Eliab Ikyiriza
@EIkyiriza
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An Educationist @LiteracyinUg | Academic Sec. @UCU_Alumni | 3rd Generation Mukiga Christian| Loves Sad Old Country Music
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Hello friends. A couple of weeks ago I lost all my contacts, even on Google. You can assist me in this recovery process by sending me a 'Hi' message on my WhatsApp number 0789009490. Thank you
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Born in UK, he was given African names; Bukayo Ayoyinka Saka. And has become a world star. But because God has moved you from your village to the next trading center, you name your daughter Chelsea Scott. Thinking that African names are cursed & will hold your child from success
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At Nyakasura School we didn't have prom or sosh. We had leavers party. On that day since I was dressed to kill, I had to grab a photo moment with the girl I had for years secretly admired. The last time I heard about her I was told she is happily married.
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Just because Jesus is our Gamba N'ogu, twashuba twanywa ✌️
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These images made me have a troubled night. Imagine zooming in and you clearly notice that it's your brother being dragged for a slaughter! let us all keep praying for their families 💔😪
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I still address all my former teachers with a title (Mr, master, Madam). But here freshers just call me Eliab and sometimes use the word 'thingie' while referring to me🤷
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In Mitooma, bars play local gospel songs as drunkards sing loudly along!
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Chairman
@norbertmao
I am here to testify that you have lately led me to revive my energies and loyalty to my friends.
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I have finally found the names of my two sons and one daughter. I am now only left to find their mother, her bride price and the recessional hymn of that day.
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My brother today bought a loaf of bread that was manufactured tomorrow 🙈
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I have just learnt that among the 16 that perished in the bus accident is Lakisa Duncan my former student
@UCUniversity
. A fresh first class graduate of Agriculture Sc. He was an excellent student in class active & lively. I don't remember his face not smiling.
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Sworn in as the Academic Secretary,
@UCU_Alumni
yesterday. Thank you UCU Alumni for the trust.
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Do you remember the other unemployed teacher you sold a lemon at 10k and COVIDEX at 150k? Yes, it's now his turn to charge you a toilet paper roll at 100k!
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Yesterday I checked on my friends at the UCU K'la campus. They are now in their 4th year! I left them in Year one, when they were still innocent.
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Today an old man, a retiring Headteacher told me that there is a way I behave like a youthful Museveni! I now think my bright is very future 🤭
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The death of a former pope has been overshadowed by the death of a former football player. Is football becoming more cultic than religion?
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Would you like to plant some Apples in your compound, or grow them at a large scale? Just in box me or call me at 0789009490. A tree goes at 9,000/- In less than two years you will be harvesting!
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Former male students: "Good morning sir"
Former female students: "Hi eliab"
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From the days of Sitya Loss video, Eddie Kenzo has been good at spotting young talent
Today's launch of Woodcross, the first ever tin smelting company in the country, should be a wake up call to young people.
It should prompt them to equip themselves with essential skills to utilize such opportunities -
@PNyamutoro
#UBCUpdates
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I took a photo of a Dragon Fly at a close range! Funny how its face looked like a man with a Mustache wearing spectacles
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But of all professionals in the world, how did the title honourable end up in the hands of the politicians? I think that was their first ever robbery they did.
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The furthest school in Mitooma, Kisiizi PS, a UPE school right in the middle of the rift valley, just next Queen Elizabeth National Park had 81 candidates, and 80 of them came in div one and one candidate came in Div 2.
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@AKasingye
The toughness was not in vain Affande. It creates some inner restraint and a guided consciousness even in your absence. Don't you see how the two year curfew has tamed our late night movements even after lifting the curfew!!
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Thank UCU for giving this UPE product a chance to participate in the Value & Professional formation of the nation's young adults.
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Mr.
@elonmusk
we need to start getting notifications when we are unfollowed. Someone should not come into my life loudly with a notification, and later stealthly leave.
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I have listened to the entire Buganda kingdom budget reading on radio, with interest & no coersion.
I now agree I have grown old
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Who else has already been worried of how he will be waking up at 3am to watch the 2026 World Cup in USA? We need deliverance from the demon of football🙄
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Excited to be back to my village home for a week break after 3 years, looking forward to having rest, reconnecting with my childhood friends & neighbors. And boom! The Holy Spirit convicts mum that the entire House hold must have 4 days of prayer & fasting,sleeping on the floor😩
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In Mitooma District, 50 fully stocked libraries have been established in primary schools. This has been through
@LiteracyinUg
&
@RoomtoRead
in partnership with the Ministry of Education.
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Some people falsely accuse me of being kind because of him. Happy Birthday 🎉🥳 mwene tata
@AhimbisibweOsb
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@Tooros_Pride
@LuckyMbabazi
Sorry Bro.
Try affordable schools as you figure out for stability. Kids will always make it through if they are to be. Some of us here are Rural UPE products...and are still surviving mpolampola
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Look at
@SimonKaggwaNjal
! These are the fellows that used to make people fight at the wells back then 🤦
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Somethings in life exist but are rare to find.
For instance, a dark skinned pastor's wife🤷
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Scrolling through Twitter for 10 minutes is like sitting in an S.2 noisey class without a teacher. Everyone at the peak of adolescence with an unregulated opinion on everything
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Today I met my namesake Ikyiriza. She is in P1 and she dreams of becoming a nurse one day. I felt some instant strange connection!
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I Left Mukono at 7:30, at 10am left Kla, 4PM reached Fort portal, reached Kamwenge 5PM, reached Ibanda at 7:30PM, reached Mbarara at 9PM, reached Ishaka at 10:30 and 11:10 finally reached Mitooma. Been a long day. I think Mzee should give me a chopper 😒
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@scamwesigye2
Do you know the hustle postgraduate students go through here? Finishing on record time is an achievement here. African supervisors still believe that a student must suffer before attaining an MA. Anyway, those bu universities have beautiful graduation gowns after all 💃
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So I met my neighbor's wife, waved at her with my rural excitement, only to respond with cold, uninterested gesture. I said in my heart that I wish you knew that I have been mentioning you thru your husband's name in prayer to recover frm the covid you have been fighting silently
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I feel like a child again because
@AmamaMbabazi
followed me today. I already feel powerful 🤗 He joins other greats of here;
@ChristineRomans
@AKasingye
@jbyabs
and
@sejudav
among others
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If you followed me and I never followed back notify me please, it was an oversight.
Here for friendship
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Yall do realize that we (actual black Americans) can tell an African from a black American 🤣
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I can't wait to show you where I grew up 🎶
Couldn't believe I could still find Amatehe (Afromomum) our childhood wild fruits we used to enjoy while grazing 🤭
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In April last yr there is a school I visited in Mitooma & after giving a talk to all teachers about reading, I left them with my contact. So today I went back there and when I was having a conversation with one of them, I saw he had saved my name in the phone as "Eliab Beans"
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I have a feeling some fine lady has been trying to guess the size of my Arsenal Jersey. Let me put this here maybe it can help. Hoona nyowe nkakora mushaango ki? Niinye naisire Yesu?🙄
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This whole idea of surround yourself with helpful people "Your Network is your Net worth" has led us into a generation of fake friends 😔
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I am starting to feel shy to mention my age. you people the pressure of under achievement is real. I think its time to go learn & earn from YouTube videos💁
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Hello Tweeps! I introduce to you
@faith_musinguzi
my University Professor of Social Psychology. Please don't hesitate to reach out to her (DM) for any counseling needs. Please don't break down in silence alone.
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We shall not forget that Arsenal lost 9 points to poor VAR decisions.
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I immediately feared for Argentina the moment I saw him as the Saudi Arabia coach.
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I am here at a baptism service, but I find it weird that some children are being baptized three names all of them exotic, no indigenous name!
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Today evening at the inter-university games with
@UCUniversity
's Guild speaker. She is also from Kamwenge to the world💁
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Dear 2024, for the sake of happy families and a stable society, prioritize giving money and opportunities to men.
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If I have not yet followed you back, remind me please 🙏
Let no debt remain outstanding, except the continuing debt to love one another Romans 13:8
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Just had Holy Communion but I doubt the blood of Jesus is this dilute 😒
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Welcome back from sending your children to kukwesiba kubaana ba bagagga in the name of networking in expensive schools 🤭
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The way coffee has flowered this season! Vinc must be smiling.
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The day you find a poor farmer bent under the 2PM scorching sun, using her already wrinkled fingers to weed, it starts making little sense tipping these kampala waiters and waitresses
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In Uganda, there are more honest prayers said on boda bodas than in churches
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To those I haven't followed back, I will do so in a week's time.🙏
I am handling some necessary mess at the moment, including un following the un curtsious tweeps that do not follow back 😜
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Last year I made a compilation of 100 Runyankore-Rukiga idioms, and shared them. But it is kinda annoying to find some shameless people sharing them and claiming their ownership. They just remove my name and add in theirs.
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Look at the mood in the house! Look at the symbol of humility & service!
Just imagine people mourning your handover at the end of your leadership erra. What a challenge from Watoto!
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I be missing my former students, but it feels weird reaching out first especially 😔
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The problem is that some of us have forgotten that back then when we asked Kamushungushu where we shall marry, it looked down 😔
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Being an exposed generation doesn't mean we should live beyond our means
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When I was little I used to pray to God for a God fearing lady, later I graduated to asking Him for a respectful lady
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I Wish you had come out to publicly defend him when he was still alive from the poison allegations by your fans.
"In the end, we remember the silence of our friends"
Archbishop Lwanga joins several other eminent outspoken religious leaders who have recently died under very unclear circumstances.
Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.
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I told God if he finds me in between the legs of another woman not my wife to kill me, I still say it today - Rev.
@AsiimweOnesimus
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Apart from Jayden and Ethan, what are other planned kids' names?
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Today it's Centenary Bank 600/- for balance checking,
Before that it was covidex at 150k,
Before that, it was ICU bed at 8M a day,
Before that it was one lemon at 5k,
Before that it was bus fares at 150k to Gullu.
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Some Bakiga women are lately learning the art of kneeling, and it looks so lovely 😌
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So Uganda has an ambassador to New York and another one to Washington DC! Students of international relations educate me please!
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I have not yet received any
@UCUniversity
graduation party invitation. Kale I have stopped exaggerating my importance 😔
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Besides being the biggest fan of my sharp guffaw laughter, she always tells me that God revealed to her (I don't know how) that my body needs zink. Since then, whenever I go home,she packs for me pumpkin seeds 🥺
#MothersDay
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On Saturday I for the very first time used Safe Boda, upon arrival the man said he didn't have 500 coin. But you should have seen the arrogance & entitlement he had😩
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I doubt God could rest on the seventh day before creating music
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Foras holidays were for waking up early to pick the best hoe or slasher ahead of others, but nowadays kids wake up to be the first on the TV remote. Anyway we also enjoyed swimming in the water wells only that we received canes from the community elders once caught there😏
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I think we can now all agree that physical Human interaction is one of the Humanity's unappreciated gifts
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I am in seven WhatsApp wedding groups. All of them between now and July 🤦
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