahoney5 Only Congress can ratify treaties. Is the DNA a treaty? Will Biden stonewall in some way even if it was to be struck down?
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@doylebob @YahooNews Just a matter of time til it's mandatory, "just until this Great Emergency is over".
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1 year
@clif_high Yup. I like machining. I get restless after a few days off, unless it's Deer Season or Ice Fishing.
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@WarMonitors Good idea, Leave it for Day shift.
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@DanCham03014042 @visegrad24 The technique they used is called Black Block. They dress in black, have modular small units, can configure them for the situation. The organization name isn't important, they'll change it as needed. Right now they're called Antifa. Their unit leaders hold mini-meetings to adjust
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@Super70sSports Freddie Fender
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@Alphafox78 Her personality.
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