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Lover of football, lover of @ChelseaFC . Comps on IG: @ee .medicine ENG/ESP/УКР 🇺🇦☸️

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@eemedicine
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Only one club could turn this around to win.
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2/5 successfully appealed yellows 3/4 successful dives 4 shins kicked 6/7 successfully crowding the ref 3/3 interviews midweek about the ref What a game she’s had!
@DAZNFootball
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Alexia Putellas replaces Aitana Bonmati for the dying minutes of this game. 🤝 What a game she's had! 0-2 (1-2) Chelsea FC Women vs. FC Barcelona, #UWCLonDAZN semi-final leg 2, LIVE and FREE on now.
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PSG losing to a Lille side that's made 0 signings and has sold 2 first team players? That Pochettino magic really is something else.
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Reading the WSL end of season report and amazed that CFCW's fair play wasn't picked up on throughout the season
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2 years
Look at this. The crowd, the background, the man himself. Nobody will ever be another Mourinho, he’s one of one - this is the stuff of legends.
@OfficialASRoma
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🏆 José Mourinho | ROMA 🟨🟥
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Mayra is a revolution to woso. Defenders simply will not learn how to counter her physically or technically. On a day where the refs don’t accuse her of diving (with no evidence), she will make it look like she’s playing against kids.
@CompsCfcw
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Eating grass😭😭😭
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Alsu Abdullina (wearing #7 , and possibly playing off the right) played a full 90 minutes against Serbia, and scored the only goal of the 1-0 game.
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@cfbayern @ChelseaFC Now at least Haaland knows who to blame when he misses out on one of these.
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“Best team in the world” needed a penalty and a red card to beat us
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3 years
@Mxdiano If Timo had a first touch or could at least shoot first time, we'd have crossed 5 goals today.
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@_esmemorgan your team needs you!! Not on the field lol, they need you tweeting about us
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3 years
@jjuli_24 Pogba and "would've" and "if", name a better trio, I'll wait.
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@DeanMears I can't lie, I saw that yesterday and thought 'that's the first time I've seen him trying to give instructions'
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1 year
Alsu is such clean player. Insane quality on her control - several times the ball has arrived with difficulty both in the air and on the ground, and the ball is under her foot within a second. Let alone her pass quality down the line and work rate to win the ball back.
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3 months
I’ve never seen defenders turn so feral like when they defend Mayra, they’re so aggressive on her because they know they can get away with it
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2 years
In Alsu Abdullina's first (almost) 5 months in England; WSL Champion FA Cup Winner Conti Cup Runner-up A trophy every 81 minutes, and an assist to boot. A bright beginning with much more to come.
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@eemedicine
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5 months
It's still weird for me to think that the player everyone thought was going to be the first $1M player went virtually on a free to a rival club
@FCBfrauen
🏆 MEISTERINNEN 🏆
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✍️ Der FC Bayern München hat Lena Oberdorf verpflichtet. Die defensive Mittelfeldspielerin wechselt im Sommer vom VfL Wolfsburg zu den FCB-Frauen und unterschrieb einen Vertrag bis 30. Juni 2028. 🔗 #FCBayern #MiaSanMia
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1 year
@TheLampardView Convinced he’s contractually prevented from yelling, giving instruction, or showing any personality in any form
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@eemedicine
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4 months
Absolutely disgraceful and negligent game and player management. Not only heavily jeopardized this game and the player's bodies by forcing them to run on zero energy for an extra hour, but threw next game into doubt as well. Inexcusably poor.
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@eemedicine
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2 years
First assist for the history maker.
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1 year
Aimee Claypole & Reanna Blades in WSL Academy games
@rclaypole
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Chelsea won 2-1. Aimee with the first goal (assisted by Reanna Blades), Villa then equalised before Reanna Blades scored the winner (assisted by Aimee).
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How this Arsenal squad turns up less than the quarter-strength Chelsea side that was beefing on twitter less than 24 hours ago is humor in its most pure form.
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I used to think that McCabe would regularly get away with murder, but Williamson in the past year has taken that torch and run away with it. Clear red - absolute bare minimum is a yellow and a strong warning. No clue how the referee doesn't intervene there.
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2 years
Cankovic is unreal. Technical quality is just a level above.
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1 year
Meanwhile for the national team, the same policy of having to force Alsu to stop training and playing is still in place.
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2 years
@Contropiede_RC One striker born after the ice age and they'll have all it takes. Pioli is a great coach.
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6 months
I thought a CB sub at that stage of the game was unnecessary, but Bjorn brought a great composed anchor to the side and really showed off the quality of her pass. Really impressed icl.
@womenstransfer
Women’s Transfer News
6 months
Rate Nathalie Björn’s debut out of 10 ⬇️
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2 years
An entirely different team with P spearheading the attack. Much more fluid, there's constantly an outlet and there's play between the lines. The alternative is to ignore all space between lines and aim for above all of them to relieve pressure.
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1 year
Mearps 0 saves, 1 goal conceded?
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JRK really has everything you want in a big game but the worst shooting boots you've ever seen, it's so funny man
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5 months
Waiting until there’s 10 minutes left to put on your most creative midfielder is nothing short of sabotage to me by the way
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3 years
Abdullina's physical attributes exemplified; What would normally be a contested header is turned into nearly a goalscoring chance. Reacting first, she is not only far quicker than her opponent, but is able to use her strength to prevent any contesting whatsoever.
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1 year
@kivraw How McCabe went the entire WSL season without a red card truly boggles the mind
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2 years
The 8th goal will always be an Alsu assist in my book, by the way.
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@eemedicine
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2 years
The queen of wholesome content turns 21 today 🎉
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2 years
ALSU ASSIST TO SVITKOVA, I'VE ASCENDED
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3 years
@SkySportsPL Man is spitting here - just forget adding more meaningful matches and just scrapping half the international breaks. Qualifiers can stay, no need for constant friendlies in the middle of the club season for no reason.
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5 months
Very hard to pull the “one club” thing when a player wearing the armband is actively supporting another club in a cup final 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Credit where it’s due, Carter’s been fantastic. Had incredibly tough matchups the entire game and has yet to collapse at any of them. Let alone the assist to boot.
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5 months
Banter and shittalk is such a highlight of sport - but doing it from the bench while you had nothing on the line since you can't get minutes is childish
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3 years
@sthsthburner “Is this player injury prone?” Is a classic beginning line to begin talking about literally any young player at Dortmund. No clue what their physios do but it isn’t preventive care.
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3 years
@Mxdiano @ChelseaFC The way he pats the man for a different gummy absolutely kills me, ignoring the hilarious reaction to the orange one. Dude is without trying, the funniest footballer bar none.
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2 years
I've waited months for this moment
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@kivraw Their season is successful because they sell a lot of tickets remember
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3 years
@Contropiede_RC Chose the wrong club, but I think he sees this club as his long term project he can do without media absolutely destroying him at every turn. If he was more patient he could've ended up at Inter this season.
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1 year
Charles has been on an absolute G/A tear lately. Done so much to improve that part of her game recently.
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I again, do not know the point of having Guro on if we do not play to her one tremendous strength. She needs targets in the box, and we are giving her 5’4” JRK, LJ at the halfway line, and 5’2” Fran
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@uyiosafasina Bonmati can kick Lawrence and it’s fine, but if Lawrence lays a hand on Bonmati’s back and she falls over it’s a penalty
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@eemedicine
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10 months
Our agent heard that Chelsea fans were miserable and decided to inject some joy back into our lives
@afcxman
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wtf is Jorginho doing??
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@eemedicine
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3 years
@MedianoEra Tossed away our Drogba regen, it’s so good we’ve kept hold of Mount.
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1 year
Chloe Kelly somehow makes an 10v11 feel like an 11v11
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6 months
Completely forgot that we're the only WSL team in the UWCL. Conversations need to be had about those around us - this isn't even about competing with Chelsea, this is just about getting to a European group stage.
@ChelseaFCW
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Stamford Bridge... 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 the only place in England to watch @UWCL football. 😉 #UWCL
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@_JoeAlexanderr Genuinely can't even bring myself to re-read his statement ffs, the heartbreak still hasn't healed
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Crazy how often she was the target for the switch and how she was able to dribble past, cross, create more than anyone else - not only today but all season.
@Compscfcw_
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Niamh Charles vs Real Madrid @niamhcharles7
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@eemedicine
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2 years
LJ has this horrible habit of stopping play in times of danger before executing a decent delivery. Against low blocks it works - the defence is already organized and it gives the attackers time to try and break it down via runs. Against a chaotic defence, it ruins attacks.
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Alsu Abdullina, via Match TV: "Women's football different in England? The changes are for the better, but the differences are felt. Here all the stadiums are with natural grass and there are more spectators at every game."
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Not sure what anyone else's viewing experience was, but I couldn't ask for more. Time for the youth, but also a chance for Alsu to show her quality, which she did. Very high action completion rate, ability to conduct the press, and do what she does best.
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The WSL deadline has passed, and Chelsea have opted not to send Alsu on loan for 3 complete transfer windows, despite seeing a mere 36 minutes of playtime this season in all comps. Her contract expires in the summer of 2024.
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It has been officially one year, to the day, since Alsu Abdullina last started a game for Chelsea. In the 364 days since this game, she has played a total of 166 senior minutes for the club across all competitions, and 0 in friendlies. She has 30 caps for her national team.
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@eemedicine
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2 years
We made the bench!
@ChelseaFCW
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2 years
Game on! 👊 Here's your Chelsea team this evening. 🤩 #CFCW
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Something that she provides that is otherwise completely absent from our tactical setup is her ability to play a long ball down the left byline - we don't have a single other player who can make that pass accurately. Opens up another lane for Guro/LJ to receive the ball.🤔
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Alsu is such clean player. Insane quality on her control - several times the ball has arrived with difficulty both in the air and on the ground, and the ball is under her foot within a second. Let alone her pass quality down the line and work rate to win the ball back.
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2 years
P doing the absolute most for us. Headers off the line, setting up tap ins, our only attacking transition. Such a heavy reliance on her as she shrugs through being double marked and the press trigger.
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Seeing comparisons between the squads, absolutely shameless excuse by trying to overrate the underdog. Ignore form and look at quality only, there are 2, maybe 3 players from Lille that could get into that PSG XI (Bamba, Ikone off the bench, maybe Xeka).
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Was watching, appreciating how much of a quality player she is, until I saw the heel-to-heel into a roulette into an outside cut to earn a free kick. What a ridiculous young player. Top, top player who we're about to see take off.
@CompsCfcw
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Aggie Beever-Jones vs Birmingham @AggieBjones
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JRK has been such a breath of fresh air. A pacey winger who wants to drive, and can do so with her head up. I could not imagine myself typing that 6 months ago
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Watch Hayes start beefing and waffling to distract from the narrative that this loss is entirely on her head. Sympathy for the players, not only for the loss but also for being abandoned by their manager.
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@uyiosafasina And not a horrible teammate, and not a Tory. Only thing in common is the hair color, but that's about where Arsenal analysis begins and ends.
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It has been officially one year, to the day, since Alsu Abdullina last started a game for Chelsea. In the 364 days since this game, she has played a total of 166 senior minutes for the club across all competitions, and 0 in friendlies. She has 30 caps for her national team.
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@ChelseaFCW
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Full Chelsea debut! ✔️ Well done, Alsu! 👊
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I’m going to have to read incessant takes from the world’s most insecure fanbase about how she’s England’s best GK ffs
@womenstransfer
Women’s Transfer News
6 months
Barcelona are in “very advanced” negotiations with Manchester City over Ellie Roebuck for free in June, per @MariaTikas 🧤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Another full 90 for Kerr, we will be very lucky if we have anything left of her by the end of the season
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1 year
Pretty much this. Every player did everything that you could hope to ask of them, in an incredibly tough situation before you take away 3 of our most important players. The only real disappointment was the poor squad planning months ago that led us to be backed into this corner.
@bleupolz
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Should've done better and all that but cba to slag off any of our players after a 1-1 at Camp Nou without 3 of our very important players
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@Mxdiano If he has another great season I think he'll end up being properly rated. Going off of last season, he's comfortably top 5 in the world. All about proving that he isn't reliant on form and is simply quality. Same with Rudiger in his position.
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Magda’s got 10/10 trophy handling. Never once see her lose possession even under pressure with confetti and champagne.
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1 year
Alsu content 🫡🫡 Great work as per @CompsCfcw 🤝
@CompsCfcw
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Alsu Abdullina vs Reading @AbdullinaAlsu27
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1 year
Cannot, cannot speak highly enough of Pernille today. Completely turned around a lucky draw into a win, scattering a confident United into looking like they were children at their first final.
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It’s amazing just how much of a market improvement we are since P’s come on. Been the epicenter of everything good.
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We had Barca worried. They were time wasting on a draw with 72,000 fans in their own stadium, when they had won every game there in the past 4 years. Talk about punching above our weight.
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@eemedicine
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Jule Brand might be one of the only players who can get 11 G/A in her first season with a new club at 21 years old and get criticized. Article literally lists that and that she has 3 G/A in 6 games this season while saying she's not living up to her name and potential.
@FF_90min
Fußball der Frauen 90min.de
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Die Leistungen von Jule Brand sind zu inkonstant. Nun übt VfL-Direktor Frauenfußball Ralf Kellermann deutliche Kritik an der 21-Jährigen. Im Interview mit dem @kicker wirft er Brand u.a. vor, sich nicht genug auf Fußball zu konzentrieren ⬇️
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Magda looking very exposed in a high line. Has a bad habit of not knowing what’s going on behind her shoulder, and doesn’t have the pace to make up for that.
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“Can you believe she’s missed from there” Yes.
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Our two goals against Bristol in a GD solution game are from a penalty and a corner…
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Need at least a year where P can tutor her apprentice before she leaves.
@cfcwc
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Twins after all
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I see Alsu minutes... I can see them...
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@Contropiede_RC "By being with me, I can help you explode."
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Next out of the EH crackpipe; Guro at LB The worst part is that I don't hate the idea at all. Not a ton of pressure on that side, enables early crosses as a threat and she's more likely to complete progressive dribbles against a RW than a RB
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I fucking despise how much Barca pressures referees man, they spent all week doing interviews about the ref and it’s paid off. Abysmal, corrupt culture
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Whats the point in having Sam Kerr when we set her up to score 0 goals in CL knockout games? #25 is about a quarter of the player, playing with a worse team yet they’re able to lock up tight enough to have a chance to create something for her - and it’s given her 2 goals.
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Ah I forgot, success for this team is determined by ticket sales. Shame we couldn't have put 3 seats on the halfway line for their midfield to add to the amount of spectators this evening
@eemedicine
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How this Arsenal squad turns up less than the quarter-strength Chelsea side that was beefing on twitter less than 24 hours ago is humor in its most pure form.
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The odds on all of the anti-Tuchel players being the ones frustrated that he’s asking them to understand basic positional play and make accurate 10 yard passes?
@GGFN_
Get German Football News
5 months
❌ Thomas Müller (34) headlines a group of six players against head coach Thomas Tuchel at Bayern Munich. ✅ Manuel Neuer (37) and Harry Kane (30) are pro-Tuchel. (Bild)
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It really is insane how much Nusken takes us to the next level. The versatility, composure and tactical intuition are working together to start building starpower aura
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Don’t care how bad it was or under what circumstances, a 4-1 slap away to Spurs is better than any drug on the market. Smiling ear to ear
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These two headers are incredibly difficult. The first, while being pushed, off balance and going the other way prevents a clear goal. The second comes from instant recovery and goes beyond the reach of even the GK. Harder's ability in the air is elite level.
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Although the disrespect to her employer and the fans has been mentioned multiple times, something gone unsaid is the disrespect to the staff around cfcw. They've been working overtime to try and get more fans and more integration with the club as a whole, and you throw it away.
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10 months
The goalkeeping is an obvious finger to point at, but the hole where the defensive midfield should be is also worrying
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1 year
JRK gets her assist to cap off a very strong performance from her - looked strong against Everton and again tonight. Specifically, done very well to not let her wide position isolate her from the game and has had the confidence to take space roaming from her position.
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Feel like our personnel is so limited. Erin struggles to take the ball off of a CB in a press (extremely alarming for a midfielder), neither winger is driving into or beyond a player, and both CBs struggle to mark a lone striker. Not to mention Ash struggling on all fronts.
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Whenever a Barca player fails an action it’s so childish how their entire team pivots their head to look at the ref Failed a header? Must be a foul Shot got blocked? Must be a handball
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2 years
I prefer not to speak. If I speak, I am in big, big trouble. And I do not want to be in big trouble.
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Engen in the defensive transition
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